Election Night – SNL


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>>>THIS IS “ELECTION NIGHT IN AMERICA.”
>>I CAN’T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS IT’S GOING TO FINALLY BE
OVER.>>I DON’T KNOW, WE’LL SEE.
TRUMP’S ALREADY GOT LAWYERS TO FIGHT THE RESULTS.
>>YEAH, DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT OR I WILL LEAVE.
>>GUYS. WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR FIRST
WOMAN PRESIDENT. LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE A
HISTORIC NIGHT.>>YEAH, YEAH.
IT MIGHT AN HISTORIC NIGHT. BUT DON’T FORGET IT’S A BIG
COUNTRY.>>MY FRIEND AT “THE HUFFINGTON
POST” SAYS SHE WIN BUSY 5 POINTS.
>>I DON’T KNOW, MY FRIEND AT SLATE SAYS SHE’LL WIN BY 3.
>>OH, WELL, SHE’LL WIN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FOR SURE BUT I
GUESS THERE’S A NIGHTMARE SCENARIO WHERE HE WINS THE
POPULAR VOTE.>>REALLY?
THAT’S YOUR NIGHTMARE SCENARIO, HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>BECAUSE OF SHIFTING
DEMOGRAPHICS THERE MIGHT NEVER BE ANOTHER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT
IN THIS COUNTRY.>>WORD.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU EVER BEEN AROUND THIS
COUNTRY BEFORE?>>AND WE PROJECT KENTUCKY WILL
GO TO DONALD TRUMP.>>WELL, OF COURSE HE WON
KENTUCKY, THAT’S WHERE ALL THE RACISTS ARE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>ALL OF THEM ARE IN KENTUCKY?
>>OH, SHE’S GOT VERMONT.>>OH, SNAP, VERMONT!
THREE ELECTORAL VOTES! THAT’S A POWER GRAB.
>>OKAY. THIS SAYS FLORIDA IS TOO CLOSE
TO CALL.>>OKAY, NO, IT SAYS TOO EARLY
TO CALL. THERE’S ONLY 1% IN.
>>I’M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND CALL IT.
FLORIDA’S GOING BLUE. TO LATINOS!
>>TO LATINOS! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WELL, OF COURSE HE’S GOING TO WIN OHIO, WE KNEW THAT.
IF WE CAN GET PENNSYLVANIA, FLORIDA, AND NORTH CAROLINA, WE
DON’T EVEN NEED OHIO.>>YEAH.
IF THE INDIANS SCORED FOUR MORE RUNS, THEY’D HAVE WON THE WORLD
SERIES TOO, DUDE.>>I’M GOING TO GRAB A XANAX
FROM THE BEDROOM.>>OKAY, GRAB ME SIX.
>>YEAH, I’LL BRING THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>LOOK.
EARLY RETURNS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE REPUBLICAN.
BECAUSE REPUBLICANS GO TO SLEEP EARLY.
IT’S JUST A FACT.>>I TALKED TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
AT CBS. HE SAYS TRUMP’S GOING TO WIN
FLORIDA.>>WELL.
I GUESS LATINOS DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT YOUR TOAST.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>HEY, GUYS, WHAT DID I MISS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>LARRY, TRUMP MIGHT ACTUALLY
WIN.>>HA HA HA!
I MEAN, OF COURSE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>>I TRIED TO TELL THEM THAT.>>WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHY ARE WOMEN EVEN VOTING FOR HIM?
>>YEAH, I DON’T GET YOU LADIES. I MEAN, THE COUNTRY’S 55% WOMEN.
I MEAN, IF THE COUNTRY WAS 55% BLACK?
WELL, WE’D HAVE TONS OF BLACK PRESIDENTS.
FLAVOR FLAV WOULD BE PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY. ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS COME BACK
AND WIN WISCONSIN, COME BACK AND WIN MICHIGAN, COME BACK AND WIN
PENNSYLVANIA.>>SOME OF THE COUNTIES, THE
URBAN COUNTIES, THEY’RE SO — BLACK PEOPLE VOTE LATE!
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YEAH, LET’S HOPE THERE’S
100,000 OF US IN GREEN BAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THOSE BROTHERS LOVE THE PACKERS.>>YOU NEVER KNOW, GUYS.
ALASKA’S STILL OUT THERE.>>WE’RE NOW CALLING ALASKA FOR
DONALD TRUMP.>>OH MY GOD.
I THINK AMERICA IS RACIST.>>OH MY GOD!
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER MY GREAT
GRANDFATHER TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
BUT HE WAS LIKE A SLAVE OR SOMETHING, I DON’T KNOW.
>>I — I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WHY AREN’T PEOPLE TURNING OUT
FOR HILLARY THE WAY THEY DID FOR BARACK OBAMA?
>>I MEAN, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU’RE REPLACING A CHARISMATIC
40-YEAR-OLD BLACK GUY WITH A 70-YEAR-OLD WHITE WOMAN.
THAT’S LIKE THE KNICKS REPLACING PATRICK EWING WITH NEIL PATRICK
HARRIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>AND DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.>>YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
IT WAS A HISTORIC NIGHT. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
EIGHT YEARS ARE GOING TO FLY BY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>YEAH, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL GOING TO BE WHITE.
>>BUT WHAT ABOUT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS?
>>THEY’RE NOT GOING NOWHERE, COME ON.
YOU ACT LIKE EVERYBODY TRYING TO PICK THEIR OWN STRAWBERRIES.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS IS, THIS IS CRAZY.
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN IN THIS
COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN’T GET AHEAD NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO?
>>OH, GEEZ, I DON’T KNOW. I’LL PUT MY THINKING CAP ON FOR
THAT ONE AND GET BACK TO YOU.>>NO, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
GET SOME REST. YOU GOT A BIG DAY OF MOPING AND
WRITING ON FACEBOOK TOMORROW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>THIS IS THE MOST SHAMEFUL THING AMERICA HAS EVER DONE.
>>HA HA HA!>>HA HA HA!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

