Nikki Glaser Wants A Respectful Gangbang | Netflix Is A Joke


– Listen, I know what I like. I like bondage. I’m into like, getting tied up. I’m into watching girls getting tied up. I don’t… I’ll sell it to you, ladies. If you’re not into it, you’re about to be. Guess what, bondage? Forced laziness. You don’t have to do anything
(audience laughing) to him if you’re tied up.
(audience laughing) I want to jerk you off but
my hands are tied. (audience laughing)
Let me out, let me out. No, no, no, I’m just kidding, it’s fine. Just leave it.
(audience laughing) What are you doing?
(audience laughing) There’s a ball gag in your
mouth, no dick in your head. It’s just very comfortable.
(audience laughing) You make it look like a struggle. You’re like, oh no, ah.
(audience laughing) But, it’s easy breezy man. (audience laughing) They blindfold you, oh my God. Oh no, I can’t see you how am I gonna cum? Easily, thank you for the assist. (audience laughing and clapping) It’s so good.
(audience laughing) But bondage porn there’s- it’s always like in a cellar
with like dripping walls. Or like a warehouse and
she’s just like abandoned. It’s like, can’t she be comfortable? I don’t understand why
there always has to be a guy with a welders mask and a
purpose, like with a stick. Like, can’t it be nicer? But it can’t be, they’re
always mean to her and I’m just like be nice!
(audience laughing) Like she’s invited all these dudes over. You guys- one of you showed up late. There’s nowhere for your dick to go now and so I hate that guy, he’s
always just like where do I go? Where do I go?
(audience laughing) It’s just like, go fill the BRITA, Tony. Why were you late? Like-
(audience laughing) Do something useful. We’re all going to be very
dehydrated after this. (audience laughing) But- (audience laughing) No. (laughing) Then- Then Tony’s just like hitting his dick on her shoulder. As if that’s doing anything
for either of them. And it’s just like, look
inside yourself, Tony. Why were you late? (audience laughing) God! (audience laughing) She’s not like a bison
on the Great Plains. You- You don’t need to use
every single part of her- (audience laughing) -to honor her.
(audience laughing) Gangbangs? Like I love gangbangs, but I’m just looking for
like a respectful gangbang. Like, why not, just a
nice, be nice to her. A respectful gangbang? That
would just be a girl tied up- ummm and guys are doing lots of
things to her down here. And then up here, a guy’s
just brushing her hair and telling her she’s strong. (audience laughing) Respectful.
(audience laughing) It’s all I want. You know what’s frustrating
about masturbating when you’re a woman? It’s that you can’t really
fuck yourself, you know? Like, you can do clit stuff or whatever, but truly having- being penetrated, it’s hard to do to yourself. Like this is- And it’s hard to come from that if you’re like doing a crossfit sequence as you’re like getting tennis elbow. I mean, it’s a lot of
work and I always give up. I’m just like, this is too hard. And that’s why I get so jealous of guys because I’m like (sighs) jerking off is so easy for guys. It’s just this. That’s so, that’s literally, that’s what you do when think-
when you say something is easy. You’re just like, oh well fuck it, bang it out and go to Chipotle man. (audience laughing) Just get the reports done
then we’ll go to the game. Like that’s how easy that is.
(audience laughing) Ugh, I’m jealous, ’cause I like a dick in me. I’m sorry, I like getting stuffed. (audience laughing) I do, it feels good and I’m not gonna apologize for it. I just like, but the problem
is, and people are like, “oh then why don’t you just
go have sex, Nikki? If you want to catch a
dick in, go out and get one.” And it’s like, I would and I used to when I drank, but if you’re sober, you
can’t just have casual sex. I don’t know if anyone here
has had casual sex sober, but like, how did you do that?
(audience laughing) Having casual sex sober, it’s really, it’s a lot more intimate. It’s- ummm- it turns into an
episode of Dawson’s Creek for some reason. A Counting Crows song starts playing. I’m just like, what’s happening? (singing) ‘Around here’ It’s just like, where is that coming from? (audience laughing) This has meaning when it shouldn’t. (lighthearted electronic music)

100 Replies to “Nikki Glaser Wants A Respectful Gangbang | Netflix Is A Joke”

  1. I’ll be honest, I don’t find this funny but it did give me a semi. Good to see women’s comedy is on par with what men were doing 30 years ago though

  2. Watched this netflix performance last night but fell asleep halfway through it. The entire thing was about her sucking guys off and getting banged. Some parts were ok but it just sort of droned on with the same topic the entire time. Perhaps it is just me but got boring after awhile IMO
    On a side note, I hope having sex with her is better than her standup about her having sex.

