The Pinky 500 | The Pink Panther (1993)


(TIRES SCREECH) Move it, Pop!
Make way for some mean metal! -(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(SNICKERING) Aw, too bad. Looks like somebody
got a flat. Beat you again. Yeah, by rigging a cheat. I can play it straight
and still win. Sure, Pinky.
How about with real cars? With smelly, loud engines… And no rules! Fine, Clutch!
You’ll gag on my exhaust! Ha! I laugh at you,
puny pink person. Now that
that’s settled, all I need is… A car. SALESMAN:
Five bucks? (LAUGHING) Hmph! MAN:
Hey, friend, help me out! Buy my car? Wow! (MONEY RUSTLING) Sold! Oh, bless you, bless you,
bless you! (KISSING) Yo! How’s it going? Sick, sick, killer wheels. (CAR GROWLING, SNARLING) Oh! (TIRES SCREECHING) (HORNS HONKING) Whoa! -(HORN HONKING)
-(TIRES SCREECH) (ENGINE REVVING) (ENGINE STALLING) (CAR GROWLING) (HORN HONKS) Yeow! (WOMAN GIGGLING) Car trouble? No thanks.
I’ve already got some. And I gotta get rolling
or I’ll miss the big race. (HORN HONKING) My, my, a race car driver. What do you think
of his roadster, sugar? (CAR YAWNS) Now, now, can’t always judge
a car by its hubcaps. (CAR GRUMBLING) (ENGINES REVVING) (CAR SNARLING) Hey!
Car, what gives? Don’t let this guy
intimidate you. It knows what kind
of driver you are. (LAUGHS) I’ll see you
in my rearview mirror. (BELL CLANGING) Whoa! Uh-oh. (CRASH) Looks like I picked me up
a big, ugly hood ornament. (TIRES SCREECHING) Oh! Whoa! -Oof!
-(CRASH) Shoulda stuck
with toy cars, pink stuff. (TIRES SCREECHING) (GROANS) (GRUNTS ANGRILY) How do you like that guy? Whomping on us like that. (CAR GROWLING) That’s it!
Get fired up! Yes!
I can see it all. The checkered flag. The trophy, the… Hospital! (HORNS BLARING) -(HORN BLARING)
-(SHRIEKS) Ah! Ah! So, how’d your little
ol’ car race turn out? It just started. -(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
-(GRUNTS) Unlike my car here. I can’t figure out
what’s wrong with it. Why, pumpkin, don’t you know
when there’s love in the air? (CARS SNARLING) Why, I bet he’d follow her
anywhere. (DING) Hmm, hmm, hmm… Ah! Okay, lover boy. Surprise! (CAR GROWLING EXCITEDLY) That’s it, big fella! Follow your heart…
Um, carburetor. (TIRES SCREECH) Yes, the Pinkster is back! Atta boy! Only a couple of hundred
laps to catch up.(PINK PANTHERTHEME
PLAYING) (CAR GROWLING ANGRILY) (ENGINE STALLING) (FRUSTRATED MOANING) Oh, what is it now? (GRUMBLES)
I paid good money
for this car. (CAR SNARLS) Ah! Okay, I tricked ya,
I’m sorry. (CAR GROWLS SOFTLY) Look, can we talk? (CAR GROWLING) There are plenty of other
sedans on the streets. Don’t let this one
break your heart. So what if
you’re not her type? (CAR REVVING EXCITEDLY) Then again… Now’s your chance
to show her how buff you are. (ENGINE REVVING AND GROWLING) Whoa! (GRUNTS) (YAWNS) Hey, Clutch,
if you drive any slower, you’ll be going backwards.
Ha! Oh, you’re such a cut-up. Aah! (CAR PURRING) Let’s smoke ’em! Ooh, now I’m really going
to have to play dirty. Whoa! (HUMMING) (COW MOOING) (COW MOOING) Buckle up, Bessie. (PIANO KEYS CLATTER) (PLAYING PIANO) Hey, catchy tune. Wha… (SCREAMS) (CROWD CHEERING) (CARS PURRING) Ouch! You four-barreled,
gas-guzzling idiot! This is all your fault! (CAR REVS ANGRILY) Stop! No, I was
just goofing on you! Back! Back! No! (ENGINES REVVING) Help! Aah! Oh! (CAR GROWLING)

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