100 Replies to “Election Night – SNL”

  1. 1:17 “OH SNAP! Vermont?! 3 electoral votes?! Now THAT’S a power grab!” Lol 🤣
    Dave Chappelle “Sticks and Stones” TOTALLY AWESOME!!! (One of the few comedic routines left that are still funny!)
    🇺🇸 TRUMP 2020 🇺🇸 😉

  2. Liberals: hillary would make a great president!

    Me: why?

    Liberals: because she's a woman!

    Me: what do you think of her policies?

    Liberals: they're all great!

    Me: can you name one?

    Liberals:……… You're a sexist! Reeeeeeeeee!!!!

  3. 2 of the Top 5 comedians since the 90's IMO…. I fully support Dave Chepelle's views… we are all entitled to our own viewpoints.

  4. Pretty accurate , liberal absurdity true to form . Fucking idiots like Michael Moore and rob reiner really do actually think America is racist for electing trump , even though in 3 years , he has clearly done more for black America than Barry did in 8 . Too many libs blindly stay loyal to Dems for one social issue , instead of realizing they’re party and MSM have been blatantly lying to them for far too long .

  5. Haha I remember how angry the media was that Trump said he might not accept the results…. Trump wins and they spend the next two years blaming Russia and trying to abolish the electoral college.

  6. I had no idea how many former DemoCraps There are but reading so many of these comments it's obvious that trump is going to win another 4 years and after Dave chappelle just totally humiliated the left I can see no way the DemoCraps Can win the next election especially if they do impeachment that will seal their fate

  7. We wont survive 8 full years of trump. By some evil hand playing into this he might win in 2020..the presidency is all that is protecting him.

  8. Was most satisfying night of live television in my life as I watched adults literally break down screaming it's the end😂

  9. Liberal Tears 😭 will flow again in 2020 …
    Dave you were spot on with Eight years –
    Americans are sick of this liberal PC 💩
    Trump 2020 🇺🇸

  10. America isn’t racist, liberals are. Everything they claim Donald trump is can literally be applied to Hillary Clinton. Id love to hear this bullshit without the laugh track. This isn’t comedy. Its bitching and complaining with hysterical laughter but over it.

  11. "you act like everybody trying to pick their own strawberries!!" LOL…I used to……wait, I forget I'm part Spanish & African….Must be genetic.

  12. i find it hilarious that SNL as much as they mock Trump, they literally made democrats look extra foolish in this skit..well done SNL..cant wait to see what you have lined up for 2020…toast to the latinos and dave chappelle who is a closet republican

  13. this was the most glorious thing to watch… I remember I was in Kuwait when the elections happened… kept waking up every few hours to check the results. Walked in to work happy as fuck when I had to come.

  14. Someday soon you won’t even be able to google the videos of President Trump decrying and disavowing racism and bigotry. They’re still there.

  15. The winning loser
    https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/11/hillary-clinton-loses-2016-election-214439

    Regards from Bernie

  16. hahahaha The USA is the LEAST racist, most racially diverse nation this world has ever seen. But by all means, keep trying to make white Americans feel guilty for all the world's problems, see if it works!

  17. I wish there was no policing on comedy, no cancel culture, basically nothing that hinders people’s careers if they say something offensive. Nowadays there are more opinions behind a computer, than votes for actual change. I believe things will get better decade by decade(I hope).. when more racist die and more comedians are born.

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