  3. I don't think I'd want to take part in a gangbang with several other men and woman. I'd want her all to myself.
    It'd be ok if it were me and several women though, bc that's different lol

  4. Tried to watch the special with an open mind…another female hack who does the crude sex bit and has nothing to offer comedy.

  5. Once again; proving right the stereotype that female comedians joke mainly about sex! Not much creativity really….

  6. Actually funny….it's very rare for a female to do standup and talk about hardcore sex like she did….. actually better than Amy Schumer.

  7. I first saw her on an episode of Rogan’s podcast. She’s actually pretty funny, and her personality is really charming.

  8. Who was it that said women aren’t funny? This chick proves that guy right. All these chicks just do slut jokes all day, just like chuck schumer’s daughter. I’m not laughing, but i am watching in this case bc shes attractive kinda, and interesting. But definitely not funny. I guess if a chick is going for entertaining, then sure. But definitely not funny.

  9. This Biih a freak do yo thang Nikki but black man ain't bout to tying up no white chicks, not in real life… Nope💯💯💯

  10. An hour straight of this material is overkill. And cringy. If she adds like 3 or more not related topics in there she would of had a good special.

  11. Wonder if female comedians will ever find a different way to try and be funny. Being a wh0re isn't the only card you can play man… it get's so old.

  12. What a girl comedian should stop trying to do is approaching comedy like they are trying so hard to be the opposite of the male comedians. It's not good comedy when all you do is try and force feed us the female perspective and all you have are sexual one liners. That has already been done! The jokes are way too forced and they come off as a cheap version. It's like watching the last Ghostbusters…like okay we get it but this is stupid 🤭🤭 Look at Ellen she's awesome 👍

  13. A lot of these girl comics aren't really funny. They're just outrageous. It seems to me that these days chicks are considered funny if they talk bluntly about sex. Talk about lower standerds.

  14. "Take those two dicks up your ass, you equally equal (just as good but not as bad) male equivalent!!" -Respectful Gangbanger

  15. Lol. Why do I torture myself? I literally had to shut this off less than halfway through. Being hideously unattractive and more than likely never going to get laid again, means not being able to listen to Nikki Glaser.

  16. this chick has issues, never heard anything more cringy. watched her new special and she thinks describing weird sexual kinks is comedy without actually telling jokes. I felt like her therapist

  17. Gf saw this made me try bondage on her…the way I did it might be wrong coz I feel like I should go to jail for abuse…but she loved it just just minor rope burns she said no bigdeal

  18. Oh a Nikki Glaser clip. Can't wait to go to the comment section and find out what people think of Amy Schumer for some reason.

  19. Respectful gangbang!!!

    You know I’m wondering if that’s something women would actually consider trying at least once in their lives.

    I saw a YouTube vid “woodrocket” — some name!!, where the producer asked a number of 20 something porn actresses if they’d done gangbang (s). Out of10 4 said they’d enjoyed them cause it was controlled with someone always overseeing it to make sure the guys didn’t get out of control and that she never got overwhelmed by it and if she said no to something everyone respected it. —not every porn gangbang is like that. But it sounds like what Nikki is alluding too

  20. 'I like getting stuffed. Just one of you stroke my hair & tell me I'm strong.' – Most honest humor I've heard in awhile 😉

  21. dirty disgusting hypocritical trollop
    Amazing how the "woke" culture can support such massive degeneracy nonstop
    their deviancy must be put to an end

  22. Y’all love saying “women aren’t funny” and “she’s funny for a woman” but FYI all comedy is just about what you relate to. As a gay man, I almost never find straight men funny and normally only watch them if I think they’re hot. Does that mean straight men aren’t funny?

  23. I have always liked her better than Schumer, they were on a show together called women that kill years ago. I thought they had similar styles then realized Amy steals peoples jokes and styles

  24. Any1 notice that female comedy is Just all about sex or how nasty they or their genitals are or can be, or the very ocasional "Orange man bad"? This one wasnt so bad…but they all the same skit but with diferent variations…can some1 send me a link do a female comedian that does not do that? I would Like to find a good female comedian that Just talks normal everyday shit Like chappele, bill burr, that old dude that died a few years ago and etc?

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