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The LATELY SHOW with Florian Strzeletz – Welcome to the LATELY SHOW with me Florian
stress injury Let’s move on to our topic tonight.
take a look at the Fridays for Future movement. Or as the industry would say: “Hey, we as an industry can’t just
it’s not our fault we’re destroying nature! What’s she always in our way for? Well, you could have a little respect for that.
from nature. don’t you? Instead of being in our way all the time.
nature also meets us once in a while and for example the woods itself once
…and I’ll knock you out. Then we’d save gas and that would be
It’s also good for nature. So, dear environment, maybe next time.
a little more thinking. And why do we always have to
Evil when it comes to the extinction of animal species? If you look at it closely.
nature has wiped out even more species. than we are! At least, if you’re just going to take our last week
of the world. And don’t forget, dear Firday4Future-kids. We also care a lot about the future! Especially on Friday. Therefore, as an industry, I can only say to you
say: #metoo!” I think the Hashtag had a different
Meaning. But how are the “Fridays for
Future” was created? Had there been a Friday and a Future so
I’d love you to give me a homosexual registered marriage, and then quickly
a “for” with into the holy covenant of the Anglicisms with you? – And first, a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. sounds to the peasant in
of the Uckermärkischen Pampa like a special distinction, … but with a Nobel Peace Prize nomination.
you also have to remember that everyone, really everyone, for a Nobel Peace Prize
can be nominated. Like Donald Trump for example.
was standardized. And also Adolf Hitler. And with the two mentioned in one sentence to
now Kim Jung-un is uncomfortable. Before we go on to Greta Thunberg,
I’m gonna have to come out here once in a while. Not as a fan of Greta. She watches me a lot all the time for that.
grim. But I find the decision to go to
to participate in the “Fridays for Future” demos and for ditching school completely
right. Cause this isn’t about the latest crap.
of Bibi, Bubbu or Blabla, but around the Future of the children themselves. What’s the use of the best school education if
there’s no world left in the end where you can be I could put my knowledge to good use. So that’s not a mistake, for your own
I’d like to sacrifice something for my future. And if it’s the philosophical understanding
of cause and effect. Or just geography. What you only need if you’re a gym teacher.
I want to be. No man needs geography! Much less since Wikipedia came into existence. Who else is going to go to the
the street? At the “Deutsche Wohnen und Coenteignen”
but only those who participate themselves in the end. want. At the expense of everyone else here in Berlin. And whoever asks himself now, “Wait a minute,
since when has Berlin a Wander-Panda on his coat of arms?” We’re broke and had to cut costs
and emerging rumors that the Berliner Bear the horse from the Lower Saxony
the old flag, the old flag. Bear “released” and now have a wandering panda
as a heraldic animal! That’s how fast it can go And on the contrary, it’s just great,
when young people get involved and then thousands and thousands of people, like here. – And from the feeling, I have the feeling,
that powert. When a movement lives on a person,
then this is the Fridays for Future. Move it. And here’s the Greta Thunberg. I don’t even want to be on their Asperger
I’m not going to go into the disease again. Cause for one thing, I’m not a real doctor, either.
when I’ve often said that in clubs. I have. And on the other hand, I think that because she’s
to the rescue of the planet. I’ll fix it, it’ll help her. Even if it’s certainly not for the one or the other.
is already almost manic. And I’m just worried if maybe if you guys
it’s noticeable that all the PR stunts of the last few years I’ve changed nothing for months. But, like her mother in her really not
good book wrote, “that since she was “I’m on strike to finally get back to normal eating.” But as grim as Greta Thunberg ever was.
her mother seems to be cooking real shit. When a child writes himself on the flag
saving the world is the most blatant thing you can imagine. Because kids aren’t corruptible like us.
Old man. So you’re all here, not me, because I am
as you know, the true voice of youth. Sure, you can lure kids with ice cream. Maybe not on the playground.
Experience, but it’s not so corruptible. And that makes Greta unique. But nevertheless, Greta Thunberg is the
the world’s most important insignificance. Because as cool as it gets to be.
Climate policy or the non-existent climate policy you can see more and more, that
Greta Thunberg unfortunately only by a PR stunt to the next one. And you could even see that best,
when she went to America by sailboat. – And, of course, I’m assuming that the
Gortex rain jackets also from recycled Twitter messages are. Greta Thunberg is by far not the first
Person responsible for the preservation of our planet. demonstrated. Even my parents were students at the school.
ditched school 50 years ago to fight to demonstrate the nuclear storage facility in Gorleben. Except nobody held a camera up there.
and said, “Wow! Look at this guy. He’s even got a longer life.
Hair as the woman there! We have to make him famous now.
Face of the movement!” Greta Thunberg is also not an environmental activist,
I’m not a literary figure just because I’m a Tweet with 280 characters. Sure, that predestines me to be president of the United States.
but never in a row with William Shakespeare, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
or to be called Tom Clancy. Roger Hallam, this is an environmental activist. Because he’s not just looking grimly into the camera,
but he’s also living it up. He’d go to Russia or Beijing.
and demonstrate there. Whether he’d be arrested for it, or
not. Something Greta would never do. Greta Thunberg is a true environmental activist,
who risk their lives, at best just one Fair-weather environmental activist. So let’s summarize once more. Greta Thunberg shows how important climate protection is
is. But she can’t be a well-founded
offers solutions, except from a PR stunt to hurry to the next one. Because she’s just a kid. And that’s good, too. Because she just has to learn. How we all learn a hell of a lot at 16.
had to. And, spoiler, even today! If someone had a microphone under my nose.
and asked me when I was 16, “With which the means to be used by human beings is the
“the climate change we are causing around the world? then I would have even just come to the question at the end
you can say: – And dear Fridays for Future kids.
you’re gonna have to take off your training wheels. We can’t go on Friday to horny school
to be chic again before the demos. to go shopping at Kik and then with our horny
iPhones Selfies from the demo to make. Or else we’d be talking about mommy and daddy
to the school. It’s when we all, whether as children or not,
Change something for a teenager or adult then we can’t do that by
we were chasing after a Greta Thunberg. But we have to realize for ourselves that we are
are both part of the problem, and part of the solution. But not one Greta. It’s just us. That’s it from us for today. But don’t worry, we’ll meet again at the
Friday with the LATELY News. Until then…
A good night and … good luck out there … – The LATELY SHOW with Florian Strzeletz
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