Thank you for releasing me Spyro. Uh, I did what now? Gnasty Gnorc has imprisoned the dragons across the many worlds, you’re our only hope of saving us! Huh? You’re kidding right? Dude i’m tiny! There’s no time to explain! You need to take this (Hold on-) And this (Okay but I-) And these… Just wait a second- AGH! Come on, do I even get a say in this?! *Snrk* No. Off you go! Whats happening? WHO DARES ENTER THE DOMAIN OF GNASTY GNORC?! Huh? YOU! PUNY PRUPLE DRAGON. Yeah, ok apparantly you did something and everyone’s really mad so, listen i’m sure you’re a perfectly reasonable guy so I don’t see why we could put down the ham- Yeah, ok, cool. You know I think I’m getting why no one likes you. I’M GONNA HANG YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL! Oh yeah? Lets see you get a hand of THIS! Huh. Ok. So, how do I get out of here? Huh. Where am I? Woah professor, your portal worked! Its a real dragon! Whats your name young man? I’m going home. Okay… Who brought a dragon into Avalar?! He did it! I’m the professor. I, HATE, Dragons. I hate you more, whats your point? You better listen boy. These lands belong to me. So long as I’m around everyone will bow down to- AGH! WHAT THE- DID YOU JUST- I don’t care, leave me alone. You’re so mean! Gulp! Take me home, I need a band aid! I’ll deal with you later, dragon! I still dont care! Woah, that’s Ripto. He’s the…bad guy! Who’s he and whats wrong with his mouth? This is hunter and we don’t know. I have a disorder! Oh dear, it appears the portal has been completely destroyed. Well, looks like you’re stuck here! You’re going to have to collect all of the things and then defeat Ripto! No. This is extortion. This is bull crap. Please spyro? We dont want to try anything else. So then I said what if we make a skate park? And then he said- Alright, it’s done, I got all the things. Can I go now? Oh no of course not. That would be too easy. Great job Spyro! Ripto’s at the top of this ʳᵉᵈᶦᶜᵘˡᵒᵘˢ ˢᵗᵃᶦʳᶜᵃˢᵉ That no sweat since you can just fly up there! Yeah, totally. You know i’ve been flying all day so… I’m- you know- i’m gonna climb this. You know i’m gonna climb this, rest my wings! Heh, yeah, oh good f***in’ lord. Okay… Are you sure? Cuz there is alot of- YEP, IM GOOD! THANKS! So then he said do you have a helmet, and I said I got like five. And then he said- Yeah, yeah! No mom, I actually took over the place! All by myself, it’s great. Well, no. I’m not gonna kill all of them! No- thats not how you- MOM. You know this is why i didn’t want to call you, you always get like this- OKAY! JEEEEZAH! NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME. Uhhhhh… I have been through ICE. (Okay.) I have been through the OCEAN. (Right.) I’ve spent two hours in a maze with snail elephants looking for a PENCIL! What? I did this because I want to go home. And if I want to go home, YOU have to go AWAY. And why, would I do that? Because now I’m not asking. How about we make a deal? NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT I AM NOT DOING ANOTHER- I promise. Help me with one teensy little thing and I’ll send you back myself! And you’ll never have to deal with any of this, ever again. No, move more to your right! (Okay-) Just grab the ledge! (I’m trying-) I can see it- (I cant get the stupid thing!) Alright- gogogogogo! Kill all the dragons… Here. Ahhh… I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long. Now I can finally destroy everything that- I don’t care, send me back! I’m sure he’ll be back soon. I bet all the gems in the world he- GUESS WHOS HOME! He bailed on us. Woah, this sucks. Oh Spyro! Having- I’m going to the beach. Okay… Another drink Buddy? So, question. Whats your name?