Costume Controversy! | Wrong House Comedy


Aw man. I love college. I love college parties. I love the babes at college. We’ve got the beer, the weed– I mean… The chips. The spooky decor. Now we wait. Wait for them babes. Guys! We’ve gotta shut down the party. (eerie music) (doorbell rings) (eerie music) Nice costume, Sarah… You’re, uh… Popeye. I’m Pitbull. Duh. (doorbell rings) Mr. Worldwide. You’re a real bitch, Monica. Ladies, please. There’s enough room for two Mr. Worldwides. (doorbell rings) (doorbell rings) What the hell? That’s what I’m trying to tell you. It’s all over town. I think it’s kinda hot. (doorbell rings) Heyyyyyy I’m schnitzel. You mean Pitbull? Yeh (shatters) Look, I don’t know what’s happening. Especially since Pitbull hasn’t released a song since 2013. Do you think Pitbull would want it this way? Look at yourselves. You’re acting like fools. It’s not about who has the slickest bald cap. Or the thinnest goatee. It’s about honoring Mr. Worldwide. Picture that with a Kodak. Or, better yet, go to Times Square. Take a picture of me with a Kodak. Took my life from negative to positive. Just want y’all to know that. And, for tonight… Let’s enjoy life. And let’s all raise a glass to the man who made tonight even possible. Mr. Worldwide! We are totally getting laid tonight!

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