Guns and Ships || Hamilton Joke Animatic


BUNDANANADANDANDAN! *SCREECH* *more screaming*- How does a rag-tag- -volunteer army in need of a sHoWer!
Bum duh do *clap* do duh dun *clap* duh -somehow defeat a global superpower?
bah buh da *clap* du duh dua *clap* bah How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire-
do duh dun duh *clap* bah duh do duh *clap* duh leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’
buhm duah *clap* duh buh duh dah *clap* buh dua duh do duh -flag higher? YO! -Turns out we-
BUHM BUM BUH *clap* DAH DUH DUM BAH BUHM *clap* BAH DU -gotta secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love
BUHM BUH DA DUH *clap* BUh Bu- *clap* *coughing* BAH BUm *more coughing* -who’s unafraid to step in. He’s constantly confusin’, confounin’-
*more coughing interrupted by a BRAH! and then more coughing* Buh Bum Buh Buhm Da -the British henchmen –
*clearing throat while more “buhms and buhs and dos” are being said in background* BAHHH! EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCH FRY!
*insane amount of clapping* LAFAYETTE! I’m takin this horse by the rein makin’
Redcoats redBer with bloostains
*slurs words, beat-boxing in background* *an even angrier*
LAFAYETTE!1!
*beat-boxing continues* *more bad rapping, beat-boxing in background*
And I’m nevr gonna stop untilI make ‘em drop an burn ‘em up an scatter their-their remain, I’ma
*Awful beat-boxing continues* *toxic screeching*
LaRgE bAGgUette!!? Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em!
Enragin’ em! I’m— *REALLY LOUD SCREAMING OW MY EARS.*
OH?! LAYYAYETTTEEEEEE! I go to France for more funds!
*more beat-boxing* *a kinda quiet*
Oh Layfayette I come back with more GUNS- AND SCHIPS- AND..
*bum buh bum buh* And so the balance shifts-!
*I swear to god if these background characters continue to make these “buh bum buh” noises I’ll quit this job* *very constipated sounding voice, is he okay?*
We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts!
*more Bum Buhs* We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea,- butt!
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need: *Sounds like he is still dying,*
I KNOW! HAMILL- HAM!
*Screaming* Sir, he knows what to do in a trench
Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean— HAMACK STAND!!! Sir, you’re gonna have to use him eventually
What’s he gonna do on the bench? I mean— ABDOMEN!! No one has more resilience
Or matches my practical tactical brilliance— ANAGRAM You wanna fight for your land back??!? HAMILTON I need my right hand man back! JE! Get ya right hand man back
You know you gotta get ya right hand man back I mean you gotta put some thought into the letter but the sooner the better rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra!!! Alexander Hamilton- *he is still dying..*
Troops are waiting in the field for you If you join us right now, together we can turn the tiI i – OH
Alexander Hamilton *snap* I have soldiers that will yield for you- *snap* If we manage to get this right
They’ll surrender by early light
*he is still dying and his voice sounds awful- it hurts my throat just thinking about it* THe WoRld wiLL NEvERRRRRRR
*someone get this man a cough drop* BEeE THeE SAmeee
*his voice probably just died* *some beautiful voice appears- thank the lords*
Alllleeeeexxxxxxaaaaaaannnnnndddddddderrrrrrrrrrrr ~Music~ Oh my god I am done… Phew that took a bit! Anyways, I’m sorry if everything was hectic and messy, the song is that way… so it was hard to subtitle! I hope I made you laugh at some point…=3 Have a wonderful day, and remember! Large Baguette
– Chu Also me correcting the lirycs! ~ Atsei

100 Replies to “Guns and Ships || Hamilton Joke Animatic”

  1. let's see…

    hamilham
    hammock stand (or something, i was too busy laughing my nose off)
    abdomen
    anagram
    french fry
    large baguette

    we have failed you, lin

  2. FBI: *looking at my watch history *…
    Me: … o_o
    FBI: … (ಠ_ಠ) tf is this. Mind explaining to us little missy?
    Me: It's…..Complicated

  3. Washington: the dying constipated president

    Mulligan: the dying beat boxer

    Lafayette: anime boi

    Alexander: hamilham, hammock stan, abdomen, anagram

    Laurens: t h e s w e e t a f s i n g i n g a n g e l m y g o d I s w e a r h e b l e s s e s p e o p l e l i k e s e r i o u s l y—

    I mean not in the beginning— that was a warm-up..

