Shit White Girls Say…to Black Girls

– Not to be racist but… Not to sound racist, but… Not to sound racist… My Grandma hates collards. Wait, is that racist? Why isn’t there a White
Entertainment Television? The Jews were slaves too. You don’t hear us complaining
about it all the time. Is it like, bad to do black face? Is that still like, a thing? You can say the N word but I can’t? How is that OK? My best friend was black. I mean, she’s still black. And we’re not really friends any more. Oh my God, I’m practically black! Twinsies! Aha! I told you to stop borrowing my lotion. Why is my computer acting so ghetto? This is so ghetto. Ghetto. I’m not really into black guys though. So cute for a black guy, right? That one kinda looks like you… Tenisha, what did you do to my computer? Can I touch it? Okay, I’m already touching it a little. Is this real? Is this all yours? Wait, it’s not real? It is. It is, okay. Sorry. So nappy! Kinda feels like a brillo pad. Oh, did that hurt? Oh, sorry. Sorry. You guys can do so much with your hair. Kinda feels like Cheetos. Hey, do you know a Tyrone Jenkins? He just requested me. I don’t know, he’s black. Girlfriend… Holler… Holler! Sorry girlfriend… He could get it. Sorry, can we turn it down? I don’t really like rap. Boom badoom boom, boom badoom boom bass. You got my heartbeat drummin’ away. I gotta call you back. There’s an Oprah rerun on. I think what I like the most about them, is they’re not like,
stereotypical, like black people. Ya know what I mean? It’s almost like you’re not black. Have you seen the shit black girls say? Kinda racist. (jazzy music)

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