Key & Peele – White Zombies


[ominous music] – [breathing heavily]
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT’S
CLOSE BY–WE’LL BE SAFE THERE. – OKAY.
– STAY CLOSE. – [blows air]
– I’LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE. – [snarling] all: [screaming] [screaming and whimpering] – OH, MY GOD!
– OH, MY GOD! – THEY GOT BRAD!
– [whimpers] – THEY GOT BRAD!
THEY GOT BRAD! – HEY, THEY DIDN’T GET US!
THEY DIDN’T GET US! – [whimpers]
– OKAY? WE’RE STILL ALIVE. – YEAH, RIGHT.
– KEEP IT TOGETHER. – YEAH, OKAY.
– WE GOTTA MAKE IT TO THAT SHERIFF’S STATION.
– RIGHT. OH, MY GOD. – [gasps] – [screaming] – WE GOTTA GO THROUGH ‘EM.
JUST STAY TOGETHER, KEEP MOVING,
AND DON’T GET BIT. GO! – [whimpering] – ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
– YEAH, WHAT IS UP? – ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO.
LET’S GO. – THIS IS
SOME CRAZY [bleep]. IT’S–WHAT? – UM– – OH.
– AIN’T THAT SOME [bleep]? – THESE ARE SOME RACIST
MOTHER-[bleep] ZOMBIES! – WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
LOCK THE DOOR? I MEAN, THE WINDOW’S BROKEN,
AND– – [gasps]
– OKAY. – OH! OH, HELL, NO. – THAT’S–
– NO, NO, NO. OH, COME ON! – WHAT IS THAT? – THEY SERIOUSLY
WOULDN’T LET HER EAT US. – THAT’S–
– HEY, GUYS. ISN’T THIS GREAT? THESE RACIST ZOMBIES
ARE LEAVING US ALONE. COME ON,
WE’RE HAVING A PARTY. [funk music] – THE BEER IS HERE! [cheering] AND LOOK WHO I BROUGHT.
COME ON, MAN. [cheering] [ominous music] ♪

100 Replies to “Key & Peele – White Zombies”

  1. Well, going by Return Of The Living dead standards, the zombies want to eat brains, so this actually makes perfect sense..

  2. There was a stupid commercial that I couldnโ€™t skip before the vid where some Nigress is crying about her She-Shed. Apparently fire isnโ€™t wayciss.

  3. If the zombie apocalypse happens. I will do my part in ensuring the zombie horde is as diverse as possible, population percentages be damned. Only then can we be truely equal in undeath.

  4. Never ever watched Mad TV I'm not sure if I even knew it existed back then. But dang that was 2012, that was a beautiful reference on what the 1800's were like and the early to mid 1900's and now it's 2019 and there is not much difference except now we have the internet and people still pretend not to see or know that people think and feel this way. Genius shit here folks

  5. reverse racism.. as a "white" human.. i couldnt even think of a feasible reason to do a skit like this.. these guys are awesome humor that tickles my intellect.. but seeing that ignorance is breeding off this is killin the humor of it.. id like to think the joke about this skit is racist zombies.. they could have "dead only" water fountains and restrooms.. whats pathetic is this joke is actually being used to keep racism going.. i guess the "us" is supposed to refer to "black" humans? Weve worked together to progress from slavery to our first black president, the only racism left is ignorant little pockets of racists.. i support equal rights for all.. not black priveledge. Native Americans need our help, they are literally still being oppressed by this "government". btw, if we dont get off our azzes as one people against this administration of satanicwhiteelitists.. humans will become slaves

  6. Lmao WHATS THE PROBLEM thatโ€™s the best thing to ever happen for real though!!

    Iโ€™ll like this ending donโ€™t have to worry about zombies eating me ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  7. At the end one of the zombies should have attacked them partying, and then Key or Peele thank him/her for not being an asshole

  8. first of all, i wanna know whats the name of the virus that only affects white people… for research purposes- uhh, i mean for porn

  9. Racist White zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    ใ€‹They don't eat black people ๐Ÿ˜‚
    ใ€‹If u are black u are safe ยฐโ€ขยฐhalorios

  10. Kevin Sorbo, in between his days as a barely-acceptable sci-fi/fantasy actor & his glory days as a "hunk" of right-wing "Christian" cinema.

  11. I love hercules thank you key and peele very lovely๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

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