The Trump Family: A Political Dynasty For Decades To Come?


>>STEPHEN: JUST A REMINDER, THE
NEXT DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY DEBATE IS THURSDAY, AND WE WILL BE
LIVE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER BROADCASTING AFTER THE
DEBATE. SADLY, I CAN’T SAY THE SAME FOR
BILL DE BLASIO’S CAMPAIGN. ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) BUT THIS IS VERY EXCITING. WE GOT ALL THE HEAVY HITTERS —
ELIZABETH WARREN, BERNIE SANDERS, AND OF COURSE THE
CURRENT FRONTRUNNER, JOE BIDEN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS —
WE CAN EXPECT PLENTY OF GAFFES, LIKE THIS ONE FROM OVER THE
WEEKEND.>>LIMITED TO FOUR YEARS, I
BELIEVE HISTORY WILL LOOK BACK ON THIS PRESIDENCY AS AN
ABERRANT MOMENT IN TIME. BUT IF DONALD HUMP– IF DONALD
TRUMP IS RE-ELECTED– FREUDIAN SLIP.>>STEPHEN: SIR , DO YOU KNOW
WHAT A “FREUDIAN SLIP” IS? IT’S A MISTAKE WHERE YOU
ACCIDENTALLY REVEAL WHAT’S IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS. ARE YOU SURE THAT’S WHAT YOU
WANT TO SAY? (AS BIDEN)
“I DO NOT LIKE DONALD HUMP. I WILL DEFEAT HIM IN THE GENERAL
ERECTION.” ( LAUGHTER )
SPEAKING OF WHICH, THERE’S NEWS FROM TRUMP’S 2020 CAMPAIGN,
THANKS TO TRUMP CAMPAIGN MANAGER AND MAN WHOSE HEAD LOOKS THE
SAME UPSIDE DOWN, BRAD PARSCALE. ( LAUGHTER )
THIS WEEKEND, PARSCALE SPOKE AT A CONVENTION OF CALIFORNIA
REPUBLICANS– THEIR OFFICIAL MOTTO “WHERE ARE YOU?”
( LAUGHTER ) AND PARSCALE PREDICTED THAT THE
AGE OF TRUMP WOULDN’T BE COMING TO AN END ANY TIME SOON, SAYING,
“THE TRUMPS WILL BE A DYNASTY THAT WILL LAST FOR DECADES,
PROPELLING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY INTO A NEW PARTY.” “THEIR DYNASTY WILL LAST A
— ( BOOING )
>>Stephen: SILENCE YOU MINIONS! “THEIR DYNASTY WILL LAST A
THOUSAND YEARS, AN UNBROKEN LINE OF TRUMPS MATING WITH TRUMPS
UNTIL THEIR CHILDREN HAVE GUMS SO LARGE THEY BLOT OUT THE SUN!”
( LAUGHTER ) HE GUSHED ON ABOUT THE NEXT
GENERATION OF TRUMPLETS — “ITHINK THEY’RE ALL AMAZING
PEOPLE WITH AMAZING CAPABILITIES. I THINK YOU SEE THAT
FROM DON JR. I THINK YOU SEE THAT FROM
IVANKA. YOU SEE IT FROM JARED. YOU SEE IT FROM ALL.” EVERYBODY BUT ERIC. ( LAUGHTER )
WHAT YOU SEE WITH ERIC IS HIM SHOVING GRAY PLAY-DOH INTO HIS
EARS BECAUSE HE QUOTE, “WANTED TO PUT MORE BRAINS IN THERE.” ( LAUGHTER )
AND WE LEARNED MORE ABOUT THE GLORIOUS TRUMP LINEAGE FROM A
NEW ARTICLE TRACING TRUMP’S FAMILY HISTORY, ALL THE WAY BACK
TO HIS GRANDFATHER, WHO MADE HIS FORTUNE DURING THE ALASKA GOLD
RUSH BY SETTING UP A TRAILSIDE TENT HAWKING HORSE MEAT. AND, LO, TRUMP STEAKS WERE BORN. ( LAUGHTER )
THE ARTICLE SHOWS JUST HOW TOUGH TRUMP WAS ON HIS KIDS. APPARENTLY, ON SKI TRIPS, WHEN
THEY RACED DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, TO GET AHEAD OF THEM, TRUMP WOULD
JAB AT HIS CHILDREN WITH A POLE, AND HIS FAVORITE FATHERLY MAXIM
WAS “DON’T TRUST ANYONE,” AND HE LIKED TO TEST HIS CHILDREN BY
ASKING WHETHER THEY TRUSTED HIM. IF THEY SAID YES, THEY WERE
REPRIMANDED. AND IF THEY SAID NO, THEY WERE
ALSO REPRIMANDED. (AS TRUMP)
“YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TRUSTED ME WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST
ANYONE. NEXT TIME, I TRUST YOU WILL NOT
TRUST NOT TRUSTING, OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR TRUST FUND.” ( LAUGHTER )
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE CONDOLEEZZA
RICE.

