Not Safe With Nikki Glaser – Comedians do Porn with Moshe Kasher [Mature Audience]


– We are gonna try to,
like, sneak some messages in about women’s right,
you love women. – I love women, I love rights, I, mixing them up, we’ll
see what happens today. – Let’s get started. – Okay, Jake, go
ahead and walk in, Miss Benz, I’m Dr. Dong. – Miss Benz, I’m Dr. Dong. – Dong? Is that French? – Is that French? – No, it’s Korean. – No, it’s Korean. – [Glasses Guy] I was adopted. – I was adopted,
and raised in Seoul. – I do a monthly exam– – On my titties. – [Nikki] But I
could use some help. – But I could use some help. – [Glasses Guy] Miss
Benz, this is a hospital. – Miss Benz, this is a hospital. – We don’t call
them titties here. We don’t call them titties
here, they are ba-zoingas. – [Nikki] What’s this?
– What’s this? – [Glasses Guy] That’s a uh–
– [Doctor] That’s a uh– – Titty listener.
– [Doctor] Titty listener. – What are they saying? – What are they saying? – Hold on, let me
translate from the Korean. – Hold on, let me
translate from the Korean. Believe it or not, they’re
saying “ah-ooh-ga!” (laughing) – Push her down like you’re
gonna start eating her pussy. Just another day at the office. – This is the best meal you’ll
ever have at this hospital. – This is the best meal you’ll
ever have at this hospital. – Actually, you’re wrong. – Actually, you’re wrong. We do a really good
Salisbury steak here. (moaning) – I want you to leave me messier than your handwriting
on a prescription. – I want you to leave me messier than your handwriting
on a prescription. – That’s a classic doctor joke. – That’s a classic doctor joke. (moaning) – This is a blow job. – This is a blow job. (moaning) ♪ Blow jobs, blow jobs ♪ It’s the funnest thing to do ♪ Blow jobs, blow jobs ♪ It’s the funnest thing to do ♪ If I had my wish I would ♪ Give a blow job ♪ Every single day ♪ Well it’s your lucky day ♪ Because I happen to be a genie ♪ Imma grant your wish
of allowing you to ♪ Daily suck my peeny ♪ – Yes! – It’s a whole new world! – It’s a whole new world! – I feel like Aladdin. – I feel like Aladdin. – And I’m not Jafar
from blowing my load. – And I’m not Jafar
from blowing my load. (laughing) – Yes. – I’m gonna finish
inside of you. – I’m gonna finish
inside of you. – But on the off chance
that I get pregnant– – Do you perform abortions here? – [Glasses Guy] Yes, but–
– Yes, but– – Since you’re a woman, I have to counsel
you against it– – Then you’re gonna
have to wait 24 hours– – I’m gonna call a pastor– – He’ll get in touch– – Tell you why you’re
wrong for doing it– – And then if you really, really
decide you’re gonna do it– – I will tell everybody
where you live. – I will tell everyone
where you live. – Okay– – Maybe just come
on my tits then? – Okay, so turn around
and accept his deposit. – I consent, I consent! – I consent, I consent! – Nothing’s sexier than
enthusiastic consent. – Nothing’s sexier than
enthusiastic consent. – Oh, I’m about to
shatter the glass ceiling with my load. And do it, shatter that ceiling. (groaning) I’ve never told a
man to come before. (laughing) Or have I?

76 Replies to “Not Safe With Nikki Glaser – Comedians do Porn with Moshe Kasher [Mature Audience]”

  1. Seriously, this is a billion dollar idea. GET COMEDIANS TO WRITE PORN DIALOG. FUCKIN DO IT NOW. TAKE MY MONEY!

  2. This bit should be a show within itself. for years people have been wondering what, where and if we need to create a link between porn and comedy. pornhub or xhamester or any of them should jump on this. and also remember reading my comment if that were to happen.

  3. For a while, I was a bit curious about whether I though sexual comedy was funny, or if I was just perverted, and thus drawn to sexual comedy. Either way, I don't care, this shit is hilarious xD.

  4. no shit these pornstars are either near braindead or they are very good actors. How do you not crack up singing that blowjob song?

  5. the moment they started singing, it wasn't funny anymore. stop hiring cringey millennials to do your skits, Comedy Central.

  6. This is hilarious. I know all the faggot comedy critics on here didn't like it. But they are all dead inside, so they hate everything. Plot twist: It is really themselves that they hate… because they are losers who have wasted their lives hanging out on the internet instead of getting laid.

  7. I'm impressed with the actors professionalism more so than anything else. I wouldn't have made it past "Dr. Dong" without collapsing into a puddle on the floor for 5 minutes, laughing my face into a pulp.. But then again I have the humor of a 12 year old boy..

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