The funniest worst stand up at the LIVE AT THE APOLLO Comedy Show | (Parody)


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR HOST FOR TONIGHT LUKAS DISPARROW HELLO HELLO OH MY GOD HI HELLO HELLO OH MY GOD HOW YOU DOING OH MY GOD I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE OH MY GOD HELLO APOLLO HELLO HAMMERSMITH HELLO LONDON SO LISTEN I’M LIKE YOU KNOW I WOKE UP THIS MORNING YOU KNOW I WOKE UP THAT’S A GOOD FIRST STEP TO START YOUR MORNING IS TO WAKE UP YOU KNOW SO THEN I HAD BREAKFAST I’M TELLING YOU GUYS I HAD BREAKFAST THAT’S THE SECOND BEST THING IN THE MORNING SO I HAD BREAKFAST RIGHT AND THEN I HAD AN APPLE AND THEN I DECIDED TO TAKE ANOTHER APPLE SO I HAD TWO APPLES RIGHT AND THEN I DECIDED YOU KNOW MMM I’M GONNA HAVE A BANANA APPLE APPLE AND BANANA AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW YEAH A D!CK OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO MUCH FUN GUYS I LOVE ANIMALS I LOVE ANIMALS LIKE ALL THE ANIMALS BUT I REALLY LOVE YOU KNOW THOSE I LOVE CHICKENS I REALLY LIKE CHICKENS THEY’RE REALLY CUTE YOU KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE I LIKE BIG STRONG HARD COCKS YOU KNOW I LOVE COCKS I LOVE COCKS AND I LOVE CHICKENS BUT STRONG ARE LIKE, STRONG HARD COCKS I LIKE THEY’RE LIKE BIG POWERFUL WHO ELSE LIKES COCKS YEAH YOU LIKE COCKS YOU LIKE COCKS YEAH I LIKE D!CKS AS WELL… NOT D!CKS! I LIKE DUCKS NOT D!CKS I LIKE TOMATOES BUT I DONT LIKE TOMATOS THANK YOU TALKING ABOUT TOMOTOES WHO LIKES POTATOES OH STOP IT YOU ARE TOO MUCH FUN YOU ARE TOO MUCH FUN ANYWAY GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH MY NAME IS LUKAS DISPARROW I AM A STAND UP COMEDIAN I AM AVAILABLE FOR BOOKINGS SO BOOK ME THANK YOU YOU WERE A LOT OF FUN BYE BYE ALSO IF YOU HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL DISPARROW VLOGS BECAUSE I AM SO HILLARIOUS YOU KNOW SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL LIKE AND COMMENT ON MY VIDEOS BECAUSE THE MORE YOU COMMENT THE MORE VIDEO I MAKE THE MORE I KNOW WHAT TO DO ISN’T IT FUNNY IF YOU COMMENT THEN I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO SO YOU SHOULD COMMENT YOU YOU YOU AND YOU COMMENT MOTHER FATHERS

12 Replies to “The funniest worst stand up at the LIVE AT THE APOLLO Comedy Show | (Parody)”

  1. Hi! Thanks for watching! I wasn't sure if I should upload this video, I thought it was funny idea before I filmed it and edited it but, now I don't know lol. You be the judge, feel free to unsubscribe haha – Please let me know if you liked it? ✌️&πŸ’™

  2. Hi! Thanks for watching! I wasn't sure if I should upload this video, I thought it was funny idea before I filmed it and edited it but, now I don't know lol. You be the judge, feel free to unsubscribe haha – Please let me know if you liked it? ✌️&πŸ’™

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  5. You should totally try editing yourself into an interviewing tv show like Jimmy Fallon or Conan o brien. Would be hard as hell though I bet

  6. I have used and change for spanish subtitulos for stand you say you are so funny you the 🍎and 🍌jaja i love animales too jaja you like πŸ” jaja jaja πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ good stand up si que lograste sacarme sonrisa gracias

  7. If he had a comedy show I would truly go. I think he's funny. I think it would be funny if he was on America's Got Talent. And did the same thing he did on YouTube. The judges would laugh and so would everyone else. He needs to have his own show and not just on YouTube

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