  4. Lyrics:

    DUN DUU DUN DUN DUN
    BULAAAAYAHHHHHH AHH

    [Burr]
    -ragtag volunteer army in need of a SHOWER
    Somehow defeat a global superPOWER
    How do we emerge victorious from the
    QUAGMIRE
    Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross's flag higher

    [Mulligan]
    YO

    [Burr]
    Turns out we got a secret weapon
    An immigrant you know and love who's not afraid to step in

    [Mulligan]
    *starts having a stroke*

    [Burr continued]
    He's constantly confusing, confounding the British Henchmen–

    [John and Mulligan]
    EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCH FRYYY
    LAAAFAYETTE

    [Lafayette]
    I'MTAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREINSMAKINGREDCOATSREDDERWITHBLOODSTAINS–

    [John and Mulligan]
    LAAFAYETTE

    [Lafayette]
    ANDIMNEVERGONNASTOPUNTILIMAKEEMDROPANDBURNEMUPANDSCATTERTHEREMAINSIM-

    [John and Mulligan]
    LARGE BAGUETTEEE

    [Lafayette]
    WATCHMEENGAGINGEMESCAPINGEMENRAGINGEMIM–

    [John and Mulligan]
    LAAAAAFAYETTE

    [Lafayette]
    I go to France for more FUNDS
    I come back with more GUNS
    And SHIPS
    And so the balance SHIFTS

    [Dying George Washing Machine]
    WE RENDEZVOUS WITH ROCHAMBEAU CONSOLIDATE THEIR GIFTS

    [Lafayette]
    We can end this war in YORKTOWN, cut them off at sea
    BUTT
    For this to succeed there is someone else we need

    [Dying George Washing Machine]
    I KNOW–

    [John and Mulligan]
    HAMILHAM

    [Lafayette]
    SIRHEKNOWSWHATOTODOINTHETRENCHINGENUITIVEANDFLUENTINFRENCHIMEAN–

    [John and Mulligan]
    HAMMOCK STAND

    [Lafayette]
    SIRYOUREGONNAHAVETOUSEHIMEVENTUALLYWHATSHEGONNADOONTHEBENCHIMEAN–

    [John and Mulligan]
    ABDOMEN

    [Lafayette]
    NOONEHASMORERESILIANCEORMATCHESMYPRACTICALTACTICALBRILLIANCE–

    [John and Mulligan]
    ANAGRAM

    [Lafayette]
    YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LAND BACK?–

    [John and Mulligan]
    HAMILTON

    [Dying George Washing Machine]
    I NEED MY RIGHT HAND MAN BACK!-

    [Lafayette]
    YEAHGETYOURRIGHTHANDMANBACKYAKNOWYOUGOTTAGETYOURRIGHTHANDMANBACKIMEANYOUGOTTAPUTSOMETHOUGHTINTOTHELETTERTRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH–

    [Dying George Washing Machine]
    ALEXANDER HAMILTON
    TROOPS ARE WAITING IN THE FIELDS FOR YOU
    IF YOU JOIN US RIGHT NOW TOGETHER WE CAN TURN THE TIIIIDE~
    OH!
    ALEXANDER HAMILTON
    I HAVE SOLDIERS THAT WILL YIELD FOR YOU
    IF WE MANAGE TO GET THIS RIIGHT
    THEY'LL SURRENDER BY EARLY LIIIIGHT
    THE WORLD WILL NEVER BEEEE THE SAAAAAAAMEEEE–

    [John]
    Alexander~

  5. I love how EVERYONEGIVEITUPFORAMERICA'SFAVORITEFIGHTINGFRENCHFRY is an autocorrect option on my phone lmao

  6. Are we gonna ignore the fact Laurens basically yeeted Washing Machine just to say his boyfr- I mean Hamilton's name?

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