Jimmy’s Goodbye Super Tuesday Candidates Tribute

-Guys, today is Super Tuesday. It’s such an important day
for our country. That’s right — Millions of
Americans went into the polls, stepped into a voting booth,
and went, “Eh, I guess.” Actually, people
were pumped for today. Democrats haven’t been
this excited since the 800 times President Trump was almost
removed from office. That’s right.
Today was Super Tuesday. 14 states voted, and over 1,300
delegates were up for grabs. And good news —
Once Super Tuesday is over, there’s only eight more months
until the election. No! That’s right — It was
the election’s biggest day yet, with primaries in 14 states. 14 states.
Bernie Sanders was like, “I remember when the whole
country only had 13.” [ Laughter ] Joe Biden went into today
with a lot of momentum. Usually when someone his age
has momentum, it’s ’cause the brakes on their
Jazzy went out on a hill. [ Laughter ] That’s right.
Biden is surging. Last night, he had big events where he brought out
Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar,
and Beto O’Rourke. It was basically Coachella
for CNN. [ Laughter ] I’m glad Biden
is having a resurgence. But I’m still a little worried. Today he walked into
a voting booth, closed the curtain,
and two minutes later, he yelled, “How do you
flush this thing?” Bernie Sanders drove a Subaru
to the polls to cast his vote. Meanwhile, Mike Bloomberg
went around in an Uber driven by Bill de Blasio. [ Laughter ] Today was Super Tuesday, and millions of Americans
went to the polls. On their way out,
a lot of them got a sticker that said, “I voted.” Yeah, but this year,
there were actually a bunch of stickers
to choose from. I’ll show you what I mean. For instance, this sticker said, “I voted so I could show up late
for work.” This one said,
“I voted for Bloomberg, and the voting machine
spit out $100.” -Wow.
-Wow. Cool. [ Applause ] Next, there’s,
“I voted for Bernie, and the voting machine
spit out hot soup.” Pshhh! Finally, this one said,
“I wrote in Obama, and I don’t care if it’s Barack,
Michelle, or Bo.” [ Cheers and applause ] I don’t care. Today was Super Tuesday. And with so much riding
on tonight’s results, I thought it would fun to take
a look at how we got here. Check it out. -Breaking news. Klobuchar and Buttigieg
dropped out. Although he won in Iowa,
I guess it doesn’t count. Bernie, Warren, Biden, Bloomberg
very much alive. -♪ Over 20 candidates,
and now there’s only five ♪ -But here’s the deal.
-Important work must begin. -An important fight
of our lives. -Just important that I win. -♪ We’re looking for a miracle
to change every way ♪ ♪ Super Tuesday ♪ -Super Tuesday.
-Super Tuesday. -Super Tuesday.
-Super Tuesday. -♪ Minnesota, Oklahoma,
Alabama, Arkansas ♪ ♪ Tennessee, North Carolina,
Colorado, and Utah ♪ ♪ California, Massachusetts,
Maine, Virginia, and Vermont ♪ ♪ Texas and Samoa
and all the Democrats abroad ♪ -Every vote matters. -Tomorrow’s
Super Thur– Tuesday. [ Cheers and applause ] -And finally, there’s just a few
candidates left standing. So right now The Roots and I
want to take a moment to officially say goodbye
to all the candidates who didn’t make it this far. “Goodbye, Super Tuesday.” ♪ They would always say
where they came from ♪ -Well, I’m from Jersey. -Welcome to South Bend. -♪ Now it doesn’t matter ♪ ♪ ‘Cause they’re gone ♪ -I am announcing I am suspending
my campaign for president. -♪ When your polls were high ♪ -We will win. -♪ Or asking,
“Who’s this guy?” ♪ -I’m Tom Steyer. -♪ No one knows ♪ ♪ They come and go ♪ ♪ Goodbye, Super Tuesday ♪ ♪ The race goes on
but without you ♪ ♪ Maybe you’ll be picked
for VP ♪ ♪ Till then, we will miss you ♪ ♪ Don’t ask yourself,
“Why’d no one vote for me?” ♪ -I know we can do it
because I’ve done it. -♪ Could have told you
that’s the way it would be ♪ -In the polls, Mayor de Blasio
was hovering around zero. -♪ Your ideas were wack ♪ -I’m going to harness love. -♪ You tried lots of snacks ♪ ♪ It’s how it goes ♪ ♪ You didn’t get a rose ♪ ♪ Goodbye, Super Tuesday ♪ ♪ The race goes on
but without you ♪ ♪ Maybe you’ll be picked
for VP ♪ ♪ Till then we will miss you ♪ We have a great show.