100 Replies to “The Trump Family: A Political Dynasty For Decades To Come?”

  1. That's right, Stephen Colbert…you leftist fucktard 😂😂

    Get ready for a WHOLE LOT more of our awesome Trump family 💕💕

    TRUMP 2020…

    TRUMP forever….

  2. What kind of campaign manager is that guy? Does he not know people avoided voting for Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton because they hate political dynasties?

  3. I do not understand these people that are so blind that they don't see Trump positioning himself and his family to be dictators/kings/whatever. Do they truly not see? Do they not care? Do they think they will benefit from it?

  4. The media highlighting Biden’s slight misspoken words is just trying to make something out of nothing for the sake of it. The Democrats need someone that can defeat Trump, that’s currently Biden, but no doubt once again they’ll shoot themselves in the foot by not being able to see the bigger picture, & then eating their own just like the last election!

  5. So, it is really how we thought. He was raised to be a criminal. To mistrust everyone, and all authority (his own father) is pretty sick.

  6. Letting people like trumps to hustle and make money and lead the country says very much about usa , it sends picture to us in the europe , that you are ignorant , reality shows loving nation, not to mention war loving , poorly educated and have actually have no idea what democracy is . This didnt come up just with Trump, years of bad politics and decisions where only rich have benefits , and they back up the politics. Maybe you just deserve that lunatic and to ask yourself very day is he going to push red button and kill us all. Its not socialism and communism if every citizen has health care , or education . But most of you are so ignorant and brainwashed trough the years , that you do think its communism.

  7. The original Drumpf, also a draft dodger, sold meat from dead horses he found along the Klondike trail. He also ran boarding houses for "single" ladies. Scavengers and pimps run in the family.

  8. If his economic, non war mongering, his people before everyone else’s success is anything to ho by then yes.
    Can you imagine the harm the Clinton or Obama dynasties would of (did cause)….sends a shiver down my spine.

  9. www.yang2020.com
    Please give this a thumbs up so that people can see and support. Also as a big middle finger to the main stream media which refuses to cover him.

  10. In future trumptist will become a synonyme for those believing any shit someone is telling them. And this may last for a thousend years.

  11. Yeah he could just be a talk show host right because we all know you don't have to be very smart to do that are talented right Steven and he'd still be better than you every other talk show host they say know everything about everything

  12. I AM DONALD TRUMP
    YOU DON'T LIKE GREEN BOOTY AND HUMP…….
    NO NO NO I AM TRUMP AND I LIKE GREEN BOOTY AND HUMP……YES I DO I DO….
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  13. Nothing against the Americans, you guys are the most powerful country in the world. HOWEVER, there are some people "floating around" your country (as George Carlin put it, ask me for a quote if you want), who are dumb. Now, I heard it from actually a lot of the scammers that call me. I can sniff out scammers when they call from "credit card holder services" or "microsoft support", and they can tell that I can sniff them out. I can't remember exactly what one of them said, but it was something about how either old people were too gullible, or how Americans were stupid and easy to scam, or something about the scammer was gonna keep doing it because he was gonna make a lot of money. Now, I don't have a record of that phone call, but what I've said is true to the best extent of my memory.

  14. 1:43 ive been trying to reassure myself that this isnt the new world order because there would only be "room" for one political party of the new world order.. democrat party + republican party = "the new republican party" of the new world order.. trumpf can be tied to lluminata multiple ways, hes a genius blinded by his single mindedness.. a very unstable genius (genius in the mastery of the family "craft" of getting away using crappy "deception".. somehow).

  15. Lol the left is so scared right now…all these un funny jokes r just cover for not getting ur way, hope they rule for years so we can see the left cry and cry and cry

  16. I HOPE WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE, IT WILL BE THE SALVATION OF AMERICA,TO KEEP THE DEMOCRATS AWAY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.
    PRESIDENT TRUMP IS A GREAT LEADER, A GREAT STATESMAN, A GREAT ROLE MODEL, A GREAT FAHTER, AND HE'S ACCOMPLISHED MORE FOR THE COUNTRY AND AMERICAN PEOPLE THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA GOD BLESS AND KEEP THEM SAFE.

