100 Replies to “Annoying Orange – JOKE BOOK!”

  1. Q: Why was 6 frightened of 7?
    A: Because 7 ate 9.
    Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the football team?
    A: Because he took to long putting on his boots.
    Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
    A: Cliff.
    Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
    A: Jack.
    Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
    A: Doug.
    Q: What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
    A: Douglas.
    Q: What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
    A: Rustle.
    Q: What did the cat get when it ate a ball of wool?
    A: Mittens.

  2. Okay okay here's a awesome joke I heard what did the 1 hot pepper say to the other? gets jalapeno bissnes πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† get it

  3. Alright here is one of my favorite jokes knock knock who's there? Dwane dwane who? Dwane the bathtub before I drown πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  4. Joke questions : why they call bison bison?
    Joke answer: because they always "bye son , see you in the toilet"

  5. Yes!😍😍🀣😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  6. Joke question: why does a leopard easy found
    Joke answer: because they are always SPOTTED!!
    Joke question:what works in a circus,does somersaults and meows
    Joke answer:an acrocat
    Joke question: what do you get if you cross a snake with a magician
    Joke answer: abra da cobra

  7. Joke: what do you call a cow with a booger? A bow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. Hey @annoying orange I have a great joke for you! here it goes…joke question: what do you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath?…joke answer: stinkerbell! XD

  9. (Joke question) wat do you call a arthropod made of money πŸ’° a CENT-a-peed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  10. Joke :What does Freddy Kruger says when he is late.
    Answer :"Sorry i'm late, traffic was a nightmare on Elm Street. "

  11. Hey Orange why did the chicken cross the road so I can get to the other clock get it chickens cluck buck buck because

  12. Why did the tomato blush

    Because it saw the salad dressing nyaaaaπŸŠπŸπŸ‹πŸ‘πŸ…πŸ’πŸ“πŸπŸ‡πŸ‰πŸˆπŸπŸ„πŸ†πŸŒ½

  13. Hey Orange can you do a childhood show such as : maisy mouse teletubbies in the night garden and Barney and blues clues and blues clues and you and the backyardgarding and the bearstine bear and the wiggles ?

  14. Why did the pig cross the road?
    To get to the porking-lot!

    How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

    What pet does your math teacher probably own?
    A pi-thon!
    Ok, my jokes aren't really punny, are they?

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