Predictive Text – Naveen Richard | Stand Up Comedy


I recently discovered something on my phone… A little something… It’s really blowing my mind this technology these days It’s something called Predictive text. Have you guys heard of this? Predictive Predictive text. Wow! It’s annoying? Yeah, well I think sometimes it’s annoying, sometimes it blows my mind! It knows exactly what I’m thinking right? It’s like it’s in my head. It knows what I’m going to say, even before I’m going to say it. Like, I’ll be messaging my girlfriend right? And I’ll be like “I’m… And it will be like “SORRY!” Yeah exactly! Wow!! Wow!! How did you know? You must be really well programmed! Oh no, you’re just a really shitty boyfriend. Oh! Okay okay! Don’t get judgmental on me alright? I shouldn’t have updated you! Alright! And sometime’s though… my phone, it does get annoying, you know? It acts like an over-enthusiastic dumb charades player. You know the dumb charades players always shouting out stuff even before they can hear it. Like you will be trying to suggest something very simple like water fall. And you will be like Okay, two words. Okay. Okay, first word. Okay. Batman Versus Superman: Dawn of Justice!! No, where did that come from? Calm down. That’s the same thing with my phone as well. I’ll be trying to message my roommate. Something simple, right? I want to ask him what he wants for dinner. And I’ll be like… “I’m… And it will be like “Sorry?” I’m like, no, I’m not everyone’s b%@&… just my girlfriends. “I’m.. G… O… Uhh.. G O.. Gonorrhoea, Google, goh goh golfing… good morning, good afternoon gonorrhoea? Is it Google? No, is it Google? I’m like, no, “I’m going” Oh, sorry sorry. Sorry. I’m going. Yeah, okay got it. T… O… T O Tonado, tornado toilet, to-let Tortoise! Tortoise? Tor..tor..tortoise? Tor..tor… Tormentor? I’m like “No!” I’m going “TO”. Okay, I’m sorry. Come on! Just relax! Alright, I’m sorry. O… R… Orangutan! Orange! Orgasm? Orange orgasm Orangutan? I’m like “No, I’m going to ORDER”!! You know what? Screw you! I’m putting you off! No! I’m sorry! No, I’m putting you off. Predictive text. Off! Alright? I don’t need you. I’m going to… O R D E R S… H… S… schezwan schezwan S… H…??? S… Zeswan?? I can’t believe I’m going to do this. Alright, predictive text… On. Okay, “I’m going to order… No, you’ll beat me. Listen I’m… I’m… Sorry? Screw you man!! Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen! You’ve been wonderful! Thank you! Thank you!

100 Replies to “Predictive Text – Naveen Richard | Stand Up Comedy”

  1. I hope u ' receved' the ' parcal' for ' 'shezwan' 'qzine' predictive text off.
    I DNT need it I nailed all the spallings

  2. NoΒ bodyΒ thinkΒ likeΒ thatΒ youΒ putΒ soulΒ inΒ nonΒ livingΒ thingsΒ (iamΒ usingΒ predictiveΒ text).

  3. your expression remained Jim Carrey and facial feature of Tamil actor Surya. Honestly I wasn't listening to what you spoke πŸ˜‚

  4. "I'm not sure if you are the fan of the girls." It's a predictive text see what I have got… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!

  5. Awesome….i never see before concept like this..!πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
    Create your own YouTube channel i promise to give you 2000 subscribers from my side..β€οΈπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚

  6. Airtel more information on this page was last night and I am not sure about the new one, I have a great day out with the new York city, the more I have been a long way to the new year and the last type in your area the. Aur content of the most important to us, and I am a patanjali the the, the only way in a few weeks ago and have a good time in the morning, so you can get the cheapest prices for all your help, I will be in the next few years ago and I am very pleased with this is not the intended for use.

    Oh I was just typing the predicted text πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. Batman v Superman dawn of justice πŸ’“.. love it when a favorite comedian takes the name of one of your fav movies πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

  8. I just started following because SA recommended your channel on Instagram stories :'D You've set big expectations with this piece

  9. I have been watching this so many times over the years and each time it's same fucking hilarious as the first time… Nothing but respect for my most fav comedian…

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