  17. 鸽子觉得奇怪,班的上師雷托年青,而班卻老而葛屁睡?,什麽時候才能同聚餐相会,,,??,丫??。
    蓝白領職上下班都伴家人乃至细妾一堆也是??,父子師徒一死一生,,,??,比约咩还難相聚会,对了,会不会是班的上師有錯对班,所以才閃避相会,,,?。

  18. Like the Kennedy's, the Clintons, and the Bushes? We've had more Dumocrat dynasties than Repugnant ones. Don't like either. Both parties are the problem. Neither is the solution.

  19. You should all listen to Bill Burr's new special on Netflix. Just rips the living crap out of you Libtarded, PC brain dead idiots. Thank God we have REAL comedians like Dave Chappelle and Bill, who won't be intimidated by Libtarded Brown Shirts like you morons.

  20. Colbert: they aren't "gaffes". Gaffes are cute little slips of the tongue. Biden's increasing tally of embarrassing statements point to a man who never left the misogyny and racism of the middle of the 20th century behind. They are glimpses of truth that he is too senile to keep from slipping through. Please stop treating him like our likable kooky uncle, and treat him with honest scrutiny. Please.

  21. This explains why Trump refused to endorse Mike Pence in 2024! 🤔 He thinks Ivanka or one of the Trump boys will run. God help us. 😵🔫

  22. “DONALD HUMP”??!!!! But hey, Keep It Classy Biden…fess ip to the “Freudian slip because we all think the same thing even if it was a gaffe..?
    it’s not it’s reality!!! So TBH I actually really appreciate this gas because it’s going to go down as one of the epic Memes leading up to 2020. Saddest part is that apparently approximately 40% of this dumbass motherfucking country would still blindly support follow and vote for Donald Hump vs getting an education a few teeth and stop doing crystal meth and fucking their sisters there should be a psychological screen not only for people who vote but for people who should or should not be permitted to reproduce can you go on anon and I all I know we all feel the same way for now for now hopefully not forever it’s pointless to hope for these things but you know what let’s get AOC as purchase or at least speaker of the house and some real shit is going to start happening and we may actually I found some saviors in AOC and Mayor Pete and Bernie and Elizabeth Warren even yourself because I feel like absolutely have more good intentions than bad I’m not going to give you more than that right now because I’m on the fence you need to take a stronger stance can I use it for all of us and it will be the fucking demise the final fucking yelling and coughing if you fuck off if you come up against that demon he’s not smart he’s not funny he’s not educated he’s not literate he’s not kind or wise he is the devil. And that’s the problem yes you were a VP to the best president aside from Jimmy Carter in my lifetime and if you get in there if you win it all eyes are on you you’re going to be scrutinized million times more than Obama was because you were going to be the closing act to what may or may not be what is left of democracy what is left of what we were promised but everything has been ruined and raped by the Trumptards.
    Get your shit together rehearsed prepare and even if you don’t end of the nominee support because the cause is oh let’s see not World War III how about that how about you just get behind not letting World War III happen yeah sure everything else is very important but in the end it doesn’t even matter
    “I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn’t even matter…I had to fall and lose it all, but in the end it doesnt even matter…”
    MAKE IT MATTER! CHANGE IT UP!

  23. I think it's smart to tell your kids not to trust anyone look at the gatbage you put out every week or night or how ever often you spert fecal matter out of your mouth and into our ears

  24. Ahh is the trash on the left still mad about chris commo (really dont care if i spelled his name wrong) being renamed FREDO!!!! is the wagons circling? is the left going after Eric now? not one of you can match his intellect but hey idiot lefties dont like education unless its useless gender studies. as if majoring in man or women was going to get u anywhere. typical insecure dems. bet you cried a little to.

  25. All numbers and figures put out buy Ross
    The commerce secretary are all false.
    Congress must look into it.
    I have said it from the get go.
    All false claims same as Trumps lies.
    All white house workers have been instructed to lie. Wake up Americans.
    Congress act. Do your fucking jobs.

  26. OK, so basically the Trumps raise their kids to act as a pack of wolves… Oops, actually worse than wolves. They are raising them to be Trumps.

  27. Brads going to prison ! He’s got no choice ! Conspiracy ! RICO ACT ! There’s no opinion for New York ! No guideline so the sitting president thang is going bye bye bye ! Racketeering money laundering tax fraud tax evasion rape sex trafficking ! So much human trafficking ! Just the elites ! Private airports ! Private jets ! Unspeakable ! I don’t know why Selena isn’t at my front door ?? I’m having a hard time coming up with any excuse ? Especially at this point in time ! Innocent lives are being denied freedom and insurance and entry into America ! All cause of one family ! Remove the trumps and everything is better !

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