【特別編】よゐこ ちねり完全版/Comedians’ Survival:YOIKO Complete Version of“Making Rice Grains from Dough”


The Great Adventures of Eggplant-D Youtube version – Special Edition! Yoiko’s “Chineri” – Full Version “Chineri” never wins “buzzword of the year”, does it? Well, duh. Remember when the staff filmed us making “Chineri rice” for hours and hours at an island but they never used the footage Yes So Eggplant felt bad and made a DVD …using that footage Apparently his relatives enjoyed it so he even did a viewer giveaway of the DVD …I really wish he hadn’t Welcome to a Special Edition of “The Great Adventures of Eggplant” where we will play the full version of the “Chineri” DVD which Eggplant gave away ! If you’re watching this right now, congratulations on winning this DVD! 1,000 people have won this DVD. …but are you curious about why you won it? From here, we will reveal the whole story behind how the DVD ended up in your hands. Please enjoy. November – TV Asahi After the TV broadcast of the “Island Surival Special,” a staff member approaches Hamaguhi Hi Kobo-chan! What’s up? So we made an announcement about the DVD giveaway ….DVD? Yes What DVD? Did you watch it? Oh yes, yes I did. We did a giveaway of the DVD of the uncut footage of Yoiko’s “Chineri-making” Ohhh! Oh you guys actually did that? Yes You did a a giveaway? Seriously!? ….and the results were pretty insane At the end of the TV broadcast it was announced that the DVD would be given away to 1000 viewers and an unexpected amount of applications came flooding in. So a lot of people applied? Yes Wow… You’ll be surprised at the number
Wow… You’ll be surprised at the number
Are you serious? How many applications did we get? How many do you think we got? We once did a meet and greet and 85 people came Not even 100 people came …even though I prepared 150 autographs Only 85 people. Don’t be surprised,okay? The staff shows Hamaguchi the postcards sent in by applicants We got 4,000 postcards! What!? So these all came in for us? Are you sure some of these aren’t for “TimeShock?” (Popular quiz show on TV Asahi) Is this for real…? Sometimes when you flip through these …you’ll see ones that are for “Ame-Talk” (Popular talk show on TV Asahi) but they’re all for our show!! They all say “For Yoiko’s Island Survival Show”! ….We’re still popular aren’t we? Very much so. Is this for real…..? 4,000 people have applied That’s amazing! Apparently, we got even more. Seriously!?? Once on a radio show, we had listeners vote on who should be the leader … of Yoiko. They sent in postcards. 19 of them said “Hamaguchi” and 7 said “Arino” So now what? We’re going to start making the DVDs You haven’t made the DVDs yet!? We didn’t expect to get so many
You haven’t made the DVDs yet!? This makes me so happy though This might be a first in TV history This is indeed a first in TV history that a TV program is giving away 1,000 DVDs containing unreleased footage Talks about this giveaway began back in November, when Yoiko were making Chineri rice in preparation for filming a show on a boat ..and Hamaguchi made this suggestion. How about we give away a DVD of the full version of “Yoiko’s island survival” segment to our viewers? There could even be a surprise for the kids How do we differentiate the kids from the adults? Hopefully from the handwriting on the postcard So you mean we’re going to sell ….a limited amount of DVDs to the kids’ parents? No, we’re not going to sell them
….a limited amount of DVDs to the kids’ parents? They’ll be free If we’re being honest here …we’re no longer popular enough to sell DVDs True story The best thing to do would be to give them away It’s going to cost money to burn the DVDs, though Can you burn them, Arino? I can’t burn them at my place So, everyone we’ll be giving away a DVD of the full version of our “island survival” show ….to 8 of our viewers Only 8? Yes Arino will be burning the DVDs himself. What!?
Arino will be burning the DVDs himself. If you want one, apply by sending us a postcard! Wait, I can’t burn them
sending us a postcard! I’m not burning the DVDs It’ll be easy. You just have to keep replacing them
I’m not burning the DVDs I’m not a DVD supplier or anything so I don’t have the equipment to burn them It’ll be fine I’ll lend you the equipment Send us your applications! …we’ll be waiting! Shouldn’t you announce this more formally? This was how it was decided that the DVD would be given away to 1000 viewers So, Mr. Hamaguchi. We would like you to ….choose 1000 people from here. 1000 people, huh? Why don’t you go ahead… and pick them yourself Just do it randomly Randomly choose 1000 I think the viewers would be happier if you hand-picked them Wait, I’m hand-picking all 1000!?? We’d like you to, if possible… This’ll be harder than making the Chineri Rice Ok, guess I’m doing this… All right then Oh no, look These people have already lost All right ….here we go. This one’s written in pencil I can’t read the kanji of this person’s name How do you read this…? Should we just not send this person the DVD? No no All right. Our next winner is from Ehime Prefecture, and his name is….. …..again, I can’t read this…. Is it….Shokai Murase…? So Shokai will get one DVD Congratulations,! From Akita prefecture, we have… Tsu…. Tonako? Is that how you read this? Tonako? Yes, Tonako Miss Tonako One DVD for Miss Tonako Hamaguchi takes his time and carefully picks 1000 winners from the pile of postcards which leaves him exhausted Thank you Mr. Hamaguchi All right Was that 1000? Yes, that’s 1000 people! Alright. Give ’em away then Dear winners, including all you kids out there, please enjoy the DVD of our “Chineri” segment in which you will see two middle-aged men chat about various things while making “Chineri rice” Alright then. The DVD of the full version of “Chineri” starts right now 3-day Survival on an island where a Mysterious vessel sleeps 0-yen Survival on an island where a Mysterious vessel sleeps “Chineri” Full Version
