Family-Friendly Comedian Danny Johnson


WELL, THESE DAYS FAMILY FRIENDLY COMEDY IS HARD TO COME BY. BUT WE HAVE A GUY HERE WHO DOES CLEAN COMEDY. PLEASE WELCOME DANNY JOHNSON TO THE SHOW. DANNY THANKS FOR HAVING ME. LET’S DIVE INTO CLEAN COMEDY. WHAT IS THAT? IT IS JUST COMEDY THAT THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY. EVERYDAY LIFE EXPERIENCES AND MY STRUGGLES OF WORKING OUT OR EATING. SOMETHING THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY. IT IS REALLY EASY. IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE EASIER TO JUST GO BLUE. TO GET THAT FIFTH GRADER LAUGH. IT IS. I THINK IT TAKES A LOT MORE OF THE THINKING IT THROUGH AND — YOU CONNECT WITH A LOT MORE PEOPLE. MORE PEOPLE CAN COME OUT TO THE SHOW AND ENJOY A CLEAN SET. IS THIS, LIKE, — I GUESS THE BEST WAY TO PUT IT — IS THIS WHO YOU ARE NATURALLY, A CLEAN TALK PERSON. OR ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A STATEMENT. NO, THIS IS JUST AN EXTENSION OF WHO I AM. I DO CORPORATE ENGAGES. ANYTHING. I ENJOY THE CHALLENGE OF IT AS WELL. ON A TYPICAL DAY, YOU DON’T LET LOOSE A BUNCH OF SWEAR WORDS? I DO WORK OUT. NOTHING MAKINGS YOU WANT TO WORKOUT HARDER THAN SOMEONE ASKING YOU, OH, YOU WORK OUT? OH, OKAY. SOMETIMES THEY ANSWER THEMSELVES NON VERBALLY. YOU WORK OUT? I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING. MOST OF YOUR COMEDY IS OBSERVATIONS. YOU ARE INDICATING THAT A LITTLE BIT. EVEN A STORY ABOUT FAST FOOD AND HOT DOGS. THAT IS THE ONLY INDUSTRY THAT THEY SAY HOW CAN WE MAKE OUR MENU LESS HEALTHY? HOT DOGS. HOT DOGS WITH CHEESE, BACON. THEY MADE IT — THEY TRIED THE OTHER WAY AND WERE LIKE, THAT WASN’T HAPPENING SO — EVEN EATING HEALTHY IS HARD. TURKEY SAUSAGE, TURKEY BACON. IT IS JUST TURKEY SHAPED IN A DIFFERENT FORM. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME GAMES COMING OUT. IT IS CALLED PICK YOUR BRAIN. I’M GOING TO MIX THEM UP. THIS IS OUR WAY TO GET INSIDE YOUR BRAIN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE ALL ABOUT. SPORTING EVENTS AN RANDOM FACTS. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP — OH MY GOODNESS. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SHARING THEIR OPINION UNSOLICITED. OH YEAH. WE HAVE HAD THAT A LOT. A LOT OF PEOPLE FEEL LIKE — I ALSO WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP RIGHT NOW AND GO BUY TICKETS TO MURRAY HILL THEATER ON APRIL 8. I HAVE COMEDIAN A TRAIN WITH US AND LEROY GORDON. IT IS GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW. THIS WEEKEND, FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 7:00. ALL AGES. NOT BABIES. WE DON’T WANT BABIES THERE. MIDDLE SCHOOL, HIGH SCHOOL, EVERYONE WILL ENJOY IT. LET’S DO ANOTHER ONE. PICK MY BRAIN. WHAT ACCENT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD MASTER? THE RUSSIAN ACCENT. YOU DON’T HAVE THAT? THE BLUE JEANS AND SNEAKERS, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE — THAT IS REALLY GOOD. I HAVE ONE ACCENT. NO MATTER WHAT I THINK I’M DOING IT COMES OUT PIRATE. NAILED IT. BECAUSE I SAID IT WAS PIRATE, IT IS GOING TO BE PIRATE. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP DOING PIRATE ACCENTS. WE HAVE TICKETS THAT YOU CAN WIN RIGHT NOW TO SEE THE SHOW. THAT IS COMING UP. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BE THE FOURTH PERSON TO E-MAIL US, “I WANT THOSE TICKETS”. YOU CAN PURCHASE THE TICKETS

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