Ellen’s Favorite Moments with Melissa McCarthy


– SOMEONE RECENTLY ASKED ME
WHO MAKES ME LAUGH, AND THE PERSON
WHO MAKES ME LAUGH MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE
IN THE WORLD IS ME, BUT ANOTHER PERSON THAT ALWAYS
TICKLES MY FUNNY BONE IS MELISSA MCCARTHY. AND HERE ARE A COUPLE
OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS WITH HER. I UNDERSTAND WE BOTH ENJOY
MOVING A LOT. – YES, MY POOR, POOR HUSBAND DOES NOT ENJOY IT
THE SAME WAY I DO… – OH, THAT’S A SHAME. – BUT, YEAH, I CAN’T–
I COULD NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT, LIKE,
A HOUSE THAT’S FULLY DONE. – WOW, SO– – I WANT TO, LIKE,
REDO EVERYTHING. – DO YOU ENJOY
THE CONSTRUCTION PART OF IT OR THE DESIGNING INSIDE PART? – YES.
– MM-HMM. – ALL OF IT.
YEAH, IT NEVER ENDS. AND WE’RE PUTTING UP A FENCE
IN FRONT, AND– WHICH I HAVE–I DON’T KNOW
IF I’M GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP THE SAME GUYS
THAT ARE ALWAYS HELPING ME AND DO A GREAT JOB ‘CAUSE I’VE– – WHY IS THAT? – WELL, I DID A LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT’S A BIT ODD. I WAS COMING DOWN– IT HAS TO START WITH SPANX,
SO I APOL– OKAY, I’LL JUST START
AT THE BEGINNING. I WAS TOLD TO BRING IN
THESE SPANX– WE ALL–A LOT OF US WEAR THEM
OCCASIONALLY FOR SOME THINGS. – WAIT A MINUTE.
TOLD TO BRING THEM IN TO WORK? – WELL, THERE’S A CERTAIN KIND
THAT I LIKED, AND THEY KEPT SAYING,
“JUST TELL ME THE– I NEED THE STYLE NUMBER.
WILL YOU BRING THEM IN?” AND THEN, LIKE, TWO WEEKS GO BY, AND I KEEP FORGETTING,
AND I FEEL LIKE A DINGBAT. SO I’M IN MY ROOM
GETTING READY FOR WORK, AND I SEE THEM, AND I WAS LIKE,
“JUST PUT THEM ON. “CLEARLY YOU CAN’T TAKE THEM
AND PUT THEM IN YOUR PURSE, “SO YOUR PUNISHMENT
IS TO JUST PUT THEM ON AND WEAR THEM IN TO WORK.” SO I GET READY,
AND I ALWAYS LEAVE FOR WORK KIND OF LIKE A SHERPA. I HAVE, LIKE, A BAG OF THIS, A BAG OF THINGS I THINK
I’M GONNA GET DONE WHICH DON’T. I JUST CARRY IT BACK AND FORTH
FROM WORK–FROM WORK TO HOME. SO I HAVE, LIKE, THREE BAGS,
THREE BAGS. I HAVE A MESSENGER BAG
ACROSS ME. AND I’M COMING DOWNSTAIRS, AND THE GUYS ARE OUT FRONT
BUILDING THE FENCE. AND IT’S KIND OF SPRINKLING OUT,
SO I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THEM. IT WAS SO NICE. AND I’M COMING DOWN THE STAIRS, AND I WAS LIKE, “WHICH BAG
IS PULLING SOMEWHERE?” LIKE, IT’S PULLING A SWEATER,
AND I’M– LIKE, I CAN’T EVEN LOOK
TO SEE WHAT’S PULLING ME BECAUSE I’VE GOT TOO MANY BAGS. AND SO I COME DOWN THE STAIRS,
AND I SEE THE GUYS. I’M LIKE,
“HEY, GOOD MORNING, GUYS.” AND THEY’RE JUST LIKE… AND I THINK
THEY’RE ACTING WEIRD. AND I WAS LIKE,
“GOD, DO THEY THINK I’VE MADE THEM BE HERE
ON A RAINY DAY?” I’M THINKING
IT’S ABOUT THE RAIN. AND THEN I’M STANDING THERE,
AND I HAVE ALL THESE BAGS, SO I’M KIND OF SHIFTING
BACK AND FORTH, AND I’M CHATTING,
AND I’M LIKE, “THE FENCE IS LOOKING GREAT.” IT’S REALLY”– AND THEY’RE ONLY LOOKING, LIKE,
TOP OF HAIR AND UP. AND IT’S REALLY ODD
‘CAUSE THEY’RE ONLY DOING THIS. AND NOW I’M LOOKING AT MY ROOF ‘CAUSE I THINK, LIKE,
“WHAT’S UP THERE? “LIKE, IS THERE SOME– IS THERE, LIKE, A CAT
