Ozzy Man Reviews: Greatest Drunk Fight Ever

Welcome to fight day. Here we have a young fella struggling with his pants. He really wants to smash old mate But he trips himself up! He manages to get to his feet. And now he mounts a big attack. A series of lightning fast kicks. Unfortunately, he is struggling with the concept of distance. Old mate is like “can ya fuck off home!?” “Stop talking, ya breath bloody stinks.” “Fuck, you need a girlfriend.” Now the young fella manages to connect! And it is GAME ON! He tries another kick but ends up having to ninja roll back to safety. Now he manages to sneak back in and there’s a massive hammer fist! That’s gonna leave a bruise. Some open handed slappy slaps, but he goes down like a sack of shit. A relentless sack of shit however. Old mate grabs him by the scruff of the neck and he goes down again. He needs to try something new so he creates an optical illusion… which causes dizziness and confusion and it fucken worked! Let’s see what these dickheads can do when it comes to wrestling and their ground game. Old mate quickly manages to regain control. Fuck he’s a slippery bastard and he’s never gonna give up that ciggie. Now he’s calling the fellas mother. He’s like “yep, ya son tried to pick a fight with me on the front lawn again.” “The wanker needs a girlfriend, see ya.” She says she’ll try to find him a girlfriend. Anyway, the young fella is allowed up and he’s like “why the fuck did you have to call my mother?”

100 Replies to “Ozzy Man Reviews: Greatest Drunk Fight Ever”

  1. Short buzz cut hair, horizontal stripe shirt, Adidas track suit pants, belligerent drunk…. Does anyone want to guess where these guys are from?

  2. Lol I fucking love Aussies !!! Beer hunting, fishing and random trash fucks fighting- I am sold. I want to emigrate!!!

  3. I love this dude!! Whenever I need a good laugh, this is where I go. Glad I've discovered this channel. πŸ‘

  4. Taller guy with the hat and cig is prob either sober, or barely drank anything, while the shorter bald guy is obviously hammered drunk. The taller guy is obviously not trying to fight most the time, I've been in situations like this before lol. Where some drunk person tries to fight me but falls over and pukes on themselves, while I'm just trying to ignore them cuz they ain't a threat lol.

  5. This is why us sheilas are soooo attracted to men who get drunk! Whooooooor! 😍😍😍😍😍 ……not! πŸ˜…

  6. 0:55
    He creats an optical illusion that causes dizziness and confusion…. It fucking worked
    I was dying laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

  7. "He created an optical illusion which causes dizziness and it worked!" Yeeaahhh!…. That was a genius commentary πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. When I need a good laugh this video and channel never lets me down. If you don't even smile to his reviews you're a boring person.

  9. Have you fellas watched the slap competitions that Ozzy Man reviewed ?

    Imagine of them bears fight against the drunk guy πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  10. Hilarious , you are great , the world need more people like you bringing out the humour , funny side of life in errrr serious situations , i am tearing myself laughing πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚ great mate , from RSA. I. mean errrr , errr , RSA what a bunch of …………. you know what political leader's

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