In a very real way, for
the next five minutes, fucking zone out,
I know they made… They made, like, an
announcement topic, don’t be on your phone, pay
attention, we’re taping. I would say, “zone out.” (audience laughs) Standup is such an
outdated and boring medium. It’s embarrassing we’re
allowed to be up here. I understand how
standup was interesting in, like, the 1920’s,
when entertainment was truly awful, and
people were like, “This morning, we watched
a locomotive go by,” (audience laughs) “and then, we saw a show where “one of the whites talked
for a whole 40 minutes,” But now… “He didn’t die of polio once!” But, now, it’s
2020, you understand what you could be
doing with your time instead of being here? You understand how
good technology and entertainment has gotten? Right now, you could
have sex with your phone while you lay down in
the backseat of your self driving car, while your dog is in the driver’s seat
wearing sunglasses, cruising around, just
fucking freaking people out. But, now, we’re
going to watch this? And, look, here’s the thing: when I first found
out about this, this is a huge honor to be here. I love everyone that
works at Comedy Central. As a comedian, this
means a lot to someone, to, like, be on this
show, but, like, my honest-to-God first
thought was, like, oh, yeah, it’ll be
great to do this taping because then, I can get
a clip up on Instagram. (audience laughs) That’s what this
art form has become, do you understand that? No one’s even watching specials unless you’re like
dragging trans people, being like, I’ve
got to watch that because I’m going
to need an opinion. The only thing… (audience laughs) That’s it, that’s honestly it! And, this is not
anti-comedy that I’m doing, because nothing is more
embarrassing than anti-comedy. That’s, like, a
comedian that comes up, who’s like, I’m actually
cooler than standup. Oh, cool, guess who else is? Fucking, everyone. You can’t even admit to yourself that you want to do the
embarrassing job of standup. That’s like the person
who wanted to be a singer, but now they bring, like,
their own CD’s to karaoke, like, oh, maybe put this in! Fucking, admit to yourself,
you want to do it. It breaks my heart,
because I love this thing more than anything,
okay, I fly away from people that I love
so I can do this job. And, Instagram clips, you
understand what that means? That means now, as a comedian, we are competing against,
for your attention, we’re competing against
Instagram butt models, an impossible task! You’re looking at, like,
a picture of someone’s open birth canal, like,
“Mykonos, take me back!” (audience laughs) And, then, it’s my
fucking well-crafted joke from eight months, that’s
what we’re competing against? I do love, though, on the
Instagram butt models’ posts, there’ll be like 400 horny
guys commenting, right, but then there’ll be
like, that one, like, fucking white knight that’s
going to let her know, like, he’s not like the
rest of the guys, right? So, he’ll post something
innocuous, like, “Oh, nice pic, but, actually,
like, what book you reading?” Cool, man, throw
her off the send, let her know that I’m
not into her, like, her boobs’ meat, but also,
like, her mind’s meat. Or, I don’t honestly
have a joke for this, and you shouldn’t
do this on a taping, anyone watching, but,
like, what’s that thing, where, this is, like, a
new thing, where, like, a new mom with a baby,
she’ll make an Instagram for her baby, and
then all the captions are from the baby’s
point of view? Who is the… Why, who is that for? It’s, like, a photo of a
baby covered in chocolate, and it’d be like, “Mom
said chocolate was going to “spoil dinner, good
thing I got the ch-” (audience laughs) Who, why, which one
of you is that for? I understand- look, fuck- its deeply sweet,
but it’s so creepy. It’s the same kind of,
like, creepy and sweet as like, when PornHub,
around December, will upload, like,
Christmas themed porn, and you’re like, oh,
why, is that for… Who? It’s like, “Jizz
the Season,” what? Who the fuck is that for? Is anyone in this room, like, jerking off feels great,
but what’s the theme? So, I’ll leave you guys on this. With your guys’
help, because that’s what the art form has become, and, no, I’m not cooler than it, I respect this
more than anything, I need the perfect
Instagram clip, so, I need you guys’ help. First thing we need
is for the camera guy, you’re in the wide,
can you frame me with enough head room so I can put an embarrassing meme,
like, title above me? It has nothing to
do with the joke, it’s just like,
“Dat moment your mom “makes your ex be homework.” And, then, we’ll put two
very low-res emojis above me. You couldn’t get the
rights to this face, so… And, then, we’ll leave
some room for some embarrassing subtitles,
because, you know, nothing’s funnier
than reading a joke. I’m not laughing, what’s wrong, oh, what, okay, “dat
moment the pussy slaps,” okay, I’m laughing now. And, then, I need
the joke itself, it needs to be,
like, very broad, something that anyone
could come up with, like, vegans suck, or
gluten free people… And the visuals of
the joke, it needs to stand out on your scroll, so I’m going to
be very physical. So, don’t be thrown
by the fact that the visuals will
have nothing to do with the joke itself, okay? And, the last thing
I need from you guys, and, are you on there,
does anyone have a camera facing this way? Last thing I need
from you guys, is, from the dawn of time,
Comedy Central will always do this one thing, where, they’ll cut to someone who’s
really enjoying the set. Right, on the level of,
just, like, Tom Cruise, I have all the Adderall
and money in the world, and the person
right next to them is this guy who’s actually
sleeping right here. And, it’s, like, why,
you guys are here. Why cut to this guy
who’s actually sleeping, and, no, no, no, you,
go back to sleep, I need you, I need
you, no, I need you. Shh, shh, it feels
very weird, but you need to go back to sleep. So, you go back to sleep,
you guys are killing it, so, the punch line
will be, let’s see. “That’s like swallowing
the needles.” So, when you hear, “That’s
like swallowing the needles,” you go crazy, you go
back to sleep, okay? So, remember, physicality
not going to match the joke itself. (audience laughs) Thank you, please subscribe. (audience cheers)
an abysmal failure of a comedian
I like this guy
What a killer set!!
