Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL


>>>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.”
>>WHAT UP? WHAT UP, WHAT UP, WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY,” THE ONLY TV GAME SHOW WHERE THE
AUDIENCE IS IN CHURCH CLOTHES. I’M YOUR HOST DARNELL HAYES.
OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY ARE KEELY.>>HEY.
>>SHANIECE.>>OKAY, NOW.
>>AND DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR?>>OH, MAN.
DOUG, YOU SURE YOU READY TO PLAY “BLACK JEOPARDY”?
>>THEY TOLD ME A FELLA COULD WIN SOME MONEY, SO LET’S WIN ME
SOME MONEY, GIT HER DONE.>>I ADMIRE YOUR CONFIDENCE.
LET’S SEE OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT “BIG GIRLS.”
[ LAUGHTER ] “HMM, I DON’T KNOW.”
“YOU BETTER.” “I’M GONNA PRAY ON THIS.”
“THEY OUT HERE SAYING.” AND AS ALWAYS, “WHITE PEOPLE.”
[ LAUGHTER ] KEELY, YOU ARE OUR RETURNING
CHAMP, YOU PICK.>>OKAY, LET’S DO “YOU BETTER”
FOR $200.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, “YOU
NEED HOT SAUCE, DUCK SAUCE, SOY SAUCE, AND SAFETY PINS.”
KEELLY.>>WHAT IS YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR
ASS TO THE KITCHEN AND LOOK IN THE PACKET DRAWER.
>>YEAH. YEAH, THE PACKET DRAWER, YEAH.
YEAH, EVERY KITCHEN HAS GOT ONE.>>OKAY, LET’S STAY WITH “YOU
BETTER” FOR $400.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, “YOUR JOB
WANTS TO TAKE $40 OUT OF YOUR CHECK FOR A 401(k).”
SHANIECE?>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GIVE ME
THAT MONEY SO I CAN GET ME SOME SCRATCH-OFFS?
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. I MEAN, WHY I NEED A RETIREMENT
PLAN WHEN I GOT MONOPOLY MILLIONAIRES CLUB.
>>I PLAY THAT EVERY WEEK.>>THAT’S GOOD FOR YOU.
OKAY. THE BOARD IS YOURS, SHANIECE.
>>LET’S GO WITH “THEY OUT THERE SAYING” FOR $200.
>>OKAY, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THE NEW iPHONE WANTS YOUR THUMB
PRINT FOR YOUR PROTECTION. OH, OKAY, THEN, DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, I DON’T THINK SO, THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU.
>>YES, THAT’S IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT’S IT!>>I DON’T TRUST THAT.
>>ME EITHER.>>NO, I READ THAT GOES STRAIGHT
TO THE GOVERNMENT.>>WELL, THAT’S NOT BAD, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>>LET’S GO OVER TO “I DON’T KNOW,” FOR $400.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, HE SAYS HIS DOG DOESN’T BITE.
SHANIECE.>>WHAT IS, HM, I DON’T KNOW, HE
GOT TEETH, DON’T HE?>>YEAH, THAT’S IT.
ANYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYTHING WITH TEET.>>LET’S STICK WITH “HM, I DON’T
KNOW,” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
CAITLYN JENNER SAYS SHE BELONGS ON THE COVER OF “ESSENCE”
MAGAZINE. KEELY.
>>WHAT IS, HMM, I DON’T KNOW, YOU CAN’T DO EVERYTHING.
>>YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THERE WAS A TIME.
>>ABSOLUTELY.>>REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME.
>>OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER, YEAH,>>OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
LET’S GO TO “THEY OUT HERE SAYING” FOR $800.
>>ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THAT EVERY VOTE
COUNTS. OH, DOUG AGAIN.
>>WHAT IS, COME ON, THEY ALREADY DECIDED WHO WINS EVEN
BEFORE IT HAPPENS.>>YES, YES!
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ILLUMINATI FIGURED THAT OUT
MONTHS AGO. THAT’S ANOTHER ONE FOR DOUG.
>>OKAY, WE’RE DOING IT. LET’S TRY, “THEY OUT HERE
SAYING” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
THEY OUT HERE SAYING, THIS MOVIE DOESN’T DESERVE AN OSCAR.
KEELY.>>WHAT IS “TYLER PERRY’S BOO! A
MADEA HALLOWEEN.”>>ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY, YOU KNOW. WHEN THAT MAN PUTS ON THAT MUMU
I’M JUST TRANSPORTED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVE THOSE MOVIES.
I BOUGHT A BOX SET AT WALMART, AND IF I CAN LAUGH AND PRAY IN
90 MINUTES, THAT IS MONEY WELL SPENT.
>>WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE YOU SAYING THAT.
NO, NO — IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
KEELY. IT’S YOUR PICK.
>>LET’S GO TO “YOU BETTER” FOR $600.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, THE MECHANIC SAYS YOU OWE $250 FOR
NEW BRAKE LINES. DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GO TO THE DUDE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT
WILL FIX THINKING FOR $40.>>OH, YOU KNOW CECIL?
>>YEAH, YEAH. MY CECIL’S NAME IS JIM AND HE
FIXED MY REFRIGERATOR, MY AIR CONDITIONER AND MY CAT.
>>YEAH, EVERYBODY’S GOT A GUY. YOU ALL RIGHT, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET’S TAKE A MOMENT AND HEAR
ABOUT TODAY’S PRIZES. JOHNNY?
>>THANKS, DARNELL. TODAY’S “BLACK JEOPARDY” WINNER
WILL RECEIVE THE GOOD CHAIR. GRANDDADDY NEEDS SOMEWHERE TO
SIT. GIVE HIM THE GOOD CHAIR.
AND CAR TAPE. THE BEST TAPE FOR FIXING YOUR
CAR. CAR TAPE.
BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.>>DOUG, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING ON BUT THE BOARD IS YOURS.>>WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH,
DARNELL. YOU PEOPLE ARE FUN.
CAN I SAY THAT? THAT OKAY?
CAN I SAY THAT?>>WE’LL GIVE YOU A PASS THIS
TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY, LET’S GO TO “BIG GIRLS” FOR $200.
>>OKAY. THE ANSWER THERE, SKINNY WOMEN
CAN DO THIS FOR YOU. DOUG?
>>WHAT IS, NOT A DAMN THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT. YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.
>>YES!>>MY WIFE — MY WIFE’S A STURDY
WOMAN.>>THAT IS MY MAN RIGHT THERE.
>>OKAY.>>GO DOUG, GO DOUG, GO DOUG —
[ KNOCKING ]>>OH, THE SOUND OF THE BROOM
HITTING THE CEILING BELOW US MEANS THE PARTY HAS TO STOP.
DOUG. I GOT TO SAY, IT’S BEEN A
PLEASURE.>>WELL, THAT IS RIGHT BACK AT
YOU, MY BROTHER.>>ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET’S TAKE A
LOOK AT OUR “FINAL JEOPARDY” CATEGORY.
“LIVES THAT MATTER.” [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT
LASTED, DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I’VE ACTUALLY GOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS —
>>YEAH I’M SURE YOU DO. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE GONNA PLAY
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM JUST TO SEE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS.
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 Replies to “Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL”