ON THE ROOF?” AND SO I’M LINGERING. I’M NOW TURNING AROUND FULLY. AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I THINK– I’M STANDING THERE,
AND I GO TO REARRANGE A BAG, AND I LOOK DOWN. MY SWEATER
IS NOW UP AROUND HERE. NOTHING BUT FLESH-COLORED SPANX. – WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?
– I SEE– OH, I’LL GET THERE. FLESH-COLORED SPANX. I SEE BARE KNEECAPS. AND THEN MY PANTS
ARE SOMEWHERE, LIKE, LOW CALF. AND I’M NOT KIDDING. IT WAS HORRIFYING. AND THESE POOR GUYS WERE LIKE… AND I’M SITTING THERE. I’D BEEN, LIKE,
SHIFTING BACK AND FORTH. I’M LIKE–
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? AND I’M TURNING AROUND LIKE– AS IF THIS WASN’T ENOUGH,
I WAS LIKE, “YOU BETTER CHECK THIS OUT.” – LAST TIME MELISSA WAS HERE,
I SAID THAT I WANTED TO BE IN THE SEQUEL TO “BRIDESMAIDS,”
SO I WROTE UP A LITTLE SCENE, AND WE’RE GONNA PERFORM IT
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. BY THE WAY, MELISSA
HAS NOT SEEN ANY OF IT, BUT I THINK SHE’S GONNA BE OKAY. [cheers and applause] OKAY. HURRY, MEGAN,
WE HAVE TO GET TO YOUR WEDDING SO THAT YOU CAN MARRY
THE AIR MARSHAL THAT YOU MET ON THE PLANE
IN THAT FIRST MOVIE. – I KNOW, JANET,
MY LONG-LOST SISTER. – I’M SO HAPPY
WE FOUND EACH OTHER. I KNEW YOU HAD TO BE MY SISTER THE SECOND I ACCIDENTALLY
HIT YOU WITH MY CAR. – ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. WE NEED TO GET TO MY WEDDING
AND FAST. – HEY, WATCH OUT
FOR THAT LOW–THAT BRANCH. CAREFUL. I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. YOUR WEDDING
IS GONNA BE SO BEAUTIFUL, AND NOTHING’S GONNA STOP US
FROM GETTING THERE. – NOT EVEN THAT GIANT PILE
OF LEAVES? – NOT EVEN THAT. – OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE THOSE? – OH, MARTY, IT’S GOOD LUCK
TO GET ATTACKED BY BATS ON YOUR WAY TO THE WEDDING. IT’S TOTALLY FINE. [bats squeaking] – MOTHER OF MR. BOJANGLES. – RELAX.
THEY’RE GONE. BRANCH. – OH, MY GOD. IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? – THAT’S RIGHT. WE’RE HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS
THE FINISH LINE OF A MARATHON. THAT’S ALL RIGHT.
IT’S GOOD LUCK. [horns honking] – YOU FEEL A STORM COMING ON? – NO, BUT IT SURE LOOKS FOGGY OVER THERE ON YOUR SIDE
OF THE STREET. WELL, THIS IS SO WEIRD. WHY IS THERE A PERFUME TESTER
OUT HERE? THAT’S WEIRD, TO HAVE
A PERFUME TESTER OUT HERE. – OH! WHAT’S EVEN WEIRDER IS,
SHE’S COMING BACK BY YOU. – NO. – SHE’S COMING BACK BY YOU. – NO, SHE’S NOT. – I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M DRIVING SO CLOSE
TO AN OPEN FIRE HYDRANT. – OH. OH, I’VE GOT BAD NEWS. LOOK AT THOSE CLOUDS. THEY LOOK LIKE RAIN CLOUDS. – OVER BOTH OF US, I HOPE. WELL, JUST AS LONG
AS THERE’S NO HAIL THE SIZE OF PING-PONG BALLS. – OH, I DON’T THINK
THERE COULD BE. OH, LOOK, WE MADE IT. LET’S GO GET YOU MARRIED. BRANCH. [dramatic music] [cheers and applause]

100 Replies to “Ellen’s Favorite Moments with Melissa McCarthy”

  1. Mel is so funny, we haven't had a good female comedian since we found Ellen.  They make a perfect pair a act off each other so well.  I love the wedding skit!