Genius, so meta, audience participation and breaking the 4th wall and reaching through the internet meme generator
Not sure if I should laugh or cry…
This sucked👎👎😔
🤦♂️
Very fresh. I enjoyed a lot. Buthe needs to up his word game. He is saying "like" 2-3 times in every sentence.
This is genius
BUT WHAT'S THE THEME??
Unless the light is hitting him wrong, he's like a white Kumail Nanjiani lol
👑
Genius!
Mitch from Unfriended
That set is fucking fantastic
This guy is so pissed of at something, probably anything and everything, but damn if this wasn't a great set.
greatest set this year
This guys a genius
This man said it’s 2020 in 2019. Is he a time traveler?
I need subs so I can know what you are saying. Xd
I love Comedy Central for following his instructions😂😂😂
If there are awards for hilarious bits this deserves one
Remember, this is the guy from the horror movie UNFRIENDED. From horror to comedy. He's that good.
standup comedy isn’t outdated there is just a huge gap between the haves and the have nots
Dope! Just found a new comic to be interested in
One, thank you for not sleeping through this set.
THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPENED THAT DAY SO I HAD A MELTDOWN ONSTAGE. DURING A TV TAPING. MAYBE IT WAS JUST BURNOUT.
SO I JUST MADE A SET FOR MY FRIENDS. YOU ARE GONNA HATE IT.
He is good!
Hilarious! I am now fully invested in his career. ❤
This is so true tho
Thought this guy was a Butch lesbian at first
I hope he makes an appearance on This Is Not Happening.
God, this was good. I need to see more of him.
Total spaz!?
This kid is a Master! Lmao
How come the best joke here ended up being the "joke everyone can come up with"… "vegans suck or gluten free people…" Amazing 🤣
“But what’s the theme?!”
We want more of this guy!!
“Please subscribe!” I died.
This man creating new art i love it. Something new and funny
I want to be this guy's therapist
New alpha comic right here, betas look out
This guy definitely watched a lot of Conan growing up. His demeanor just screams Conan
Brilliant!! 😂
This is the next generation of Mike Birbiglia comedy and I couldn’t be happier
This guys fucking funny bro
one of the only comedians that seems like they actually understand the internet
Moses Storm sounds likes the name of a barmitzvah stripper.
(Good set though)
when bo burnham stopped doing comedy, moses storm rose
Ok, I’m hooked
He almost sounds like Robin Williams in voice sometimes
Nice job parting the Red Sea Moses
Lmaooooo 😂😂
Great stage presence. Glad I clicked.
Young Robin Williams?
I like the new energy
So this is what it would be like if Elijah Wood was the funniest coke addict of all time
This dude is like a young robin William’s
Did I skip a year ?
Soooo good 😂
I just wanted to see him awkwardly wriggle back to the stage at the end then have a short awkward silence followed by him going ok bye then end. That would have been the perfect meme end to the perfect meme set
This kid is fucking hilarious!
my favorite is that of all the many links provided for following purposes in the info for this video, none are for Moses.
He reminds me of Ronin Williams….fucking great entertainer
I’ve never seen a comedian crowd surf before. This guy is a legend in the making
This guy is refreshing, love it.
Did he just throw shots at Dave Chappelle?
This guy is absolutely hilarious.
His stand-up is so much funnier than his character on Sunny Side. And i love Sunny Side!
Very nice, I laughed even though this was just a tiny window on the edge of my pornhub screen. Merry Jizzmas!
This guy is eeeeeeepic.
“Jerking off feels right, BUT WHAT’S THE THEME!??!?!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This felt like ted talk/ podcast🤣🤣
Moses always brings a laugh! Love d this set.
I was the 100th thumbs down. 🏴☠️
jizz the season!!!!!
Game changer. Well done.
he's hilarious!
Too smart
Zoomer
Absolutely brilliant!!! 🤯🤣
This guy is great in sunnyside
We have to protect this guy. We need him.
Great set too, worth the whole vid
A certifiable comedic genius. I'm a huge fan!
Oh cool Michael Reeves is doing stand up now
lol
Super creative, I didn’t laugh at anything tho. And I loved his other specials.
so funny!!!! I'm always waiting for new bits to come out. you know the set is good if you still laugh out loud when you re-watch it. I'd love to see more clips, a special, or even a live show someday. keep it up 🙂 you are one of my favorite comedians right now (up there with Mulaney, Conan, Pete Davidson, etc). Appreciate you Moses!
I actually laughed and smiled through the whole thing, something about seeing a standup be so natural! Loved it.
Did he slide in a shot at Dave Chappelle in there???
This was meta af.
(some of the best comedy I’ve ever seen, truly- storm is an artist)
he reminds me of a younger john mulaney!
I watched the Conan interview by your request; so you are gay?
Crowd surfed to a sleeping Audience member 🔎🤣💪
He's literally doing the very thing he's making fun of. Makes jokes about PornHub and creeping instagram model's ass shots by pandering to the jerkoff crowd of the internet…that's got to increase his views and likes by at least 500%. He also mentioned comedians dragging trans people…dude, I don't know of ONE comedian who drags trans people.
Wait… It's 2020?
Just to throw a new opinion/hypothesis in the hat in case anyone is thinking the same, personally I think his joke-writing, which you might say is the purest metric for comedy, sucks donkey dick. Meta, sure. Clever, not really. Meh, I vote a bit pretentious and a poor depiction of stand-up.
I am wholly convinced this is the single greatest analysis of stand up comedy in the digital era that exists. If you have a better analysis feel free to share it below.
You’d be a really solid opener for someone like John Mulaney!
def one of the best sets ive seen in a min
That was a genius bit