“Indians are Cheap” | Russell Peters – Red, White, and Brown


>>Russell Peters: Look at all these Indian faces, Jesus Christ! [Laughter] Look at you, brown bastards, goddamn! [Laughter] Indians just look upset, that they had to spend money, to be here tonight, don’t cha? [Laughter and Clapping] Just the look, on their face, just– [Laughter] [indian accent] “This is bullshit!” [Laughter] “I don’t know, why I’m spending money, to see someone, that looks just like me!” [Laughter and Clapping] [Whistle] [Laughter continues] “I can stay home, and look in the mirror.” [Laughter] “For free!” [Laughter] We are an endless supply, of “cheap” jokes! [Laughter] You know what the best thing about it is? Indian people, were proud of our cheapness! You’re never gonna insult us, by calling us cheap, that’s the best part, you know? [Applause] You can walk up to an Indian, “You guys are cheap!” [Indian accent] “Thank you for noticing, thank you.” Laughter and Applause] “Thank you, very much, thank you.” [Laughter and Clapping] [Normal voice] “That guy just called you cheap!” [Indian accent] “No, no, no…” “He pronounced it ‘cheap,’ but what he was saying, was, ‘smart.” [Laughter] “Very ‘smart,’ he was saying.” [Laughter] We’re cheap. We’re– you know what, here’s the thing– It’s not like I’m up here going, “YOU Indian people are cheap, and I’m the one that’s not.” No, no, no, no, no. [Laughter] [Indian accent] No, NO, no, no, no, no. [Laughter] [Normal voice] I’m just as fuckin cheap, as you! [Laughter] The difference is, now, I have money! [Laughter] I’m just cheap, in better stores! [Laughter] I’ll be looking, at like, an Armani shirt– I hate when this happens. I’m looking at a shirt, from like, a high-end designer, and I flip the tag over, and I see, “Made in India.” I’m stuck with a real dilemma, I’m like, “Shit!” [Laughter] “Do I buy this?” [Laughter] “Or do I call my uncle?” [Laughter and Applause] “I wonder if he knows, where this factory is…” [Laughter] We are cheap. Everybody’s cheap, aren’t they? Never call white people cheap. White people get really upset, when you call them cheap. You ever called white person cheap? They get very angry. ‘Cause white people, actually, are probably, the only people that aren’t cheap. You ever call a white guy cheap? “You’re cheap.” [Douchey voice] “Fuck you, I’m cheap!” “I’ll buy you a beer. You want a beer?” [Laughter] That’s how white guys get around, being cheap! [Douchey voice] “You want a beer? You want a beer? You want a beer? You want a beer? You want a beer? Huh? You want a beer?” “Fuck you, I’m not cheap, I bought everybody beer!” [Laughter] Everybody’s cheap – it’s all about levels, you know? Black people are cheap as shit, and I’ll tell you why, because I know– I grew up around enough black people, to know exactly how cheap you are. I remember going, to my best friend Marlon’s house, when I was a kid. [Russell chuckles] I’d go there, and be like, “Hey Marlon, can I have some cereal?” [Cool guy voice] “Yeah, go ahead, help yourthelf.” [Laughter] Heres the thing, Marlon, and I, have been friends for 31 years. Best friends, for 31 years and I didn’t realize he had a lisp– [Laughter] until I did an impression of him. [Laughter] Like, “Can I get some cereal?” [Marlon’s voice] “Yeah, go ahead, help yourthelf.” [Laughter] I was like, “Son of a bitch, he has a lisp!” [Laughter] So, I go pour some cereal, I got to get the milk– I’m like, “Yo! You only got this much milk left!” [Marlon’s voice] “Ah, shit.” [Laughter] “Ight, gimme the jug, I’ll make some more.” [Audience groaning, in disgust, laughing, and clapping] [Normal voice] “What do you mean you’ll, ‘make some more?” [Laughter] He takes the jug of milk, shoves it under the sink, and starts filling it with water! I’m like, “Yo, this barely looks like milk!” [Marlon’s voice] “It’s ‘thkim’ milk.” [Laughter and Applause] ♪ ♪

100 Replies to ““Indians are Cheap” | Russell Peters – Red, White, and Brown”

  1. Cheap kisey keh ra hai russel ke bacche..hamne toh james bond se bhi pan masala bikwa dia ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

  2. These people are indeed cheap I remember one time I was in Walmart and a Indian guy was negotiating with the sales person everyone started to laugh at him๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  3. Asshole you piece of shit what are you bitch
    Learn to respect don't you have anything else to talk except Indians
    You psyco your father and mother are from Mumbai

  4. And being a son of indian father and Indian son you call Indians as brown bastards what are you and your….

  5. Love Indian people, love the food, they have a rich cultural history, but a year in lawn care business I can tell you they are the cheapest bastards! LOL

  6. Hey Russel, put this in your act. "An Indian can buy from a Jew, sell to a Pakistani and STILL make a profit."

  7. Fuck u white …..Pay more just to show-off n for Ego iS stupid…… Think logically…… White ppl r cheap…… They live for money ….. Fuck the Shutup

  8. Just right INDIA in thumbnail. And however cheap or even homeless you maybe you'll- ….do I have to say it now!?

  9. It doesnโ€™t matter if the are cheap or not, what matters is they are the most arrogant people and they stink like hell!