0-yen Survival on an island where a Mysterious vessel sleeps From here, please enjoy the Full “Chineri” DVD, which includes never-before-seen footage!! So we’re about to make a luxurious dinner This is a cooking scene from Yoiko’s 2nd day at the island As this is a nice-looking fish, Hamaguchi takes the gills off carefully We never take the gills off so carefully Usually we stop around here What can I say, I’m a sucker for brands You really like brands, don’t you? They always make me wear lame-looking outfits at work I need brand items because I don’t want people to think I’m lame in my private life. You know what I mean? The fish is then filleted into 3 pieces, cut into bite-sized pieces, and laid onto the skin So usually you’d have a welcome drink or champagne, but we’re having a “welcome leopard coral trout” Right? It’s done! What is this? It’s leopard coral trout sashimi Yes!! The Welcome Sujihata (“leopard coral trout”) Yoiko’s first meal of the day is leopard coral trout sashimi. This is a high-grade fish with transparent flesh and lots of fat. It’s a first-rate meal. Put your hands together Bon appetit! Bon appetit! The two are hungry and immediately dig in Damn that’s good! Wow
Damn that’s good! It’s really good! Hamaguchi tries a piece Pyoooooooooo!!! Delicious Delicious It’s a super-clear sashimi This is the most delicious sashimi I’ve had on a deserted island one of the best things about dining on an island is that the food is super fresh This fish is smooth but fatty and it’s fatty but not over-rich After a light meal the two resume their cooking Arino dynamically tears off the skin of the fish with big heads Hage, hage, hage, hage!! (“Tear it, tear it, tear it, tear it!”) ….who you callin’ bald?? (“Hage” also means “bald”) No, I mean “hage” as in “tear”!! Next Hamaguchi starts preparing the moray eel Yo, get off of me ♪Oh my darling Arino goofs off while Hamaguchi chops up the moray eel Arino sprinkles on some salt and pepper The pepper …. is falling onto…. ….the table…. You barely got any pepper on the fish Yes I barely hit the fish Next , the two sprinkle on flour Wait, let me try something Hamaguchi tries to make use of the wind Look No…bad idea The flour is flying towards our cameraman After all the fish are filleted they are deep-fried I’m going to take this out YES Broth is made by mixing salt, soy sauce, sweet sake, and water and the fried fish are put into the broth. Then, starch and water are added. Done! Fish in starchy sauce The cooking seems to be going well However, Arino makes a suggestion… The fish in starchy sauce is done! …I want to eat this with fried rice I want to eat this with fried rice I want to eat this with fried rice I want to eat this with fried rice …Okay…. Wait, say that again? I want to eat this with fried rice. You want to eat this with fried rice? I want to pour all of this on top of fried rice Got it.
I want to pour all of this on top of fried rice So we were just going to make fish in starchy sauce But instead, let’s make fried rice with fish and starchy sauce on top! ….Huh?
But instead, let’s make fried rice with fish and starchy sauce on top! You can find rice on deserted islands …..no, you can’t. Well, if we can’t find rice, then we can make rice. ….This is so not the direction I was hoping this would go in Please start the “Chineri” process I’ll pass You can’t
I’ll pass Please start the “Chineri” process No way….
Please start the “Chineri” process “Chineri” is the process of rolling kneaded wheat into small pieces that resemble rice. It is a long, hell-like process. But it’s the only way to obtain rice at a deserted island It is a unbelievably long process that’ll make you sleepy The last time Yoiko did “Chineri” Arino dosed off and started talking gibberish Let’s decide on a winner …..what?
Let’s decide on a winner We should decide on a winner you know, like when people go bowling… The loser should receive a punishment and the winner should win something …and we should make Cream Stew (popular Japanese comedy duo) do this Cream Stew ? What the hell are you saying?
Cream Stew? You’re totally falling asleep Yoiko was unaware that this “Chineri” would be the toughest one yet Please show us the “Chineri” that shook the entire world When did I show my “Chineri” to the world? It is currently 4 AM, and the “Chineri” begins First the two carefully knead the flour with water You….just shook the flour You’re….. you’re twisting it Why did you go up really close to the camera like that? See, you did it just now You went really close I did not
