BUNDANANADANDANDAN! *SCREECH* *more screaming*- How does a rag-tag- -volunteer army in need of a sHoWer!
Bum duh do *clap* do duh dun *clap* duh -somehow defeat a global superpower?
bah buh da *clap* du duh dua *clap* bah How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire-
do duh dun duh *clap* bah duh do duh *clap* duh leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’
buhm duah *clap* duh buh duh dah *clap* buh dua duh do duh -flag higher? YO! -Turns out we-
BUHM BUM BUH *clap* DAH DUH DUM BAH BUHM *clap* BAH DU -gotta secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love
BUHM BUH DA DUH *clap* BUh Bu- *clap* *coughing* BAH BUm *more coughing* -who’s unafraid to step in. He’s constantly confusin’, confounin’-
*more coughing interrupted by a BRAH! and then more coughing* Buh Bum Buh Buhm Da -the British henchmen –
*clearing throat while more “buhms and buhs and dos” are being said in background* BAHHH! EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCH FRY!
*insane amount of clapping* LAFAYETTE! I’m takin this horse by the rein makin’
Redcoats redBer with bloostains
*slurs words, beat-boxing in background* *an even angrier*
*beat-boxing continues* *more bad rapping, beat-boxing in background*
And I’m nevr gonna stop untilI make ‘em drop an burn ‘em up an scatter their-their remain, I’ma
*Awful beat-boxing continues* *toxic screeching*
LaRgE bAGgUette!!? Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em!
Enragin’ em! I’m— *REALLY LOUD SCREAMING OW MY EARS.*
OH?! LAYYAYETTTEEEEEE! I go to France for more funds!
*more beat-boxing* *a kinda quiet*
Oh Layfayette I come back with more GUNS- AND SCHIPS- AND..
*bum buh bum buh* And so the balance shifts-!
*I swear to god if these background characters continue to make these “buh bum buh” noises I’ll quit this job* *very constipated sounding voice, is he okay?*
We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts!
*more Bum Buhs* We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea,- butt!
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need: *Sounds like he is still dying,*
I KNOW! HAMILL- HAM!
*Screaming* Sir, he knows what to do in a trench
Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean— HAMACK STAND!!! Sir, you’re gonna have to use him eventually
What’s he gonna do on the bench? I mean— ABDOMEN!! No one has more resilience
Or matches my practical tactical brilliance— ANAGRAM You wanna fight for your land back??!? HAMILTON I need my right hand man back! JE! Get ya right hand man back
You know you gotta get ya right hand man back I mean you gotta put some thought into the letter but the sooner the better rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra!!! Alexander Hamilton- *he is still dying..*
Troops are waiting in the field for you If you join us right now, together we can turn the tiI i – OH
Alexander Hamilton *snap* I have soldiers that will yield for you- *snap* If we manage to get this right
They’ll surrender by early light
*he is still dying and his voice sounds awful- it hurts my throat just thinking about it* THe WoRld wiLL NEvERRRRRRR
*someone get this man a cough drop* BEeE THeE SAmeee
*his voice probably just died* *some beautiful voice appears- thank the lords*
Alllleeeeexxxxxxaaaaaaannnnnndddddddderrrrrrrrrrrr ~Music~ Oh my god I am done… Phew that took a bit! Anyways, I’m sorry if everything was hectic and messy, the song is that way… so it was hard to subtitle! I hope I made you laugh at some point…=3 Have a wonderful day, and remember! Large Baguette
– Chu Also me correcting the lirycs! ~ Atsei