“African Names” | Russell Peters

>>Russell Peters: When I was in South Africa, I heard REAL African names. My child’s gonna get an African name, I don’t care. Real African names are wicked, man. I was at this casino, in South Africa, right? I’m playing Blackjack, [Laughter] or African-American, alright? [Laughter] I’m playing 21, right? I look at the dealer, right, it was an African dude. I think they put this guy there, just to confuse you, when you’re gambling, ’cause I looked at his name tag, I swear to God, the guy’s name was spelled, “!xobile” and I’m like, “How the hell do you say that?” [Laughter] So, I’m not from there, I thought I’d take a shot. Im like, “Yeah, could I get another card there, uh– Sabal–” [Laughter] “Can I get another card there, Sobel–” [Laughter] [Russell shouting] “DOBEELAY!” [Laughter] See, ’cause I thought you had to start big, you know, ’cause the exclamation was at the beginning of the name, right? [Laughter] Like, if it was a question mark, I’d be like, “Dobeelay?” [Laughter] But it was an exclamation, so I’m like, [Russell shouting] “DOBEELAY!” [Laughter] And he looks at me, and he goes, [African accent] “Please do not yell in the casino.” [Laughter] I go, “I’m not yelling, man, I’m just trying to say your name.” [African accent] “That is not how you say my name.” I go, “Well, how do you say your name?” I swear to God, man, the guy goes, [African accent] “My name is pronounced *click*-bee-lay” [Laughter] He had a click in his name! [Laughter] The guy’s name was, “*click*-beelay” [Laughter] I don’t care, my first child’s getting a click in his name, I don’t care. [Laughter] “This is my son, “*click*-ussell.” [Laughter] [Russell laughing] The guy’s name was, “!xobile.” It sounds cool, when we’re just saying it to each, right? “!xobile” [Laughter] Think about how that must slow down his sex life, you know? Imagine he’s in there, with his woman. They’re making love, [African accent] “Oh baby. Oh baby.” [Laughter] [African accent] “Say my name. Say my name!” [Woman’s voice] “Oh my God… *click*-beelay!” [Laughter and Applause] ♪♪

52 Replies to ““African Names” | Russell Peters”

  1. It’s not even funny. It’s beyond rude. Ignorant fuck. His names like that as he is a proud Xhosa.

  2. I got a friend called mg'on'go and I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I SWEAR😁 it took him months almost a year to teach me how to say that lol

  3. In bed lol hahaha oh babyyyy say my name
    Click bileeeπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£m dead lol

  4. It doesn't matter how many times I watch this I still end up pissing myself 🀣🀣🀣

  5. Russel is my favorite stand up comedian. Not just because he is Indian. But north Indians hate him. Idiots.

  6. Hilarious!!! Russell Peters is one of the best to ever do it!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. I was rolling on the floor lol i laughed so hard i farted πŸ’¨πŸ˜·πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. This is hilarious 🀣🀣🀣🀣 specially the last portion. Amazing observation and ability to link with situations, thereby bringing out the fun 🀣 Keep up the great job !Russell 🀣

  9. Lol he was annoyed people thought he was Latino and then came out with the "he had a click in hees naaaaaaaame!"

  10. east to the west Africa is the best big love from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄β€οΈβ€οΈ

  11. As a South African he pronounced the name properly but it's spelled Nxobile.(Xhosa language,spoken by Trevor Noah ,Nelson Mandela.

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