The Funniest Kids on Got Talent! | Got Talent Global


hello my name is leo lytel I am 15 years old and I’m single I’ve been single let’s see here pretty much my whole life pretty sure it’s because I’m unemployed I live at home with my parents and I don’t have a car these are all big red flag that’s why don’t get much attention on match.com I do however have a lot of success on tinder where I am a buff 28 year old georgetown medical student with a portion of trust but now i’m a teenager’s on in that awkward phase of life i’m kind of a mutant creature part adult parts child but I look back on the early years of childhood fondly you know those good old memories like when you get in the van and turns out the man doesn’t have any candy course nowadays can you won’t cut it we’re in the 21st century you need something like free Wi-Fi . the Annie that’s really all the kid wants anymore speaking from experience. and I want to thank my mom and dad for being so supportive of my comedy my mom helps me book gigs and my dad helps me write my material so I like to think I’m pretty far along in the entertainment industry because I’ve got two things that a lot of people strive to have I have a Jewish writer and my agent of the girls to sleep with you Thank you. I’m really like don’t worry i know what you think in Harry Potter had the nasty quidditch accident you know I can’t stand sorry sorry let me emphasize you know what I can’t stand look on the bright side i’ve never had too cute disney land now just I’m just gonna throw a disclaimer out there if I do get too energetic please stop me I want to keep my benefits otherwise how would I hate the Jacuzzi I’m joking I’m joking it’s a pool they’re always at the cinema seen the new james bond film of the day and then it got me thinking you know maybe i would like to about a girl you know been james bond but obviously i’m a bit inhibited ah Mr Bond I’ve been expecting you no lift but this isn’t the first britain’s got talent event have been too i was actually at live tour in manchester funnily around two years ago and the stuff they couldn’t be more helpful moving people out the wake getting into a seat and then we finally got there the view was just fantastic and we sat down and my sister she tapped me on the shoulder turn around and I’ll never forget this as long as I live she said Jack we are so lucky are disabled you cannot take you anywhere thank you very much I have been jack held goodbye so a lot of people around here know me as a pretty friendly and outgoing kid some means say I’m a little too chidlish have this thing called ADHD if you don’t know what that stands for its attention deficit hyperactive oh hey hey hey man now folks I might be only six but i think i know a thing or two about girls an important thing to know about girls is that they say one thing but always mean another my mom for instance she always tells me to call her mom and I came to find out wow that’s not even her real name here now and I like to open a fire station recently was there when the firefighters was giving a demonstration on fire safety he held a smoke detector asked anyone knew what is for and i put my liver said it’s what my dad uses to tell you where the dinner is ready I work with my grandad the other day to see one of his friends who just celebrated his 90th birthday and even tho he is blind he has always wanted to do a charity parachute jump so his family arranged him to do one on his birthday so I say how’d it go he said oh it was great but we got a joke was absolutely 204 exactly flexing so I’m going to leave you with one last thing what if the hokey cokey is what it’s all about what an honor to be auditioning in front of the best judges in the world here at america’s got talent but i have to say though it took me such a long time to get here in front of you when i first got here and saw the line of people waiting to audition my father said to me wow this is so much longer than i expected it to be the last time I heard those words I was on my doctor getting a physical so I have some exciting news I just had my first date a girl from my class came over to my house the other day and as her mother was leaving she told my friend remember you’re allergic to nuts all i can think even said the tricky all i can think to myself was well there go my plans for the afternoon for a long time I want to be circus performer and my parents even sent me to circus camp i learned how to juggle how to ride a unicycle and I came home from camp one day telling my mother I wanted to learn a new trick I wanted to learn how to be a sword swallower she said no way will let you do other things you’re not gonna let you be a sword swallower word so I was upset and I want to talk to my dad about this he said i’m not surprised your mother hasn’t been interesting sword swallowing since we got engaged I was going to come on the show with my dogs because dogs do tend to win a lot i had a spelling test the other day and I said to my teacher you know what I had it so what if a can’t spell Armageddon it’s not the end of the world I come from a slightly wealthy area so every night when they do come home from school I have to cook for your supermarket to get home because it’s a safe way I like to leave my audience on a high note america’s got talent this is amazing I wouldn’t miss this for the world I even turned out a really big job to be here yeah have you ever seen disney channel well i was gonna babysit two little girls i really like Disney Channel let’s talk about that for a minute i am not a high school graduate I haven’t even been to high school I don’t have a driver’s license I can’t even sit in the front seat still on safety scissors people you are going to leave your beloved child the one who’s caring on your name to the next generation with me my only qualification to be a babysitter is that I used to be a baby that’s like saying you’re sick a lot you want to be my doctor the host of reality show you’ll want to be President of the United States

100 Replies to “The Funniest Kids on Got Talent! | Got Talent Global”

  1. Wanna hear a joke

    Me:are u well
    Stranger:yes
    Me:No ur not a well ur a person.

    Wanna hear another joke

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  2. Am i the only one ON THE PLANET….who didn't find nathan funny? He is cute yes. But that does not make him more funny at all

  3. Kids can be so funny…my daughter too…here is a video about here: https://youtu.be/DCt_wedlW1c

  4. Love the second one. All of them are hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

  5. I have to disagree with the last one. To be honest i think number 2 was much funnier! The 12 year old boy was funny but also quite gross in his comedy lol

  6. I am sorry that this kids talents get wasted on low level entertainment. I see that he has a tremendous communication gift which can be used for learning foreign languages.

  7. I ainโ€™t even watch it yet and Iโ€™m already laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. That 6 year old is not funny my opinion not saying he has no talent but the last girl was definitely not funny, like โ€œ im only qualified as a babysitter because I was a babyโ€ like how is that funny.

  9. That 6 year old was terrible, and the second place didnโ€™t even deserve to be in 7th, he said 2 jokes and they were both hella bad

  10. The Funniest Kids on Got Talent! | Got Talent Global the moment u reconise ur life was a lie: perfect title WAIT GOT TALENT

  11. I think Nathan Bockstahler is the best โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

  12. You know what I canโ€™t stand ……..

    Sorry let me refraze that

    YOU KNOW WHAT I canโ€™t stand

  13. BRAVO Americaaaaa !!! BRAVO FROM Sofia – Bulgaria – Europe !!! ALWAYS with a lot of love and light Your eternal FEN Nadya Mirkova and friends from Sofia !!!

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