  1. When I moved to the South one of the first (white) friends I met LOVES Tyler perry movies and has "a guy" that fixes his cat. No joke. This is way, way more accurate than most realize.

  2. Tom Hanks has just proven why he is one of the best in television and movies with his acting abilities

  3. I hate snl. This shit is stupid. Let's fabricate some bullshit, racial tension, so we can convince everyone that a fucking race war is around the corner. I'm white, I dont anyone, white or black, that follows those stereotypes. Fuck NBC for trying to manipulate us into hating each other for their profit.

  4. No honest white person thinks black people are lesser in any way. I mostly liked this sketch but they had to put in a "white man afraid of black man" trope, without ever touching the notion that black men think whites are murderous devils. Just ignore all the black cops who are ALSO arresting black people. And sometimes shooting them, but I hope that doesn't happen. We are all human beings, drop this race motif cause most smart people don't give a shit about it, and we need smart people in our government instead of race baiting ideologues (on either side).

  5. This is actually a really beautifully written sketch. Makes fun of different racial groups all the while showing how similar we are.

    Honestly it's exactly the role comedy should have. I'm surprised this sketch was even written in 2016, given how PC everything has gotten.

  6. Too bad Doug voted for Trump and plans on doing it again. Doug might not be racist, but he stands behind someone who is.

  7. It was good while it lasted doug ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. I've managed to come across several funny SNL skits from fairly recently, this being one of the best.
    What the hell is happening here? Did hell freeze over?

  9. Keenan, my favourite SNL actor by miles. The supporting structure to the show for the last decade or so. Love him. Superstars have come and gone but his constant support has been integral to the show's consistency these past number of years. I love how he smiles through the lines, there is an irony there that only he can deliver.

  10. Actually the only racists depicted here are sadly the black guys. I'm glad there are still sane folks everywhere but this anti-white crap has gone too far.

  11. "Lives that matter" That would be every life except those of murderers and rapist. Why do you make a skit where he is supposed to say black lives matter? Racist ass fuck.

  12. Tom Hanks for president 2020

    He may be devoid of political experience, but he'd be better then Trump, for sure

  13. His reaction when Doug gets one right ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. When the host went to shake Doug's hand. Doug was scared because he knows that he had a 50/50 chance of being another victim. 10%=50% lol ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. So the white guys happened to be a red-neck Trump supporter? Fuck America, pretty pathetic… Hollywood is a ass of society, all they do is push out shit followed by more shit.

  16. If your headphones aren't thumping your skull when the theme song's playing, they're deficient at the low end ๐Ÿ˜

  17. This is perhaps the most important piece of comedy that I have seen in my life and I am not young. Comedy has a way of revealing truths in a way that people can absorb without defense and there is some heavy truth being laid down here. Bravo to the writers!

  18. I think itโ€™s just a great skit showing that most people living day to day and check to check, have a lot in common regardless of race, Doug just happens to be the first lower middle class person they have had.This skit does have a little political aspect, but mainly hits the point, weโ€™re all just trying to get through it, a lot of people should see something in common with this regardless of race, heโ€™ll in this country most of us are the working lower middle class. I love Tom Hanks the perfect guy for it.

  19. Favorite final jeopardy: Lives that matter. Favorite line: Now I've gotta lot to say, yeah I'm sure you do." With all those sistas looking at him.

  20. Darnell Hayes: "when we come back, we'll play the national anthem and we'll see what the hell happens, I died." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  21. Proof that we need to stop listening to politicians trying to find endless ways to divide us and keep us at each others throats.

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