A boy asks his dad, Whats the difference
between potential and realistic? The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family
if theyd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then hed tell him the answer.
The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, A million dollars is a lot of
money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure,
I would! He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, Brad Pitt? Hell ya,
hes the hottest guy ever! Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, A milliondollars? Hell yes I would. I d be rich! When the boy excitedly returns to his dad
with the family s responses, the dad says, Well son, potentially, we have three million
dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.