You know, we cover a lot
of stories from this desk, but sometimes,
to get the real (bleep), you have to hit the streets. And nobody’s more street
than Jordan Klepper. Check it out. Who says news has to be cold
and on your screen? I say it’s warm
and on your face. The real news is on the streets,
and it sounds like this. Ba-ba, ba-ba. This is Jordan Klepper
Fingers the Pulse. ♪ ♪ (pulse beats rhythmically) This past summer,
Trump flag wavers spouted a lot of theories
about Hillary Clinton’s health. We see the coughing fits. She’s had, it seems like,
a number of blood clots. TV REPORTER: What on earth
could be the reason behind Hillary Clinton’s
bizarre behavior? Look, it almost seems
seizure-esque to me. Turns out,
they were sort of right. We’re now learning she’s been
diagnosed with pneumonia. If the crackpots halfway nailed
one theory, maybe their truth fingers
were in deeper than mine. I had to find out. I headed to Trump rallies
in the crucial swing states of Ohio and Wisconsin, to discover what
his supporters know. that the rest of us don’t. Do you think it’s worse
than pneumonia? Uh, the way she looks, yes. So what do you think’s going on? It could be Parkinson’s. It could be MS. It could be AIDS. What makes you think
she has AIDS? Uh, the way her, uh,
husband used to be. -So you think Bill had AIDS?
-Yes. So how did Bill Clinton
get AIDS? Probably messing around with,
uh, Magic Johnson. That’s the natural conclusion? -Yes.
-Interesting. The Clintons and Magic Johnson. What else do they know? They were saying there was like
a double of her. -Do you think there was
a Hillary Clinton double? -Yeah. I think anything’s possible
when it comes to doubles. Wow.
A Clinton double. Who knew? So, I printed out
two identical photos to see if they could see
what we couldn’t. Which one’s the body double? I’d say that one. What is it about this one
that makes you think it’s not Hillary Clinton? -That little thing on her cheek
is very obvious. -This one. And the scarring,
or whatever this is down on her throat is different. They look a ton alike, right? This looks a little bit younger. -You think this looks younger?
-Yeah. But don’t you think if you just
look at something for long enough, and you kind
of have a paranoid mind, eventually,
you’ll find a difference -to make a big deal of it.
-Yeah, I think something like that’s possible.
Yeah. Which one are you more
attracted to? -This one.
-That one. Yeah. Uncovering Hillary’s doubles
is one thing, but what could they tell us about our current
Commander in Chief? Barack Obama is a Muslim,
he’s a terrorist. Nobody will ever
tell me different. We don’t even know if he’s
a citizen. Yeah, if-if you don’t look
at the birth certificate, -there’s almost
no evidence there. -Exactly. So, there’s nothing
Barack Obama could do to prove that he was born here? Uh, if there was, maybe, witnesses that were attendants
at his birth. Like his mother?
You would listen to his mother? No, no, no.
She has motivation to lie. So you don’t trust, uh, Donald Trump’s
birth certificate either. Uh, yeah,
because he’s been here forever. Well, how do you know?
But how do… what’s your proof? Um, well, his parents, and… But, no, but they…
they’re biased. I’m talking about like people
who could be in the room. Why would they be biased? -Well, like… I’m just using
your logic against you. -Okay. He acts like a Muslim,
he talks like a Muslim. Uh, he also
does the, uh, Muslim principles as far as jewelry is concerned. -Jewelry?
-Yeah, jewelry. Certain months of the year,
not wearing his wedding ring. That’s some…
that’s-that’s a deep cut. Do you want me to connect your
necklace to your Christianity? Why would you do that? Well, you just taught me it. I didn’t even know people were
connecting jewelry to religion. -Uh, Muslims don’t wear…
-Is that a Jew watch? And one of the most unbelievable
discoveries yet. -Barack Obama had a big part
of 9/11. -Which part? Not being around,
always on vacation, -never in the office.
-Why do you think Barack Obama wasn’t in the Oval Office
on 9/11? That I don’t know. I’d like to get
to the bottom of that. KLEPPER:
Wow. Mind blown. They also had new truths
about the media cover-up of Trump’s surging popularity. I don’t think the media
really portrays all the African-Americans
that support Donald Trump. -That’s what I think.
-Really? So… what should we be portraying? Where are these
African-Americans? Um… KLEPPER: When you literally
look out across the 400, 500 people here, we don’t see any. They’ll wave. Wave, white people! Yeah! It’s like a Dave Mathews
concert. Except Dave Matthews actually has
African-Americans in his band. Tell me when you see somebody
who is not white. Here, right here.
Thank you, brother. Donald Trump don’t even know
how much a loaf of bread or a dozen eggs cost. So you don’t… you don’t even
support Donald Trump? No. Okay, so he didn’t work. Turns out they got one wrong. But the rest of their theories can be backed up
with ironclad sources. And what’s your source? Um, just Facebook or Twitter.
I mean, I don’t… -Everything, and I…
-So you’ll look at, like, facts -and (bleep) and you’ll
put it all together. -Exactly. So, outside of having no proof,
what proof do you have? -I don’t have any.
-Don’t have proof. -My opinion.
-Your opinion. Do I have proof? No.
Do I have articles? No. But your mind is made up
without any information. My mind is made up.