You went really close There you go again and again, while leaving the flour behind and now your fingers are walking Here,world-class “Chineri” artist Arino, takes over You look so serious You.re….ha ha ha ha Your moving your hands as if you’ve been doing this for 50 years Arino… that face. ….too extreme, man Aren’t you laughing too much? We cannot show that face on TV It’s as if you’re giving a massage spanking! That irritates me I think that’s enough Pass it to me! Hey, come on Start running! All right all right Pass it to me I’m going to glance to the left
Pass it to me I’m going to glance to the left but I’m gonna pass this to you *Snort* You just snorted like a pig It’s been 15 minutes since the 2 started kneading the dough. We assume the “Chineri” will start soon, but… Please watch as Shinya Arino will do “Chineri” for the first time in 3 years First Arino will start with the separation ceremony Will you please hurry YES! Hey why’d you put those back together? You just cut it in half Arino splits the flour in 2 and the torturous “Chineri” process begins So the very first one should be done by the world-class “Chineri”artist, Mr. Arino I’m going to make a piece which resembles …a beautiful grain of rice I reject this one That’s too big, man Doesn’t it look beautiful though? Yes. It totally looks like a rice grain …but no. Watch world-class Chineri artist Arino makes his very first “Chineri” rice Been a while since we did this huh? Yes Let’s get this over with before daybreak By the way, Arino, someone sent you a fax What does it say? Dear Mr. Arino. I couldn’t help but fax you after I heard you’re doing Chineri for the 1st time in 3 + 1/2 years Good luck! Good luck!
From Rina Chinen (Japanese actress/ singer) from Okinawa Rina Chinen sent you a fax Thank you There’s another one for you. This one says, “Dear Mr. Arino, what even is “Chineri”? “Dear Mr. Arino, what even is “Chineri”?
From Rina Chinen from Okinawa Miss Chinen really likes you, doesn’t she? What is “Chineri”? You’re the one who made the word It’s a combination of the words “Chigiru” (“Tear”) and “Neru” (Knead”). It means to “tear and knead flour” I am so sleepy My pieces are becoming so big 30 minutes after the two begin the “Chineri” Arino starts acting weird Hahaue-sama (“Mother”) Hahaue-sama Hahaue-sama Why are you singing the ending theme of “Ikkyu-san” (Japanese anime) Why am I….? Oh… I was going to sing a song by Rina Chinen Then my mind went to “Chinnen” instead ( character from “Ikkyu-san”) I’m worried for myself I mean, I’m singing the “Ikkyu-san” theme then I fell asleep a little Sleep if you want, but keep moving your fingers I’m cold and and I’m sleepy So you’re “Sabu-nemu” (Cold / sleepy)
I’m cold and and I’m sleepy What the hell is “Sabu-Nemu”? The most dangerous state you could be in
What the hell is “Sabu-Nemu”? More dangerous than “Tabe-Nemu?” (“Hungry + Sleepy) “Tabe-Nemu” is the most luxurious state you can be in Like…it’s the state that a baby is in “Sabu-nemu” is the most dangerous What happens when you’re “Sabu-nemu”?
“Sabu-nemu” is the most dangerous What happens when you’re “Sabu-nemu”?
You’ll catch a cold Oh…so you won’t die? Yes
Oh…so you won’t die? It is now 5 AM. An hour has passed since the “Chineri” began Oh damn…I was unconscious just now Yoiko chats while doing the “Chineri” so they don’t fall asleep but their conversation is very trivial I’m hungry I’ve already digested the sashimi Anything other than rice does not become energy It won’t last in your stomach Did you know that low-carb diets can make you become super hungry? Don’t you end up eating more carbs? Yes Mmm….I don’t want to go on a low-carb diet I entered this industry so I can eat delicious food Just reduce the amount of rice you eat I don’t want to leave rice left over! Then limit your rice intake to say, a bowl a day? I don’t want to. I need rice. Sigh….I want to go home…. Another strategy…. is to only eat meat when you go to Korean BBQ Seriously? Korean BBQ makes you fat because you eat rice But rice is so essential! But it’ll make you fat. So make yourself full from just eating the meat I want to roll up Kimchi, skirt steak , and rice, in Korean lettuce, and eat it. It’d be like a “miniature Kimchi meal” That’s fine. But you should stop there Usually you’d eat 2~3 bowls of rice at Korean BBQ True. But that’s what will make you fat. Why do I have to be lectured by you? But that’s what will make you fat.
Why do I have to be lectured by you? Oh no the wind! My kids often don’t finish their bowl of rice so I finish it for them Protect our fake rice from the wind!!! Kids, huh? Just give them some orange juice Your kids like orange juice, right? My eldest daughter prefers apple juice Just give them some juice and they’re good I ask my kids “Can you drink juice?” and they answer “Yes” Kids are dumb
I ask my kids “Can you drink juice?” and they answer “Yes” When I give my daughter half a glass of orange juice She’ll ask for more so I give her another half. But she doesn’t drink it so I end up drinking it. Maybe she got that second half for you What a kind daughter I have