  2. I love you ELLEN I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU IN PERSON and it will be a dream come true. I have 3boys and I really need your help with my family. Happy birthday I wish you the best OF health AND happiness with your family

  3. Ellen's stunt double: Ellen DeGeneres
    Marathon runners: who cares
    😂😂 and sorry about your leg Ellen😂😂😂😂😂😂

  4. Melissa always talks about her youngest daughter who she said is weird & it makes me laugh the way she explains it. Oh, they are so funny together. They both like to move alot.

  5. Ohhhhhh this happened to me. Unknowingly my dress rode up to my waist when I was wearing sheer pantyhose. People were smiling and driving past me. I was mortified. I nearly died 😣😣😣😣😣

  6. Who else paused to read at 06:01, it's funny "no animals were injured although the seat hurt Ellen's leg a little"

  7. Hi, Ellen, fb/yt etc in/are blckng cmmnts on your spprtng O via your show & vid clips frm your show:
    As a fellow O spprtr, I value O's positive healing influence as a person and multitalented professional person. I've seen time n agn, O starred or related films as well as films dealng w human rghts, blcked fr theatres, and see tht you might help if you were so compelled.
    Wd you poss. consider gvng a movie theatre + spprt re how to run it, to someone dedicated to showing movies, incl those in which O is starring, movies tht promote healing, kindness, human equality, and issues tht elucidate challenges to such, if the person could demonstrate s/he is qualified and mindful of human equality of value, n human rights as imperatives, as part of her or his/the theatre/or a corp of theatres w such a mission? It Could, I believe, patic as it catches on, hv a huge effect in broad spectrum soc healing, transforming wht movies get made, w opening more doors so tht opportunities to see important films actually exist rather than merely appearing to w the quick release and removal process crrntly at wrk in stppng imp. films fr being distributed and actually seen.
    Thank you for your consideration.

  8. I wonder why when I watch clips from The Ellen Show I'm able to see multiple episode clips automatically, yet the same has not bn so whn watching clips fr the Steve Harvey Show, Auto-play ON.

  9. Melissa McCarthy would make me laugh while I was balls deep! And so for that fact, I have to marry her but I don't believe in marriage and i don't believe in having kids! I believe in raising opium poppies! I believe in clowning on people that take life far too seriously

  10. I'm going to wear Spanx right now! I'm going to go to a store and purchase Bank f*** the price! I think Melissa McCarthy should make her own Spanx line. Get a hold of me, my phone number is 1 207 get a hold of me

  11. Gilmore Girls, SNL, Ghostbusters, Spy, these are only some of the shows and movies Melissa McCarthy has been in.

  12. I just need a CD with Ellen's laugh…so I can play when I need to get my life back right! Lol. I appreciate you Ellen.

  13. Hey Melissa!!! Luis Barragán said a house is a living organism : always in constant change. If ever you come to Mexico City, I’ll be happy to show you his house, a UNESCO’s World Heritage.
    That goles for you two, Ellen and Portia!!

  14. Omg she has lost soooooo much weight and she looks greedy she is like an idol and will always be beautiful

  15. This is my all-time favourite entertainer for this decade. She can play off anyone but I really enjoyed her and Kristin Wiig together. But Melissa on her own is unstoppable (talent/humour wise). Presently she tops my fave entertainer list followed by the usual suspects from Little Britain.

  16. Hey you guys ! Im a small youtuber if you wanna help me out please like a vid and sub , I will do the same in return . Thank you and lets reach 50 subs !! (:

  17. You should have her back on soon. Of course maybe you have, i dont have tv or internet or cable so all I do is watch these videos online on my friends phone on their bill🤣🤔🤣🤦‍♀️… haha

  18. Mendigo. De su amor oye bien España y. Mundo. Camilo sesto. Te. Call me espage. Una casa sin musica. Sin baile. Esto ya dire te. Tirol. A le bien no sin. Te clara para faltarme. A my. Me digan. Que.

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