Josh Blue Comedian


WORLD. HE’S NOW IN TOWN FOR SOME SHOWS AT THE PUNCH LINE THIS WEEKEND. HE JOINS US IN THE STUDIO FRESH AFTER HIS SHOW AT THE FCC YESTERDAY. IT WAS YESTERDAY. WHAT A DREAM JOB THAT WAS. YOU’RE KIDDING RIGHT. NO. BUT 48 MEMBERS OF THE FCC. TALK ABOUT A GROUP THAT DOES NOT KNOW HUMOR. DID THEY ASK ABOUT US? DID THEY BRING US UP BECAUSE WE GET IN TROUBLE THERE. GOOD DAY SACRAMENTO REALLY, YOU’RE ON THEIR LIST. SO BE CAREFUL. WE HAVE HEARD. WE HAVE HEARD. AND HAVING ME ON HERE IS REALLY RISKING IT. I LOVE IT. SO YOUR NAME IS JOSH BLUE. YES. DO YOU EVER PLAY BLUE IN THE CLUBS? NOT THE FCC ONE. NO I’M NOT NOTORIUSLY DIRTY COMIC. I USE A CURSE WORD HERE AND THERE BUT IT’S MORE OF A CONDIMENT TO THE MEAL AS OPPOSED TO THE MEAL. IT’S A CONDIMENT. YOU’RE BACK AT THE PUNCH LINE THE NEXT COUPLE OF NIGHTS RIGHT. TWO NIGHTS, TWO SHOWS EACH NIGHT. IT’S GREAT TO BE BACK. ONE OF MY FAVORITE CLUBS HAVE BEEN COMING HERE OVER A DECADE NOW. INSANE TO THINK OF. IF YOU’VE EVER BEEN TOT PUNCH LINE YOU KNOW IT’S THE CREEPIEST HALLWAY IN SHOW BIZ. WHY IS THAT? HAVE YOU NOT BEEN THERE. NOT TO THAT PART THAT YOU SPEAK OF I GUESS. TO GET THERE YOU HAVE TO WALK THIS HALLWAY AND BY THE TIME YOU MAKE YOUR FIRST TURN IN THE HALLWAY YOU’RE LIKE THIS CAN’T BE THE PLACE. THEY’RE SETTING ME UP HERE. IT’S A SET UP. JUST WHEN YOU START GETTING GOOSE BUMPS YOU’RE ALMOST THERE. YOU’RE ALMOST THERE. YOU’RE ALMOST THERE. ARE YOU STILL DOING 200 SHOWS A YEAR. I AM. BECAUSE YOU’RE A DAD MAN. YOU HAVE STUFF GOING ON. HOW DO YOU SURVIVE? I GO FROM BEING A ROCK STAR COMEDIAN TO FULL TIME DAD. WHICH MY KIDS DON’T CARE. THEY DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU DO. DADDY GOT A STANDING OVATION LAST NIGHT. WE DON’T CARE, MAKE ME EGGS. WHAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS REQUEST YOUR KIDS HAVE GAVE YOU? IN LIFE? I CREATED TWO PEOPLE WITH VERY SICK SENSE OF HUMOR. MY DAUGHTER IS, I DON’T EVERYONE KNOW — EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY IT. I HAVE CEREBRAL PALSY, I LIKE TO MENTION THAT EARLY ON IN THE INTERVIEW BECAUSE OTHERWISE PEOPLE WILL SAY, THEY HAVE THIS GUY THAT IS TOTALLY WASTED. SO MY DAUGHTER FIGURED OUT THAT PEOPLE WITH CEREBRAL PALSY HAVE A SLOW REFLEX. SO SHE LIKES TO HIDE AND WAIT FOR GROGGY DADDY TO COME DOWN THE STAIRS. WOW. HOW OLD IS SHE? SHE’S NINE. NINE? SHE STARTED THIS WHEN SHE WAS FOUR. AND YOU SAID YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN? YES, OLDER BROTHER USUALLY REPRIMANDS HIS YOUNGER SISTER FOR SCARING DADDY. I FEEL LIKE WE ENTERED FAMILY THERAPY. BRING THEM IN. SO YOU’RE PERFORMING AT THE COMEDY CLUB DOWN THE SCARY HALLWAY. YES PAST THE MATTRESSES. I’VE BEEN DYING TO MEET YOU OVER THE YEARS. DON’T DIE, MAN.

One Reply to “Josh Blue Comedian”

  1. 👍Great Comedy by a Great Guy!🌈🌞✌️💙🌼 🌱Humble, kind, intelligent, loving dad…& oh yeh, funny as funk!!😂😅😆🤣🤭

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