Maybe she got that second half for you How is she kind? She asks for half a glass on purpose to give to me That’s kind of far-fetched The wind is so strong Ohh I got one piece stuck here The pieces have become so hard It’s as if they really are rice Here, Arino makes something You made Kinnikuman (character from Japanese anime)! or rather, “Chineri-man” No, it’s Kinnikuman Zebra Kinnikuman Zebra In Japanese “zebra” is pronunced like “Zebura” Any one of the evil-looking characters in Kinnikuman are usually allies of this guy Did you know that ZEEBRA (Japanese hip hop artist) has so many songs and they don’t fit in his Ipod So he plugs his whole computer to his car instead I have Shokotan (Japanese Idol) in my ipod Me too! I have Shokotan’s covers in my ipod Oh covers? I don’t have any covers
I have Shokotan’s covers in my ipod Shokotan sounds cute …. when she covers Anime songs. She sang “I’ll give you Romance” from Dragonball and she sounded cute. Bobby Ologun (TV personality from Nigeria who is popular in Japan) has western songs and Japanese songs, in his ipod but when you put it on shuffle sometimes you’ll will hear…. a giraffe crying. He has giraffe noises in his ipod? Maybe it’ s because he misses Nigeria He has an “animal noise” CD … in his ipod So when you listen on shuffle….BAM! Suddenly you’ll hear an animal cry Like you’ll hear WAAAAAAA and PAOOOOO The dull conversation continues…. I went out to eat with the guy who plays harmonica for “Hanaregumi” I didn’t know who he was at first. But then I found out he plays harmonica in a music group called “Hanaregumi” There’s another Japanese band called “Ikimonogakari”. “Gakari” means “person in charge” and the “Gumi” part of “Hanaregumi” means “group” and because “group” is a larger entity than “person in charge” I thought that the members of Ikimonogakari were a part of Hanaregumi That’s what I imagined You really have no knowledge about music Then on a later date, I saw the harmonica guy at Koyabu Festival (Japanese music festival) and the audience was going wild for him! That’s when I found out for the first time that he’s really famous It’s scary you didn’t know that
that he’s really famous I don’t even understand the coolness of music I still listen to songs that I listened to in high school You don’t know any new genres? Even when I go to karaoke I don’t know any of the new songs I mean, I know some songs but I don’t know who sings them so… I can’t search them on the karaoke machine So I just sing something by the “Blue Hearts” That’s fine if you’re going with people around your age Also, I can no longer be super energetic during karaoke I don’t even remember how I was ,…able to be so energetic in the past Gotta get drunk, huh?
…able to be so energetic in the past Yep. Can’t be energetic unless I’m drunk I never was able to say like “I’ll sing first!” Halfway through karaoke, everyone stops listening to each other sing Still, they’re gonna hear you sing… You should sing well-known songs at karaoke If you sing songs that nobody knows, nobody will listen to you If they don’t know the song they won’t listen Don’t you just sing whatever you want at karaoke regardless of if people know that song or not? No. ….really? I always sang songs that aren’t well-known Do you realize how painful that is for the people listening, who don’t know those songs? Oh. I don’t know anything about music and I don’t know most songs So when someone’s singing I just gaze at the lyrics What songs have you heard people sing? A song about a girl who talks about how she might like a guy I think it’s a pretty old song Who’s it by? Aya Matsuura? “Shanghai Honey” Wait, is “Shanghai Honey” the name of a band? No, it’s a song by Orange Range (Japanese band) The song’s about how the “Shanghai Honey” might like a guy Dude, that song is ancient Really?
Dude, that song is ancient Anyways the girl talks about how she might like a guy She confused about her own feelings But she is giving signs to the guy so she can get answers from him about whether she has a shot with him or not. She also wants to hear the guy’s friends say “Hey, you should get together with that girl” I used to be obsessed with Yukie Nakama (Japanese actress) Remember when Yukie Nakama… guest-starred on our radio show “Young Town”? Did she? You don’t remember? I don’t remember
You don’t remember? …You don’t remember? How do I not remember this? I think you had a girlfriend at the time Oh yeah
I think you had a girlfriend at the time MISIA (famous Japanese singer) guest-starred too I remember that
MISIA (famous Japanese singer) guest-starred too But neither of us were that interested in her Our female co-workers were going crazy over her But I was just thinking “Oh… so she’s like a big deal, huh?” and also “Her hair strands are super thick….” (MISIA has dreads) Back then I didn’t think she’d become so big Should have became friends She was already pretty big back then An hour and 30 minutes have passed since the “Chineri” began and the conversation just gets duller and duller…. Mr. Hamaguchi what is this? Why is this in the middle? Huh?
Why is this in the middle? You’re going fast I wonder why my remaining piece is bigger than yours …huh? when I’ve made more pieces I think it’s cause my pieces are thicker I’m so sleepy I want to go back to the mainland and use the bathroom Have you pooped? I haven’t
