Key & Peele – Shady Landlord


– THAT’S TRUE. [pounding at door] – IT’S YOUR LANDLORD!
[pounding continues] – HEY, DEVON. – HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? HOW YOU DOING?
YEAH. JUST, UH, STOPPING BY. JUST WANTED TO CHECK UP
ON EVERYTHING. – OKAY.
– YEAH–AHA! YOU IN HERE,
YOU LITTLE MOTHER[bleep]? NOPE. CLOSET LOOK GOOD. DOOR IS STRONG. SO Y’ALL SETTLING IN?
– YEAH. WE’VE BEEN LIVING HERE
A YEAR AND A HALF, SO WE HAVE. – SO, UH, HOW ARE THESE
CUPBOARDS WORKING OUT FOR YOU? MAN, NOBODY IN HERE… BESIDES YOUR STUFF,
WHICH LOOKS GOOD. – THANK YOU. – COMPLETELY UNRELATED– HAVE Y’ALL SEEN A 4’11” DUDE
WITH A PURPLE BEARD UP IN HERE? – NO. NO. NO, NO ONE’S IN HERE… PROBABLY BECAUSE WE LOCK
THE DOOR. – OH, HE GOT THE BODY
LIKE A RAT. HE CAN JUST SQUEEZE
THROUGH THE VENTS. – YEAH. SO YOU THINK SOMEBODY’S HIDING
IN MY APARTMENT? – NO. I TOLD YOU– IT’S JUST A SOCIAL CALL. I MEAN, WHY WOULD GERALD BE
IN HERE, ANYWAY? – GERALD. THERE IS A MAN
WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD IN MY APARTMENT? – HELL, NO! WHY?
DID YOU SEE HIM? HE ABOUT 4’9″,
GOT A PURPLE BEARD. – YEAH. – HEY, BABY–
– [screams maniacally] – [screams]
– UGH! THIS IS–AGH! [grunts] OH.
[laughs] HEY, BABY GIRL. YOU AIN’T GERALD.
[snickers] OH, BY THE BY, HAVE YOU SEEN
A 4’5″ PURPLE BEARD? – BABY… – DEVON, WHAT’S GOING ON? – OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I’M GONNA LEVEL WITH ALL Y’ALL. THERE IS A 4’3″ [bleep]
WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING. – WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING
SMALLER EVERY TIME YOU MENTION HIM? – SERIOUSLY? ‘CAUSE I DIDN’T WANT
TO ALARM Y’ALL. HE IS DISTURBINGLY SMALL,
REALLY. HE A GOOD GUY. HE SMOKE ROCK, THOUGH. I MEAN, HE’LL DO ANYTHING
TO GET MONEY FOR CRACK. ANYTHING. – OKAY. – I MEAN ANYTHING. – I GET IT. – HE WILL MURDER YOU. – WELL, WE CERTAINLY HOPE
YOU FIND HIM. – OH, I’M GONNA FIND HIM. DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT, ‘CAUSE I’M GONNA LOOK LOW, AND THEN
I’M GONNA LOOK HIGH. [grunting] – [screams] [both screaming] – GERALD,
YOU TINY LITTLE BITCH! SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE,
Y’ALL. GERALD, WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON YOU, YOU GONNA BE 2’3″!

100 Replies to “Key & Peele – Shady Landlord”

  1. Even tho peele went on to create genius movies we also have to recognize his partner to which all skits wouldnt make ANY SCENE.. Peanut butter to his jelly he is key to the skits..GET IT KEY 😂🎓

  2. Nobody:

    Purple bearded midget crackhead:
    Stabbed 10 times and runs off, but not before making sure that you're even more terrified despite knowing he was hiding undetected on the ceiling.

  3. This felt like a movie. No one mentions the production values here, lol. Seriously, I think this sketch could have been turned into a movie. They show serious character acting skills here and they're great characters.

  4. I know I am years late but why does the landlord look like the late Chuck Brown from DC's go-go music era!! 😭😂😂

  5. The man has a Jerri curl, satin from head to toe, and gator shoes. This Jeromie-rome's (AKA Playa from the Himalaya's) cousin, A pimp named Slickback.

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