“Broke Back Mexican” – Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)

Oh my god yeah And people go, well how do you come up
with your material Gabriel? How do you come up with the things you’re gonna say? Things happen to me And then I… Instead of just going to a shrink or something… I suck it up and I come up here like
when I did the joke about the freaking Volkswagen I really used to own a Volkswagen I didn’t just go, let me see if this is funny… I had a Volkswagen No… I lived it! People go, why do you wear Hawaiian shirts? I’ve always worn Hawaiian shirts Bottom line is simple Why do I wear em? Cause they fit They’re colorful and… I’m sorry When you wear a Hawaiian shirt And you’re living in the ghetto People don’t think you’re
up to no good You’re not a gang member wearing a
Hawaiian shirt Nobody’s gonna take you serious Ya know? Where you from? Oh Honolulu eh? You can’t be hard and colorful No way man.. And believe me, I’ve had my encounters I had a little encounter one time on a plane Some guy was getting a little weird I was like not uh, no more for me Every time I get on a plane there’s always drama Always… One time I’m flying to Florida
and our plane got hit by lightning Uh-huh The plane dropped 600 feet Straight down That’s better than any ride you’ve ever been on I don’t care who you are You could have been freaking doing 20 years in prison You kill a hundred people You can be the baddest, toughest dude ever When you’re on a plane and it just
drops out of the sky… Ohhh I was gay for five seconds I’m not gonna lie Oh I was a broke back Mexican, yes I was I was in touch with myself

100 Replies to ““Broke Back Mexican” – Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)”

  1. Sooo. He sucks all the material up he says. So thats why he's fluffy is it? He's just full of funny stuff?

  2. Typical stupid American humor: rude (not even sarcastic or slap-stick), offensive, stereotyping, profanity-laden, catering to the lowest common denominator of people, racist, etc…The literacy rate of this country is about 65%, and even then it averages that of a 16 year-old, or 11th grade high school.

  3. I should be offended by this video, up in arms angery for the gay joke… but dammit it makes me giggle every fucking time lol

  4. if you think about it plane drops 600 feet… I think everyone would be Gay for five seconds. If not then your Really to meet God then.

  5. When you're pooping in the bathroom and you do a full backflip 8 times and then the poop lands on your face.

  6. The plane I was on dropped several hundred feet while we're flying through a thunderstorm. You grabbed the arms of your seat and held on tight. No time to think and you couldn't talk because your stomach was in your throat. When we recovered it was one exhale by everyone in the plane simultaneously.

  7. Nowadays you say that, you get mobbed by the LGBTQ+ community for confusing gay for sissy transgender.

  8. When I was in a plane, and started experiencing turbulence… I was rocking out to Testament on my CD player… basically DEMANDING that the plane crash.

    Oh yeah, I was also on my second glass of scotch as the turbulence came up.

    (Maniacal Hyena-like Laughter)

  9. I never thought anyone could think you were funnier than I do, but my 3 year old damn he’s like “hahahahaha OH MY GOD YES” from the theme song 😝❤️❤️

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