Have you pooped? I’ve pooped like crazy There’s a place nearby …where you can poop The wind really dries out your hands which makes it hard to knead My fingers are all slippery When you do “Chineri” , the moisture escapes your hands Oh really? The oiliness escapes your hands, too True! The oiliness is escaping So to keep my fingers moisturized I have to mix around the big piece of flour from time to time The more you age, the drier your hands become RIght? Huh? My grandma used to lick her fingers before pulling out bills of money and I always wondered why she did that but now that I’m aging myself, I feel her. I have trouble pulling out 1000-yen bills Like my fingers slip I have trouble flipping through comic books Seriously? That’s ….pretty severe I’m not as dry as you…I mean I can at least flip through comic books…. You’ll get there eventually Soon you won’t be able to flip through comic books You’ll get there. “Roujin(“Elder”) Jump” (As opposed to the popular comic series “ShounenJump” for young men) I also have trouble turning the pages of kids’ picture books too We’re the same age but you’re like 5 years ahead of me I age fast I hear you’re farsighted Yes, my eyes have begun to age I have to hold my phone like this Seriously!?
I have to hold my phone like this For real? But I don’t cheat. I don’t make the words bigger and I’m also not going to buy the Nintendo DS LL Just buy one! …Nope. Not going to. I’m not going to buy glasses either. You should get some reading glasses I’ll look like Kent Derricott (Foreign TV personality based in Japan) I’m picturing you wearing the reading glasses and it’s funny… SUMMERS (Japanese comedy duo) and Mr. Uchimura (Japanese comedian) …are far-sighted too Once on a TV show they had to put a thread through this tiny needle and they were all looking at the needle like this The guys from SUMMERS are both over 40 …aren’t they? Yes they’re in their early 40s
…aren’t they? Mr. Uchimura is in his late 40’s I think Yeah your sight deteriorates in your late 40’s He’s about 45 or 46
Yeah your sight deteriorates in your late 40’s I’m 38 Liar I heard that you can fix your eyesight with spirit That’s what Ichiro Mizuki (Japanese singer) said Mr. Mizuki once had trouble reading words on newspapers Because of farsightedness? I think it was farsightedness But he thought, “I can beat this”! and continued to stare at the words on the newspaper Then one day, he was magically able to see the words clearly again. Like…it just magically happened I wonder if he screamed “ZE!!!” (Mizuki’s catchphrase) I bet he did Anyways, according to Mr. Mizuki you can overcome far-sightedness with spirit I feel like Mr. Mizuki can fix untreatable diseases with Jintan (brand-name breath mint) If you tell him “you can fix this disease with Jintan” like I think he’ll believe it and beat it I bet. Once, Mr. Mizuki had to continue singing for 60 hours on this TV show and the more he sang the better he was able to sing That’s impressive He was even able to even to sing in ranges he didn’t know he could sing in Let me just warn you that I might die first Will you die before Mr. Mizuki does? ・・・ Umm maybe but also I might die before you There might come a day when you’ll have to come to this island alone So you should start looking for a new co-star So you’re going to die before me, huh? Yes I think so
So you’re going to die before me, huh? Is age catching up to you? Yes age is catching up to me I at least want to live to see my daughter get married actually, I want to see my granddaughter get married too …………I can’t die. Wow you really are turning old I am You’re more of a grandpa than I thought I was once talking with my mom and she was telling me about how she won’t live for much longer so I asked her if she’s afraid of death …then I realized that I was asking her a really intense question True. She answered she’s not afraid of death itself but she’s afraid of everyone forgetting about her after she dies. That’s deep Apparently that’s what she thinks
That’s deep Even if she’s close to dying she’s fine as long as she’s seeing people So she’s afraid of what will happen after she’s in her grave It’s like the song “Sen no Kaze” (famous song by Masafumi Akikawa) She said that even if I go visit her at her grave she won’t actually be there We wonder what our viewers think about this conversation…. Wind’s pretty strong Man, my arms hurt *Yawn* I’m so sleepy Your pieces are becoming bigger True. The size of the pieces are so uneven If you boil these though, they’ll be about the same size Our working space is small…. I’m worried about how our fried rice will turn out Did you watch “All-Star Thanksgiving” (long-running game show on TV) on TBS this year? Nope Mr. Katsumata, Mr. Degawa, and Mr. Matsumura (famous Japanese comedians), as well as TKO and Masuda Okada (famous Japanese comedy duos) were on it, as representatives of the show “Akko ni Omakase” But….I feel like we are on “Akko ni Omakase” more than Masuda Okada and TKO …so why weren’t we invited to be on “All-Star Thanksgiving”? So I thought about why and it hit me… Although this team consisted of the cast of “Akko ni Omakase,” Miss Akko, and Mr. Mine, weren’t in it and they’re the 2 main hosts and biggest stars So maybe we are regarded as one of those “big stars” You are too positive When I thought about it that way I was able to accept not being invited What do we have to do to be on “All-star Thanksgiving”? People have to be grateful for us Maybe we’re not working hard enough? My ass hurts I’m becoming hungry My stomach is empty I haven’t eaten anything, yet I feel like burping I’m so sleepy I want to sleep *Yawn*