78 Replies to “Jimmy’s Goodbye Super Tuesday Candidates Tribute”

  1. “Don’t lie who watching while reading comments 🌞🌏”

    *pewdiepie Commented on my latest video I’m literally crying and shaking *😝😭

  2. What a talented man. This was totally awesome. I enjoy watching and this video is one of the many reasons why. Thanks for the comedy and inserting wonderful songs of yesteryear and the memories.

  3. Tomorrow is super Thurs. .. er Tuesday?
    And they wanted us to worry about Bernie's health!

    All men and women are created equal, by , you know the thing!

  4. If #Bernie2020 loses the nomination, I’ll vote #Trump2020 in the General Election. If #Biden2020 is nominated I’ll vote for the greater of two evils. Time to burn the #DNC. Speeding up the corruption and decay of democracy will speed up the revolution to freedom. It’s Bernie or #DemExit

    They wanted Hillary and we gave them trump. If they want Biden, we will give them trump.

    The Revolution has now begun, choose your side in history very carefully.

    And #ElizabethWarren you’re a traitor to all progressives, you are on notice #FuckElizabethWarren

  5. I dont understand nothing…
    Mabe why I dont speak English.. do you can to legend the videos? Thanks! Haha

  6. Had Bloomberg given $50 for every vote, he would have secured 10 million votes for the $500M he spent lol.

  7. It's clear that some Americans are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. Where they're deciding to embrace their captors by voting for Someone like Biden. They won't hurt you if you just allow them to Do what they want. Similar to Trump way too close.

  8. I dare corporate media to talk about the voter suppression That's currently going on all over the country by the GOP. But like cowards they'll wait till after The new president is in office.

  9. Hey Trump, the do nothing Democrats that you always talk about didn't cut funding for Medicare and the CDC that we need to protect us which is also National Security. Oh, you did. Time to invest in plastic if you're in the stock market Syringes and body bags are expensive.. That way Trump won't feel so bad. That's all he cares about anyway money over people

  10. "although BERNIE won in iowa, i guess it doesn't count"
    #shadowapp #cointoss #petethecheat #dropsoutbeforesupertuesday

  11. Nobody gave a shit about Bloomberg. He spent a bunch of money, and now he's in the top 5?

  12. How about 'Reverse Survivor', where instead of voting people OFF the island you vote to have them put ON the island instead?… In which case, my sticker would say 'Survivor: Riker's Island, I voted for Trump*! 😁

  13. The only thing bright about the future is the fact that this next president will be the LAST baby boomer and the end of their selfish leadership. $23 trillion in debt on their watch, environmental problems unchecked, corporate greed unchecked. Yeah, Nice work. Hug your grandpa, don't vote for him!

  14. He doesn't know what day it is, he doesn't know what state he's in, he doesn't know who he's talking to…..and he's more electable than Bernie???? BULLSHIT. Hope you enjoy 4 more years of trump.

  15. This proves that Jimmy is a sub-par monologist (I could read the cue cards just about as well) but he has a great staff that can spin up really clever SNL-like bits and Jimmy can perform them well. I think he should drop the monologue and focus on his strengths.

  16. And now Jimmy is happy because he doesn't have to do 25 impressions of 25 condidates anymore, he only gonna focus on five impressions on his jokes.

  17. Nice to hear a few jokes about Dems… Hollywood can’t shut up cracking jokes about Trump.. (even though he is the best president in my lifetime)

  18. 😱😱😱😱 I just clicked like and it went from 1K to 1.1K! First time I’ve ever done that!☺️☺️

  19. There was a video on youtube that was taken down in minutes. It was about a guy calling on Mike Pence to come to his father inlaws if it so safe. It was serous now it's gone. Their censoring the truth their censoring the people! Why?!?

  20. At first I thought it was a scam but after he sent me $3216 to pay my bills and debt

  21. Jimmy's singing performance was good.At the end of the day the Democrats just don't have what it takes to beat Trump.You can't buy personality and charisma.

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