Buying Condoms in India – Stand-up Comedy by Abijit Ganguly

I want to end with my my personal biggest problem that I have faced and I’m pretty sure lot of young men.. in fact even old men sometime back also must have faced it I noticed when I said young man you went like… This problem that lot of us have faced is this phenomena, this experience called buying a condom because buying a condom is the hardest thing possible for an Indian guy Here are few facts about buying a condom An Indian guy never buys a condom at his regular Chemist Store He goes 2-3 kms away to some deserted looking chemist And this might be the most deserted Chemist in the history of Humanity but if you’re there to buy a Condom it will be full of people In fact there will be these few characters who’ll always be there There’ll be this fat angry looking Aunty There’ll be 2-3 teenage girls who are there to buy… you know what they buy And there’ll be 3-4 small little kids who are there to buy Candies at a Chemist store And there you are to buy a Condom So what do you do? You do what any sane man would do You try to kill time looking at strange medicines in the cupboard Oh Combiflam… nice nice But that’s not helping More and more people are coming in So you pump yourself up that ‘Hell, this is a progressive society I’ll just walk up to the counter and ask for my Condom’ But by the time you’re there it’s all gone and you manage in the meekest of whispers Bhaiya Condom hai kya? And the Chemist goes Kya chahiye bhaiya? Now the chemist is one of the most sadistic buggers in this planet because trust me he knows what you want He knew it the moment you entered the Chemist store And even when you were whispering People don’t whisper when asking for heath drinks Show me one guy going ‘Complan’ – does not happen So you give it another shot. Bhaiya Condom de do And the chemist guy goes like CONDOM chahiyeeeee!! By this time everybody is angrily staring at you The fat aunty is looking at you like you’re sleeping with her daughter The 2-3 teenage girls have covered their breasts n all And the 3-4 small little kids are going Eh what is this condom eh, what is this condom? And there you are buggered as hell You just want it to get over You’re like ‘haan bhaiya, jaldi dei do’ But the chemist guy is still not done He’s like, ‘kaunsa wala chahiye… Type A, Type B, or these new kinds ultra-thin By this time you’re so buggered you’re thinking Bhai, jo dena hai dei dei Chahe toh polythene bag hee dei dei, usi sei kaam chala lunga

71 Replies to “Buying Condoms in India – Stand-up Comedy by Abijit Ganguly”

  1. Absolutely brilliant! I have been following you closely. And i must say that im loving every minute of you on stage!!

  2. I can barely understand his english. Very very thick indian accent. Slow down and pronounce your words properly. It's like listening to a donkey. Other indian comics are better than this guy.

  3. this one is 100% copied…. because I've seen this before….. disappointed๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–

  4. I have seen the same jokes by another comedian on you tube….I dont know who copied….but that was way funnier….

  5. Is a chemist store like a pharmacy?
    And since when do you have to ask the employee for condoms? Arenโ€™t they just out on a shelf??

  6. Bhai mai to tera jabra fan ho gya jahan panah tusi great ho
    Ek bar mai khud manforce lene gya medical store pahuchte hi muh se nikl gya ki ek pain killer dedo wahan se pain killer lene ke baad ek or medical store pr gya full confident ke sath bol diya ek manforce dena qki wo medical store mere area se panch kilo meter dur tha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. What if one's regular chemist is 27 km away? Life in village is more harder brohhh ๐Ÿ˜‘

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