I want to sleep We’re fine. It’s good It’s good. It’s super dry so there’s nothing stuck to it That was dangerous Knead it like this, it’s faster These look like maggots though The 2 continue the “Chineri” so they can make fried rice They become quieter and quieter. Until finally Arino starts falling asleep and blabbing weird things… If you pour on soy sauce, you’ll be advantageous in the race If you pour on soy sauce, you’ll be advantageous in the race …..Um, what? Arino? Do you realize you’re falling asleep? What do you mean I’d be advantageous if I pour on soy sauce That’s what you just told me Really?
That’s what you just told me You told me I’d be advantageous in the race if I pour on soy sauce What does that mean? You tell me, man!! Wait, what happened just now So I was just demonstrating a new kneading method I invented ….”Advantageous”…..? ….when you advised me that pouring on soy sauce would make me more advantageous in the race What does that mean? Guess it means we gotta pour on soy sauce Huh?
Guess it means we gotta pour on soy sauce We have to pour on some soy sauce Yo, that is food Don’t squish it like that This is a good method though! …What did I mean by “You’d be advantageous if you pour on soy sauce?” What were you dreaming about? You were totally dreaming Yes…I was dizzy For like 10 minutes, your hands were moving Was I moving my hands? Yes you were
Was I moving my hands? Wow, I’m a pro Were you unconscious though? I was unconscious Wow. My hands are so dry So I’ve decided to push the flour down like this I feel like you can get through any obstacle in life by trying different methods. …you mean like pouring on soy sauce? ….No. What does that mean? Don’t you dare remind me… of how I was falling asleep earlier Even if I don’t, it’s still all captured on camera You were creepy What do you mean “creepy”? How is me dosing off “creepy” ? You should be asking if I’m okay or not No. It was creepy. You’d understand if you were in my shoes . Trust me. I’m so sleepy and it’s so cold. The wind has been blowing nonstop That’s because we’re at a deserted island I thought wind blows in one direction, then goes back I mean that’s how cutains move they sway back and forth If only we had walls. It’s continuing to blow from this direction The sea is sure to rage today. Oh really? I’m soo sleepy Oh no… Are you experiencing a slump? My ability to knead is weakening a bit… I want to eat mochi (rice cakes) Mochi would last in our stomachs Man I’m hungry. I’m so hungry. Stop complaining and make the rice! Rice is not something that is to be made from scratch Move your fingers, man My pieces are becoming so big The 2 have only eaten sashimi until this point. Hunger and sleepiness start to get to them I’m so sleepy It’s been 2 hours since the “Chineri” began and Arino’s sleepiness is at an all-time-high He begins to knead while sleeping I’m becoming dizzy Hustle, man Tear and knead that rice Why the hell did I suggest we make fried rice Ugh My ass hurts Ow ow ow ow Continuing to work while sitting puts pressure on your hips and butt My ass hurts Oof It is so cold! The wind is strong Oi! I’m so sleepy Look at how fast I’m working However, let us compare their working speeds 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 I just made 10 pieces You’re so quick Here Arino shows off an impressive technique See how I’m kneading one piece with one hand, and simultaneously kneading another with my other hand Ohh! Holy crap! It’s a grasshopper! Welcome, grasshopper! It’s a “rice grasshopper” It is? I don’t know I just assumed. Cause it went near the rice What’s up grasshopper? Oh it jumped off somewhere It is now 6 AM Dawn is breaking …. little by little True The mountain borders are becoming visible It is now daybreak and Arino falls asleep but his hands continue to move Whoa. Did you almost just fall asleep there? Yep Only a world-class “Chineri” artist like Arino can do the “Chineri” while he is asleep I can see the ocean now We gotta hurry up and finish this before the day breaks I wanted to go to the bathroom while it was still dark The ….◇×△××◇×△ …Huh? I said “Aketekita” (=”The day is breaking”) Oh I thought you said “Akitekita” (=”I’m sick of this”) No, I just…akitekita ※△$★◇×△ You are speaking some weird language No, I just…akitekita ※△$★◇×△ You know what I’m trying to say though right? Damn it’s cold! It’s so cold! Just then, Arino realizes something We forgot to make a fire Yeah. I didn’t think it’d become this cold. It’s so cold Are you “Sabu-nemu?” (Cold / sleepy state) Huh? Are you “Sabu-nemu?” I bet you’re “Sabu-nemu” I’m not “Sabu-nemu” My ass hurts Arino starts to tear and knead while standing Oof I’m hungry ….and I feel sick The two are almost done with the “Chineri” I’m almost done with my half Seriously? I only have this much left You’re fast……oh no I dropped one Oh no, the wind is blowing my pieces away I think that’s because your pieces are big Mine aren’t being blown away Oh no no no It is almost 6:30 AM at the island. It is now officially daytime Man, you’ve grown old Some of your mustache hairs are grey Huh…. You’re gonna go bald I’ve got grey mustache hairs Hage, hage, hage (“bald, bald, bald”) Are you going to peel off my ※♂△$★ Are you going to peel off my ※♂△$★ You have not been able to speak…. … since we came to this island One of my pieces flew