American vs Indian Porn | Stand-up Comedy by Garv Malik


I used to love watching American Porn Videos But unko dekh kar Mai apni actual sex life se depress ho jata tha Because objects in those videos, are larger than they should be EK na ek body part ko dekh kar lagta tha, ki shayad iski exercise machine Mere gym mei nahi hai. Isiliye reh gya mai. Hum Indians ko lights off karke karne ki aadat hai Mera 4 number ka chashma hai Isko utaar ke muje kuch nahi dikhta Yaar I can’t see the action I am getting Unke mei puri duniya ko dikh raha hai Proper white lighting hai Spotlights alag hai.Natural Light aa rahi hai. White deewar White sofa Aise lagta hai apple ke showroom mei kar rahe ho Aur WHITE SOFA? Ganda nahi hota kya Cover bhi nahi chadate ye log meri mummy chittar maarengi Humare hote hai 10×10 ke kamre Inka pura villa hota hai Mai Honestly btaun, Kayi baar Mai video dekhte dekhte, distract ho jata hu Video pause karke, ghar dekhne lag jata hu Wah yaar Duplex hai Gurgaon mei milega kya? Iska rent kitna hoga? Fuck. Swimming pool bhi hai To fir Plumber ko dene ke liye paise kyon nahi hai? *3 second audience lag* Samjha do sath walo ko Dekho, uske paise dene hote, to paytm kar sakti thi Uska to ghar tha, bol deti bad mei le jao But nahi, vo videos unrealistic hai Aisa kab hua hai ki aapne ghar mei plumber bulaya Aur uske 6 pack abs ho Usko to modelling karni chahiye Patli si ladki hoti hai 3 large pizza kiske liye order kar rahi hoti hai Usko dekh kar lagta hai vo ek bhi nahi khati Ek to na, mere papa mujse aaj tak poochte hai Vo jo tune online sofa ka design nikala tha Vo Kaunsi website thi Bata thodi sakte hai yaar Kya pata papa aur mere taste match ho jae Isiliye maine vo videos dekhna chhod dia I started watching Indian porn videos Yaar un videos ko dekh kar lagta hai, Meri sex life jaisi bhi ho Isse better hai Un Videos mei, Uncle ka pet bahar aa raha hai Aunty ko dandruff ho raha hain Meri life isse lakh guna better hai yaar. Mai un videos ko Criticise karne lag jata huN Mai Indian porn ka Rajeev Masand ban jata hu Mai lamba sa comment likh deta hu Ki Kya video hai, Kya kharab direction hai Tumhara spot boy dikh raha hai Dekho room kitna ganda hai yaar. Acha sab chhodo Video bahut shaky hai Cameraman ko bolo dono hath se pakde

100 Replies to “American vs Indian Porn | Stand-up Comedy by Garv Malik”

  1. I want to say that these type of viedo's create a mindset which is harmful for the society. These type of viedo's ( comdey) are seen by every one from little to old one. I think this creates a mindset that is unhealthy becoz this becomes a daily routine for them, they see it as a normal thing. What a person listens / sees / hears is what his personality will be like. That is why we see today young generation using words which a 50 to 60 year old isn't familiar with , but for our young generation it's common which is dangerous

  2. Garv bhai you're awesome.. Keep it up… Baki logo ko ignore karo… Unhe dinchak pooja aur omprakash mishra.. Hero alom ka hi accha lagta h.. Nai sudhrenge ye log….
    Aap aage badho… πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―β€οΈ

  3. Villa waali ke paas paise nahi hote!! HaahahahπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Love frm Nepal

  4. Superb ! Kaafi zyada hilarious! It was indeed quite difficult for me to explain my laughter burst at the 'Dandruff' joke to my parents πŸ˜‚

  5. Great work brother… You made me laugh ☺️… Nagitive comments ko chhodo or jo ye bol rhe h ki kids dekh lenge something..
    Inko bolo ki history check kr lena apne kids k phone ki kahin jokes ki jagah practical to ni dekh lia unhone phle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. keep up the good work and i am waiting for your next video πŸ‘

  6. say thanks to god… tumhari first video dekh k bachan family ne case nhi kr diya tumne…. you talk about sex, make fun of it.. its totally cool but don't make fun on family(any family whether it is a star family). but your autocorrect video is really funny… god jobπŸ™Œ for that one

  7. Loved the video man. But I was expecting a little more like telling the story of today's addiction in young guys and the damage that porn and masterbation is doing to them and fitting it along with comedy.

  8. I stopped watching porn. I installed Grindr and starting having sex twice daily (with a new guy each times) πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  9. Video bhut shake h cameraman ko bolo dono hotho se pkde😁😁😁😁😁🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  10. Mai to 31 ka hu BC mere liye to koi bhi porn ho meri sex life usse kharab hi hai,kyuki meri sex life hai hi nahi..virgin hu bc

  11. Apple ke showroom karte hain kya πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚video pause Vali bilkul Sahi boli yarr must video bhai

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