♪ SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING THE MUSICAL – Animated Parody Song


Thanks so much for the suit Mr Stark. That wasn’t a hug, I was just trying to open the door for you. Now get the hell out of my car. Landed an internship in the superhero field, Fought Captain America and stole his shield. But now the hype passed, feel bored and useless, Can’t just sit on my butt, Mr Stark shoulda knew this. Happy Hogan is my point of contact, But that’s it, no Avengers contract. Pester Happy, day in, day out, And be a vigilante, swinging about. Who’s bike is this? I’ll just leave it here, Left a note that I saved it, just so we’re clear. Stopped a d*** from robbing a car, That’s his car! Uhhh, oops… sorry Look at those punks with hero masks, Trying rob an ATM with glowy packs. I faced all four and tried to stop, Til they blew up the sandwich shop. His powers are sweet, His suit’s so lit, He kicks butt, though he’s just a kid. Swings off his feet, Fists with hard hits, People wonder if he’s just a myth. His powers are sweet, His suit’s so lit, He kicks butt, though he’s just a kid. He’s like a son, Next of kin, If he has too much fun, I’ll discipline. Spi-i-i-i-ider-Man, Spi-i-i-i-ider-Man Got a crush on Liz, she’s into Spider-Man, Reveal myself at her party, that’s the plan. But then Birdman, or Vulture, whatever his name is, Throws me in a lake, but thanks to Tony, I live. Go to D.C. with the Decathlon team, But had to bail to follow Toomes and his evil scheme. I goofed, got locked in and Karen laughed, Barely enough time to save my friends in the shaft. Tried to stop him again on the Staten Island raft, The Chitauri gun lost control and ripped the ship in half… You’ve been a bad boy give me back that suit. Take Liz to the dance but I’m shocked to see, That her dad is the villain, how the heck could that be? Ditch Liz at the dance to take her daddy down, Shocker ambushes me, but Ned makes him bound. What are you doing? Uuuuhhhhh, watching… f***… p*** Powers are sweet, His suit’s so lit, He kicks butt, though he’s just a kid. Swings off his feet, Fists with hard hits, People wonder if he’s just a myth. His powers are sweet, His suit’s so lit, He kicks butt, though he’s just a kid. He’s like a son, Next of kin, If he has too much fun, I’ll discipline. Spi-i-i-i-ider-Man, Spi-i-i-i-ider-Man I’m not a bad guy, I got screwed by the government. My business tanked, So I had to supplement. Stole some tech, it just fell from the sky, Got a family to feed, so I have to try. If I rob this plane I’ll be set for life, Just luxury vacations with my blinged out wife. Why did Parker come along and ruin my plan? Spend my life in prison, Liz will never understand. Spi-i-i-i-ider-Man, Spi-i-i-i-ider-Man What the f***?! Aunt May! I can explain This was just for a… superhero… p***… that I’m making with Ned… yeah

100 Replies to “♪ SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING THE MUSICAL – Animated Parody Song”

  1. LOVE IT!!!! I've been excited for this ever since you announced it on Twitter. Just so you know: I'm a long time supporter, and I always will be 😀

  2. I noticed that misty and the hobo was featured in this musical
    If you don’t play cod 2 zombies or didn’t listen to the musical
    Then they are survivors

  3. This is especially it in terms of content, making up your own awesome song lyrics instead of shamelessly rehashing Rolling in The Deep and Cheap Thrills.

  4. Don’t steal cars!

    Russman only driving to bus depot, I don’t need no strange spider boy to stop and web me to a car!!
    *missiles from moon hit earth*

  5. Mom:Do youur homework
    Me:Ok
    5 years later
    Mom:UGHHHHHHHHH ARE YOU DONE ALREADY WITH YOUR HOMEWORK
    Me:no
    Mom: smashes the door
    Mom:What are you doing?
    Me: 1:54

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