over to your side Give it to me Here you go That’s huge!!! This piece is like in a category of its own It looks big because you’re looking at it from closeby It’s like…a big flake It looks like Ciscorn (Type of cornflakes) The chocolate-flavored type of Ciscorn! Look at it like this Look at it from far away It looks big because you’re looking at it up close It looks like tiny rock You might finish faster than me You’re making bigger pieces The two have reached their physical limit They continue the “Chineri” in a half-conscious state Yesterday evening seems like forever ago Yesterday evening, when you basically got stranded? That was so dangerous We completely confused high tide with low tide We did? Yes. Wait…I didn’t confuse them. Oh …well, I guess Nature did. Finally, 3 hours since they started… Yes! I’m done! All right then. Here’ some more What the hell kind of a system is this? You are so condescending I’ll give you the small piece You’re like “Fine, let me make things easy for you and give you the smaller piece” Those are HUGE! No it’s cause you’re looking at them up close If I bought curry rice and the rice pieces were that big, I’d complain Here, Arino gets personal Are you ever going to get married? Huh?
Are you ever going to get married? Are you going to get married? Nope Is it because you have high expectations? What? Is it because of your high expectations? I just can’t get married
Is it because of your high expectations? I wonder why… Have you ever gotten close to getting married? No It might be because I can never be serious Arino helps Hamaguchi finish kneading his half, and… DONE!! Whoa It’s totally morningtime When I said “I want to eat fried rice,” I said it casually. I didn’t want to go through this torturous process. Why’d you make me go through all this? Because I’m a man of action. A very small statement can get me all fired up to do something. THEN GET MARRIED, MAN Finally the entire “Chineri” process is over. This was Yoiko’s first “Chineri” in 3 1/2 years! The two have made many “rice” pieces.These are the fruits of their labor! From here they start making the fried rice with fish and starch sauce, which Arino wanted so much to eat First the Chineri rice is poured into boiling water and after it is cooked thoroughly It is plated That’s a lot of rice Indeed The fish and starch sauce are poured on top We have our fried rice with seafood and starchy sauce! Yes!
We have our fried rice with seafood and starchy sauce! The fried rice with seafood and starchy sauce, which took 5 hours to make, is all done! The “Chineri rice” is packed tightly underneath the fried fish. This is one wild dish! Along with the miso soup with leopard coral trout, the island feast is complete A once-in-a-lifetime type of meal Let’s dig in Put your hands together Bon appetit Bon appetit They start with the miso soup with leopard coral trout Man this is good The flavor of the miso is great Tasty food is a great remedy for when you’re tired How does the fried rice with the starchy sauce taste? Mmm The Chineri rice with starchy sauce is good I’m glad I came here Look, the big pieces The big pieces are good Yes!! Let us thank all the fish who have given up their lives for us! First let’s put our hands together…. Thank you! Thank you! Here, the two look back on their days on the island Living on this island was great You learn so many things I learned that even if you haven’t slept at all you can continue to move if you have spirit I learned we have to be grateful to the fish, as they are giving up their lives for us I learned that Arino and I are getting older every year We should leave the earth clean for the future Once again, I’m so glad we didn’t ….die this time around When I first came here, I didn’t want to be here. But before we knew it we were comfortable sleeping next to poop We take our usual comfortable lives for granted but it’s possible for humans to live in any environment Let’s be grateful for this island Thank you, island Thank you! We’ll be back Will we be back, Mr. Arino? Say “Yes” you idiot!! Hi again, everyone. I hope you enjoyed the full version of “Chineri”! ….although most of it was meaningless chatter I hope you enjoyed it Arino and I talked about so many things like ZEEBRA… and Ichiro Mizuki. We talked about how you should only sing well-known songs at karaoke. Also, Arino fell asleep and taught us that pouring on soy sauce will make you advantageous in the race. Lately he’s been dosing off more and more It really was a lot of meaningless chatter A lot happened. and we hope you enjoyed it all. If we ever film another “deserted island” segment we’ll make another DVD and give it away so please send in your applications! Yoiko’s Island Survival on 0-Yen Budget The Vessel on a Mysterious Island ×The Vessel on a Mysterious Island
◯The island where a Mysterious vessel sleeps The “Chineri” Full version DVD Please do not use the footage from this DVD elsewhere …that would be business obstruction. Please, and thank you. After filming, Hamaguchi starts writing on a postcard. Doesn’t that look cool? I signed it “Santa Hamaguchi” If you didn’t win the DVD …that doesn’t mean you ” lost” out You’ll still get this autographed postcard This is for all the kids out there I hope this is enough Please tell your friends about this YouTube channel!!

