Comedian Red Grant Thinks His Kids Are Annoying Because They’re Smart


single friend came to me the other day
and made me make a decision he was like Rare we got 14 women at the
crib right now they all suck and you know you got to
lift your shirt up but you got to make decisions like damn they sucking decide
you going to start the story alright I’m courage my friend looked at
me and say what I’m saying they want to suck your oh you coming over right yeah
she was something off cuz I ain’t never had but suck though before I mean do you
get you back on I think it some thought cuz I can’t go home without it yeah
that’s the first thing she gonna look for is that I am NOT a mr. Potato Head
no on that look at some of y’all fellas laughing but if your girl can make you a
mr. Potato Head she would she wouldn’t let you go out with your real
ding-a-ling go you be bout to go out with your real thing along
you mean like here I’m about to go to the store your girl walking room like uh
uh what dick a link you got I got my big what you need a big for red you say you
going to the store put this Lord all right here this your
store right here fellas y’all act like you’re like your ding-a-ling
hey don’t you like your ding-a-ling you could talk back we hear y’all and I got
nervous sitting with your girl like okay so nothing I love my dignity I call him
maniac that’s what I call my Dingle I tell my girl
I live with a maniac and every day I bring my maniac home for you because I
love you I put them in the car put a seatbelt on him being there fighting
like a monster he like you want to take me home the one piece of Cooper Luke you
know I can have 14 pieces you know no glasses gonna be in the bed people with
kids know what I’m talking about that’s why will your maniac get home
fella he look for your girl don’t he she being there sleep he coming and cut the
lights off for you like her boy yeah she was trying to act like she’s sleepy
black she always trying to act like it’s too
late to give you some Caloocan Luke any further
like uh uh it’s 1:30 in the morning if you wanted some Kahlua Luke you should
have got here early mainly I’d be like I don’t have a watch talk to read I don’t know I don’t have a
watch my girl tried a lot of me and say it was that time of month and I knew it
wouldn’t that time a month it had only been three weeks see I put a little
tampon up in there Earth Day she got the string hanging outside the drawers I’m
like Buddha put the string outside the drugs a liar
a liar do that she was like uh-uh y’all see the string hanging out me maniac was
like girl I’m a vampire that’s why they call them red what I’m
no I’m the only one ever ran that red light Nick get out of here every duty
here got that special tile you better look for don’t look down you
look down it’s a problem down you look down mess around throw up I hate
throwing up everybody here hate throwing up look at your face you know you don’t
like throwing up do you throwing up is the worst thing ever and it’s never your
fault that you throw up it’s always a dumb friend give you a drink you know
you shouldn’t have you know you had show lemon you like I met my lemon I don’t
really need no more drinks pick him you’re dumb for a lie oh it’s my
birthday take a shot you like I don’t really need to take a shot I’m at my
limit already now you and the club making decisions you like damn it’s his
birthday I’m go ahead take the shot soon as you take the shot you feel it in your
throat immediately like that was a bad decision
you start looking around for help it’s always that one girl Savior look
like your friend bout to throw up y’all need to get them outside they get you
outside you already a fool throw up mo like oh I don’t know why you do your
back like this huh this would have looked like from the
side huh look like you and the parking lot twerking it your friends you and
then fighting to throw up like huh oh just throw up in the parking lot ha ha
you start ass with that ain’t even in the parking lot like anybody got some
bread oh fuck you know you gonna throw up when you start spitting but it don’t
be no spit coming out you being it I need some water
oh thank you using water you throw the cup immediately I’m happy anybody got
kids Oh y’all like our kids don’t see like it how many people got kids you
like your kids but your kids get on your nerves okay
okay well how old are they they say seven okay twelve and thirty I got a
seven-year-old or Jana a young one I got a seven yo who thinks she’s
smarter than me cuz she watching Nick jr. Nick jr. raising my baby and then
she’s smart I told her the other day look we’re gonna try from LA to Las
Vegas she was like Drive we don’t drive we fly and it better be a straight
flight no Leo young member we was little we didn’t fly nowhere then we drove
youryour parents to put you in the car travel 2,000 miles with a bad
carburettor only thing save you is a jug of water my grandmother had a station
where you I’m in the station wagons in Johannes takes away remember the ones
with the woodgrain on the side it’s ugly remember they had a seat all the way in
the back and they put all the kids in that seat and that seat was backwards
all the kids rolled backwards try you couldn’t wait for a truck to come by you
be like uh-huh hey y’all over here and join the rest of
your night

100 Replies to “Comedian Red Grant Thinks His Kids Are Annoying Because They’re Smart”

  1. OG!!!!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  2. Anybody remember the bit he did about the Maury show? Baby name lil looseneck! Damn if he ain't looking like lil looseneck up there now!!! Damn bruh calm your neck!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. First saw him on B.E.T n he still silly as hell๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  4. K.Hart puttin him back on stage is a pretty good way of telling Katt to STFU without sayin a word…..well played sir

  5. I donโ€™t understand WHY this cat doesnโ€™t have the success a lot of other comedians have. Red Grant has ALWAYS been hilarious.

  6. I ain't the only one that ran that red light!
    MUTHAFUCCIN FACTS!๐ŸŒ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿšฟ

  7. I swear blacks be acting racist! It need to be an all black crowd!
    Black brown yellow! Iโ€™m sure everyone gets the jokes and everyone will laugh! You a real comedian if you can make anyone and everyone laugh!

  8. Did anyone notice that nobody but two people said they had kids ( I think they were blk)๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” white people better start reproducing before they become extinct …..

  9. Anybody got some ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™‰

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