Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: The President’s Memory, Lou Dobb’s Trump Interview

♪♪ -I’m Seth. These are our favorite
jokes of the week. Fox News host, Lou Dobbs,
interviewed President Trump last night and told Trump he is
“one of the most loved and respected Presidents
in history.” I don’t know about that, but he’s definitely
in the top 45. President Trump today claimed
he has a better recollection of his condolence call
to the widow of the soldier than she does, pointing
to his head and saying, “One of the great memories
of all time.” Trump then added,
“If you don’t believe me, ask my wife, Melatonin.” A new poll has found
that 51% of Democrats now have a favorable view of former President
George W. Bush. And that makes sense.
I’d also have a favorable view of the flu if I suddenly found
myself with the plague. A protestor posing as
a journalist threw Russian flags at President Trump as he arrived
at the Capitol today. And this is weird — Trump
signed them and threw them back. Red Lobster announced today
that it will start delivering its food in New York City
through a partnership with Grubhub,
because if there’s one thing that will make
discount seafood even better, it’s 20 minutes
on the back of a bike. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]

16 Replies to “Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: The President’s Memory, Lou Dobb’s Trump Interview”

  1. Multiculturalism is being promoted in every White country on the earth, and ONLY in White countries. The purpose of multiculturalism is to turn every White country into a non-White country. Under international law, that constitutes genocide. Any White person who objects to this is called a racist.
    But White people are now beginning to realize two things:
    That multiculturalism is a codeword for White genocide.
    That anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

  2. I saw an old clip of obama being slam by fox news reporter for poor foreign policy decision but look at their MAN in office now handling foreign policy divorcing and escalating tensions worldwide . No wonder everyone like bush more!

  3. Delivery seafood is how you get out of that afternoon meeting without too many questions. A few sudden surprised looks and a grab at your lower gut, and people don't ask for details.

  4. Late Night sold their asses to the worst Motherfuckers on this planet! immoral Democrats are above the law for tis Late Night Motherfuckers sellouts…

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