100 Replies to “【特別編】よゐこ ちねり完全版/Comedians’ Survival:YOIKO Complete Version of“Making Rice Grains from Dough””

  1. やっぱ面白いのはよゐこなんだよなぁ
    スゴイのはナスDのがスゴイんだけど
    見てて面白いのはよゐこや…

  2. チネリ専門店作ろう。「出来上がったものでなく
    玉が出てきて客がチネる。回転率わるい

  3. ナスDって、顔黒くなったしか印象なかったけど、めっちゃいい人ってことがわかった…

    それにしてもこの2人平和やなあ

  4. この二人のいる時代に生まれてよかった
    こうしてあの時見たかった映像を見せてくれたナスDにも感謝感謝です

  5. ちょっと見るつもりがまさかの全部みてしまったーー!

    やっぱりよゐこ好きやな〜

  6. 概要欄読んでから来いよ

    なんて、、、感動したわやっぱり友寄Dは凄いな

  7. ちねり初期ってまだ若かったんやな・・・
    マイクラでも無人島生活始まり、濱口さんも結婚したり、有野さんは老眼鏡をかけて吉田照美といじられたり、めちゃイケも終わり、黄金伝説も終わり・・・
    いや~年取ったね

  8. 懐かしいですね自分も持っています実家に帰って探したらあると思う
    それとあんな量のチネリ米を作れるのはよゐこ二人しか考えられないですね

  9. よゐこチャンネルでまたチネラないかな?
    本人たち(特に有野さん)は嫌そうでしたね

  10. 初めて無人島生活見たけど
    確かにこれはファンが出るわけだ。
    演者さんスタッフさん含めて凄い

  11. 名前読めないな、、、やめとく?
    と、いう状況は知らないだけでかなりあるんだろうな。 カワイソ。

  12. これで話してるウッチャンとさまぁ~ずの老眼エピソードって内さまのおかず取り合う企画のときかな?
    わからなかったけどずいぶん年月経ってんだなぁ。

  13. ちねってください
    お断りします!!
    ダメです、ちねってください

    このやりとり好きだわw

  14. 有野普段しっかりしてるけどこういう時ぶっ壊れるの草
    逆に濱口はちゃんとツッコミ入れてる

  15. いつか
    よゐこVSナスDじゃなくて
    よゐこ×ナスDやって欲しいけど
    そうなった場合保護者の有野さぁんがどんな壊れ方するか想像するだけでおもろい

  16. 有野さんと濱口さん全く喧嘩しないでずっと仲良く作業しているのがまたすごい😂

  17. お味噌汁の竹のお椀?が懐かしい…。
    自分も昔、無人島に行って竹で作った食器で生活していたから、懐かしいなって思う

  18. 有野さんの早く死にそう感凄くて笑って良いのか泣けば良いのか解らんくてワロタ…(結局ワロタ)

  19. 懐かしいーーいまはよゐこの○○生活とか見てるけど当時は無人島生活いつも見てた、、おもろい

  20. 濱口ってめちゃイケの寝る選手権では優勝したのに、こういう時は寝落ちしないんだね笑不思議な体質w

  21. ジャズを流しながら聞くとめっちゃ心地いい

  22. 小学生だった自分は素潜りしてる濱口さんがものすごくかっこよく見えた。
    同士いる?

  23. 放送ではカットされるような素の2人の会話のほうが好きだ
    よゐこチャンネルでの雰囲気に似てる

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