Dad Jokes with Kratos


I am at terrified of elevators. I am going to start taking steps to avoid
them. That one’s pretty good [beautiful laughter] [cough] I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Why did they put a gate on Helheim? Because people were dying to get in. [sound of Stargate actor Christopher Judge enjoying dad jokes] Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish, boy. What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. [delightful chuckles] I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something. What do dark elves learn in kindergarten? The elfabet. What, Atreus, is brown and sticky? A stick. [best laugh]
Kratos: Only fire when i tell you to fire. Atreus: I’m sorry. Kratos: Hi sorry, I am dad. [Applause and hugs]

100 Replies to “Dad Jokes with Kratos”

  1. I loved the stick one the sticky part of the stick had me actually thinking of what it was then i was like damn a dad joke actuly made me laugh.

  2. "Boy, when you were born, you were a gift to me."

    "Oh. Wow. Thank you father!"

    "You even had a bow on top."

    "Oh, ha ha… T_T"

  3. Wait so a black man is playing a Nordic white man? I’m so offended omg I’m shaking. Everyone involved is cancelled

  4. We need it as DLC and make Atreus pray to his mother

    "Mom, Dad has been telling jokes all-day, WHY YOU LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM"

  5. Ps4 magpies: Blah, blah, blah get a ps4 for the exclusives!
    Me: no I like what I like not what people tell me to like!
    Me (now): why the f'd didn't anyone tell me the voice actor for kratos in god of war!… Much better selling point Jesus Christ. Well not really if Sony actually cared about the players and not the players wallet and did PS now right by it being integrated it be a different story.

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