Air Traffic Control – SNL


>>>OH, GOD, I DON’T KNOW WHAT
I’M DOING, I CAN’T FLY THIS PLANE.
>>TRY TO GET SOMEONE ON THE RADIO.
HELLO, HELLO. MAYDAY.
MAYDAY.>>HELLO.
>>YES, HELLO.>>YES, THIS IS GLASGOW AIR
TRAFFIC CONTROL. ARE YOU IN DISTRESS?
>>YES. I’M NOT A PILOT.
I AM PART OF KYLIE JENNER’S BRAND INTEGRATION TEAM.
WE’RE ON A PRIVATE JET GOING TO LONDON FOR A KYLIE EVENT.
WE HIT BAD TURBULENCE AND THE PILOT GOT KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS.
BUT KYLIE’S NOT ON BOARD. THANK GOD.
>>I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO
HAVE TO LAND THAT PLANE. THIS MAN IS THE BEST, DO WHAT HE
SAYS.>>ALL RIGHT.
I’M READY.>>I KNOW YOU’RE COMING OFF
WALLEY UP THERE. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO SKATING
FASTER THAN –>>WHAT?
>>I’M GOING TO GET YOU DOWN, BUT HERE’S WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO
FIRST. DEEP BREATH.
>>WHAT?>>DEEP BREATH.
IN, OUT, IN, OUT.>>WHAT?
>>WHAT DID HE SAY?>>DEEP BREATH.
AND YOU NEED TO STAY CALM?>>WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
>>HE SAYS I NEED A STEAK UM.>>OKAY, MAYBE THERE’S ONE IN
THE CABIN.>>LISTEN TO ME, IN FRONT OF YOU
IS A WEE SIZE OF A KEEBLER.>>SAY AGAIN?
>>IT LOOKS LIKE AN AUDIO?>>I GOT BROOM DOO-DA.
>>NO, THE COLOR. BROWN.
>>OH, BROWN.>>WHAT’S THE BROWN DOODA COMING
IN AT?>>I’M SO SORRY YOUR ACCENT IS
VERY THICK. IS IT POSSIBLE TO NOT HAVE IT?
OVER?>>THEY’RE SPEAKING SCOTTISH.
AND IT’S VERY HARD.>>I SPENT SOME TIME IN SCOTT
LAND SO MY EARS ARE FAVORABLE TO SCOTTISH ACCENT.
>>THIS IS KYLIE’S BRAND DIRECTOR, LET’S DO THIS.
>>TELL ME IF YOU CAN — GOGGLES.
>>NOPE.>>I NEED YOU.
>>FINE. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO
DO.>>YOU TRY.
>>CAN YOU LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.>>DID I EAT AT WENDY’S?
NEVER.>>NO, NO.
OUT THE WINDOW.>>ALL RIGHT, FINE, I HAD
WENDY’S LAST WEEK. BUT DON’T TELL KYLIE.
>>WE’RE ONLY GOING TO GET A CRACK AT THIS ONCE.
THERE’S A WEE JACK ON THE DASH. CAN WEE TALK.
>>NO.>>CLEMENT.
CLEMENT.>>OH, NO.
OH, NO. IN THE NAME OF THE WEE MAN.
RADAR’S GOT YOU LEAVING SCOTTISH AIRSPACE.
>>WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PATCH YOU OVER TO WELSH AIR TRAFFIC
CONTROL.>>GOD SPEED TO YOU GUYS.
>>WHAT’S HAPPENING?>>I DON’T KNOW.
I THINK WE’RE ON OUR OWN.>>HELLO?
GO FOR WALES AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL.
>>GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, WALES.
>>OKAY. GOOGIDON —
>>WHAT?>>JUST AIM FOR WATER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 Replies to “Air Traffic Control – SNL”

  1. I had a scottish lady on my phone from my car insurance company and I couldn't stop laughing all the time, I am so sorry 😀

  2. How the hell did he not get an Emmy nomination? All his sketches were golden.
    He and Halsey were the highlights of the season in my opinion. Such a shame. 🙁

  3. I`m surprised, but I've started to understand Scottish accent after listening to this several times. BTW, I'm Russian)

  4. Called our electricity provider and I know how it felt like not being able to understand any single question he asked because I am not familiar with the accent. I Felt like dumb.

  5. I get the joke 😂 Because its Glasgow air ways the air traffic controllers are Glaswegian and Glaswegians are suppose to be impossible to understand to non scottish folk. Sometimes I forget that James McAvoy is scottish. Its becuase in almost every movie he plays in that takes place in the UK he talks with an English accent.

  6. Oddly enough I find it easy to understand as Scottish sound like English mixed with Danish. Welsh on the other hand.. I'd crash the plane

  7. 0:10, if the pilot is unconscious why would you need to check? Wouldn’t it be “check to see if the pilot is conscious”?

  8. would it be funny if when the scottish people switched them to the welsh they went back to an american accent when they disconnected lol

  9. SNL now legally has do a continuation of this with David Tennant. Sorry, rules are rules. 😑

  10. I was thinking the guys who's flying the plane (idk his name) had an accent…i was in for a rough ride when I heard Kate and Charles

  11. The Scottish accents were not too bad but the welsh ones were terrible lol, I would also say that you'd have a HUGE jump in airspace to go from Scottish to Welsh air space (While missing out the whole of England) Should have been over the border into Newcastle accents that would have worked too.
    (FYI i'm welsh/Irish ,sister in law scottish so veryfamiliar with all the accents lol)

  12. Ive given up watching SNL for many years now due to not having any funny characters but now I started watching again all due to several characters, Mikey, Kenon, Vanessa Bayer, Aidy, Leslie Jones, and McKinnon. These are the funniest SNL team ever assembled, other than Chevy Chase, Belushi, Murphy, and few others but those were so long ago and now SNL finally got the right people until this year they got rid of Jones and of course Bayer was already gone. So the dream team is down to four this year and I can tell it's not as funny as it used to be.

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