(upbeat music) – [Announcer] Happy
Endings with Comedy Court. – Jho Low is the most brilliant
man in the world, you know? – What brilliant? – Look at him lah. The biggest scandal in
the world, you know? Is who, Jho Low? He can figure, put the money here, put the money there, put the money there. You know how smart he is,
you know, to do it ah? Only problem about him. That fella ah, I will
tell you a story lah. I will tell you lah. Now I stand up ah. – Standing already ah.
– Standing standing. (audience laughs) – Damn shiok. – You see ah, he Penang boy lah. Father all ah, very rich, Tan
Sri and all that All old money. This fella young boy, 27
years old, he start business. Very bright fella lah, very clever ah, but he don’t know how to be quiet. – Ah. – Old school people ah. They hide their money. You to Penang, Toyota, You know still driving Toyota, ya know? Hundred fifty million
dollars in four accounts they got all over the world, but Toyota. Eat Kuey Teow, you know? No body guard, nothing. That’s an old school style. This fella young, went to Los Angeles, party down there in New York,
got money bam boom, bam boom. And I was thinking to myself lah, if you wanna go out with a girl ah, go out like with one girl that is Miss Hilton of PJ or KL lah. (audience laughs) Why you go out with Paris Hilton ah? You’re stupid! The whole world is looking at you. – Waste many money, waste money la. – That’s stupid, because in America, only there’s one Chinaman
all Americans know is Jackie Chan! (audience laughs) After that they see this
fat fu- this fellow, He must go to Taiwan! All the Chinamen look like him, what. Hide there, lah! He don’t know now, he is young lah, maybe he will learn slowly, he will learn. But he’s a champion fella Bugger, he can buy the art you know The Van Don. The Van Gong ah. Van what? – Van Gogh.
– Van Gogh. He can buy you know. – Van Gogh and the Pista…
– Hey! The Queen of England only
can buy the Van Gogh. – He not only buy Van Gogh,
he also buy the Pistachio. (audience laughs) – Ah? Pistachio? – So sorry sorry! Picasso Picasso Picasso! – Picasso!
– Yeah. – He buy everything, don’t he? He got a beautiful the… the yacht! Even Mahathir’s balls shake
when he went inside there! Mat Sabu nearly dive and died you know, of the quality of the yacht. The yacht! The fantastic yacht, lah! – What’s the name of the yacht? – The name, ah? – Remember or not? – E con, um. E…cona… E… E– – Equanimity. – Ah? – Equanimity! – E nonamon ah mini? Yeah I know the name, ah! – Slowly, slowly, lah. E-qua-ni-mi-ty. – E con, con me. – Equanimity! – Puki lah, this one stupid! The China man from Penang put such a big name,
put a simple name, lah! – No. – What is the name? – Equanimity means– – What does it mean? – Is a total calmness. Absolute calmness. A state of mind. Like the guru, like the this one. Equanimity, the water
when you take in the boat the water also stop. The whale also stop. Everybody stop. Equanimity, total calmness. The bugger can think, but I don’t know what the bugger thinking because the bugger cannot
even bang the mat salleh girl. (audience laughs) Equanimity, lah, calmness. The bugger too calm already, lah! – I know, lah. – The plane he should take
his plane lah, Bombardier! Bomb the girl lah, bomb bomb
bomb bomb. Aiya, stupid. – Econaminity, ah? – Equanimity. – It’s causing me so much of stress. It’s a stupid name. Call it stupidity-ah! – [Announcer] Comedy Court, this October. Visit: www.comedycourt.my
for bookings and details. Ciao!