This is the Manifesto of Mother Brainfart. In Vulvulon, a system of interplanetary planets There were two races of humanoidians The Bitchy Dancers and The Mucusheads On the first day of the festival the bleeding disco ball Queen Cornerface decreed “From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs.” The Bitchy Dancers protested, saying “Wait, which Madonna songs?” The mucusheads said nothing, because they were Mucusheads. Thus began the dance war. Now watch this unrelated video. It doesn’t matter if you make doo, or make doo-doo Excuse me, sorry, excuse me Just turn the music up, ’cause I’ve got words to say. gravy My momma told me when you write a song, you don’t have to be original. Just mash up parts of other melodies Like “Express Yourself” and “Waterfalls” hey hey hey If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim that it’s just an homage. Then make avideo with whips and chains. It’s a kooky sci-fi gay pride collage I’m running out of ideas My dresses made of tortillas I’m on my last leg baby, I’ve got nothing to say. I’m on a hamster wheel So I’ll beg borrow and steal. Now I’m grasping at straws What if I bang Santa Clause. When you don’t know what to say, Just display more T&A Check out my butt whileI walk away Everyone is super gay gay gay gay gay everyday Hey, wait did I mention that I’m down with gays Don’t be a rainbow, be a flag. Don’t drink the tea, just lick the bag. Don’t be a shovel, be a hoe. Goddamn, my voice is really low. I just don’t know what to do anymore, what if I roll around with goo on the floor? Ew. This feels disgusting and it’s really cold, sometimes it’s hard to be an attention whore. Look mum, no pants. I have to cheer up a skeleton Cause I’ve convinced him to rip off his skin. It’s hard to tell if he’s still mad at me, because when he frowns it looks like a grin. Don’t go for second best. Wait, wait, that’s the song that I’ve ripped off, maybe I am second best. Copy Madonna so much I think I’m losing my touch. I think I’ll just put on my jeans and a GAP sweater vest The only thing left to do Is to just start boring you I’m going to shop at Kohls for some sensable shoes The key of Awesome Hey, everybody, thanks for watching The Key of Awesome Stay tuned for some behind the scenes from this video It’s gonna happen later in the week. And we’re also gonna answer your questions in the comments And you can get an extended version of this song on iTunes. And check out more Key of Awesome video’s right over here. And also check out my new channel. -sh. Nobody wants to hear it, make a tweet about it.