  10. Hey..motherfucker…you know hindi…if not…you fking idiot know only English and we know hindi english Punjabi gadwali……so don't try to be oversmart

  11. There s a USA Muslim comedian who heartily cheap …..who actually don't know what s d comedy & comedian… He s jst like jihadi….anti- Indian.. Misusing his show fr show Indians bad….

  12. many americans dont want to deal with indians because they are so cheap. Uber drivers dont want to pick their asses up because they smell very strong, never tip , and act like they know more than google maps. my friend got into an accident listening to some indian guy telling him to change directions in the middle of traffic.

  13. Actually where this motherfucker russel peter is from the origin ?? If he is an armenian then he doesnt deserve any shit to talk about india the country which is not even equal to the size of single state in india

  14. Russell peters is the biggest example of trash by saying all the crap about indians .. motherfucker dnt get fame by saying all this shit

  15. We put water in milk all the time ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„. Russell, ya son of a bitch….you've done it again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!!!!#thatPART

  16. Cheapest trick to earn money by saying Indian cheap maybe you know or not the ceo's of most of the biggest companie are Indian yu r fucking cheap

  17. the cheapest people in the world are empirically proven the germans…whatever you want to look at. Except for science medicine and so on.

  18. I observed that he is saying us smart but no o e would laugh if he said us smart so he is wording it as cheap ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  19. This is insulting discrimination but Indian bear because they are in the land of the free and home of the brave price paid try saying this in India we will show you our cheapness

  20. India country is cheap bro its true i am Indian and i am saying that I donโ€™t want to live in India with cheap peopleโ€™s

  21. Spot on the cheapness of many Indians lol every Indian customer that I helped asked for a discount ๐Ÿ˜‚

  22. i am going to tell everyone a story so my dad was in the mall and he saw this pant he liked so first what he does is check the price he dosent fricken care about trying it on he just look at the pant if its over 20$ then he says forget it but sense he likeas it alot he tried it on he said let me debate and see what i can get so he talked to the manager an debated for a few hours and then he came out of the store and i said how much did you save and my dad said i saved 50 cents i saved big time and i said what the hell man

  23. 0:32 look at that indian guy rubbing his wet fingers to sanitarise for free. He is a living example in just 3 sec.

  24. He's just making jokes on India and insulting them in front of foreigners! that's the reason why other people still hate Indians

  25. Indian people use hindi language for their mother tongue …man can you even spoke one word, can you even try it…but Indian people can speak what you called your mother tongue(english) and they can understand as well…do you even understand hindi…Man English people are useless they can only spoke one language…so you people should look up other countries…well you bullied about their accent man,if they were born and raised in America they will surely spoke like you….can you even speak my language cause you only learn one language…we can speak our language uff one extra english of course…๐Ÿ–•

  26. Mother f*** you are talking about growth of India which is stolen money from this country and well infrastructure done from British

  27. You are right.few jealous indians bastards dont accept the fact but are expert in arguing and imagining that they themselves are great esp LOOSERS esp those who misuse technology

  28. Hey there a** I dare u to do this same in Indian stage with same words …I don't think u will be going back to ur nation in single peice….as u landed….

  29. You forgot that India is the 2nd largest market for international mobile companies + we pay there salary too, You dumbass MF!

  30. Fun fact, we are so cheap that ISRO gets through successfully without getting funds from other country with India employee and also parts of rocket was earlier carried by bicycle(that's passion) , i wonder what will happen to NASA if it wasn't for we indians ๐Ÿค” My cheap Indian heart is living proudly. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  31. Russell, you could do another standup on how butthurt Indians are, just look at the comments section right now๐Ÿ˜‚ Only some Indians can take a simple joke, mujhe fark Nahi parta๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž

  32. I spend money very sensibly, because it's hard earned , no shame in admitting that๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Call me kanjus left , right and centre but I am content. No point in blind spendthrifting ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.

  33. Anyone who has to bootstrap themselves is cheap. Its a requirement! Indians just has excellent ettiquete when they do it lol

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