Horror Movies & Ghosts – Stand Up Comedy by Kenny Sebastian


I am so scared of horror movies, It’s not even funny. As 25 year old adult, I am open to admitting it… I can’t handle horror movies. Yeah it’s not the horror movie… It’s what happens after…. I watch the movie, zombie attack… Oh what’s gonna happen, Someone’s gonna get bitten, you don’t know whose gonna get bitten… and then he kills you all, Arrghh. That’s it, That’s the whole movie. Then I go home, have tea with my family. Have dinner with my family… Then I go to sleep… and suddenly I am thirsty. 5 minutes back I downed 2 litres of water. but no, My brain is like- Get up right now and have a glass of water. The whole house is dark, I sleep on the first floor. Audience member: Is it 3:00 am? oh wow thanks! It’s 3:30am by the way. That’s the satan’s hour… I know my shit, I know my “Conjuring”. So I have to go down, It’s not going down to get the glass that’s a challenge… It’s coming back. Cause we all know… According to ghost rules, Only if you turn back… They will catch you. All the guys are like what a pussy, yeah I am… I am saying it. I go and start singing to myself. Positivity, Happiness…. I enter the kitchen and suddenly I can’t find the light switch. Holy shit, I have been staying in this house for 12 years,
I dunno where the switch is. I have the glass of water, Now- As a 25 year old adult, I don’t mind admitting… I run up like a little bitch. Cause if I turn back,
“Eh you turned back I will catch you” Which is what I don’t understand about horror movies… Why are the ghost’s so playful? Just kill me! You go to the mirror, look at it suddenly- Like why? Why don’t you stab me or just go into my body? You are sleeping, Suddenly they pull your leg- You waxed oh what? No! Just kill me dude!

100 Replies to “Horror Movies & Ghosts – Stand Up Comedy by Kenny Sebastian”

  1. Just kill me da ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Kenny I would really be happy to watch ur shows. I'm from Chennai

  2. I told my best friend to watch horror movie(i don't remember name of movie now) after watching that movie, at night he wanted to go to bathroom to pee but he was so scared that he didn't go to bathroom whole night
    Next day he told me this incident and i laughed on him to much๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. And one day suddenly I watched a video of yours..and then one more..and more..and then whenever I'm on YouTube I keep watching you. You are just so awesome. Keep it up man! Love you loads โค

  4. I'm here laughing weirdly from the past 10 mins non-stop which i usually don't do, watching Kenny's videos and my mom thinks I'm possessed or something :/

  5. According to me ,In winter you keep your blanket tuck when sleeping to save your self from the ghost to coming inside the blanket or to pulling leg shit

  6. You stopped at middle.
    After drinking water , it's time to turn off the light and going to room.
    One Leg far from Switch board,And counting the steps .
    With in 16steps i should be in room.
    Check the directions.
    One Left 2Rights Straight One left .
    Now turn off the light and Run ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

  7. Me: Thank God I keep my water bottle on my nightstand.

    Also me: goes peeing before sleep Darn It. So predictable.

    Puts three crucifixion chains around neck, turns 350 lights on, screams out the Gayatri Mantra, wakes the whole family up, lights 14 incense sticks (cuz 13 means bad luck) and has 4 Hanuman-ji statues in pocket.

    realize I have never left the room and peed my pants.

  8. I started to watch your shows recently.. I just loved it…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ it's awesome bro.. I'm also a malayalii…๐Ÿ˜Š

  9. I'm gonna watch conjuring 2 tonight.
    That's right bitch. I sleep alone, in the room that is literally open to the street/houses, and I hear these footsteps every fucking time.

    Jai Hanuman Gyan Gun Sagar

  10. Ohhhh Kenny my stress buster you are osm man…..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Happiness is watching Kenny's video when everyone in my house is sleeping during night…..

  11. Hey Kenny,
    Your the best ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
    You keep me in splits of laughter when Iโ€™m feeling really low n depressed… laughter is the best thing one person can do for another… thanks…. the video on horror n others is just crazy ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  12. Watching this at almost 3am is a challenge man i am trembling ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ญ

  13. 1:57 You Forgot Something Bruh, The Struggle is Real When The Light Flickin' Flickers ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ต…

  14. I lost my grandfather yesterday and this is the first time in 48 hours that I laughed ๐Ÿ˜Š you are super talented, may you keep making ppl laugh for a lifetime

  15. I am scared of horror movies too. My sister used to play the song 'oru murai vandu parthaya' from the film Manichitratgazhu ( Hindi version is bhool bhulayya) over the phone when I used to live alone in Tokyo

  16. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  17. LOVE YOU BROO KENNAYYYYYYโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

  18. I usually get my creep the next day after watching horror movie…while "bathing" i feel the presence of the evil spirot in every 4 corners of the bathroom..๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ

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