The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer – Key & Peele


[phone ringing] Hello, this is Gavin. (Colin)
Hi, Gavin, my name
is Colin Valenti. I’m calling from
Master Travel Incorporated to tell you about an exciting
limited-time offer, exclusive Las Vegas getaway. Can I have a few moments
of your time to tell you
about this new package? You know what,
I would love to, but I just don’t have the time. [phone beeps] Hello? Hello? [disconnect tone] Hm. [touch tones beeping] [line trilling] [phone ringing] (Colin)
This is Colin Valenti,
Master Travel Incorporated. How may I be of service? Hi, Colin Valenti. My name is Gavin. I think we just talked. Did we get disconnected? (Colin)
Yeah, no–I mean, yeah,
I hung up on you. Why would you do that? I mean, are you even– Are you even allowed
to do that? (Colin)
Were you going to buy
the Las Vegas package? Well, I mean, probably not,
but that’s not the point. (Gavin)
The point is– [phone beeps] What the hell? [touch tones beeping] [line trilling] (Colin)
This is Colin– Yeah, Valenti.
Listen. (Gavin)
I don’t know what
crawled up your ass and set up shop there,
but you don’t get to hang up– [phone beeps]
[gasps] What? Oh, my g– [line trilling] [phone ringing] (Colin)
What the [bleep] do you want? What is your deal, huh? (Colin)
Um, you don’t want
the Vegas package, so I don’t want to talk. I did us a favor,
wasting our time here. (Gavin)
Stop, stop, don’t you dare hang up that [bleep] phone,
okay? (Colin)
Why shouldn’t I? Why shou– What if I wanted
the Vegas package? Wha–you know what? I want the Vegas package. (Colin)
Sure you do. [phone beeps] What? You mother[bleep]! Oh, my God! You son of a bitch. [line trilling] (Colin)
Come on, man, let it go. [bleep] you, man! [bleep] you! I want five [bleep] packages! Right now–you know what? (Gavin)
You know what?
Where’s my wallet? This is my credit card
number, right here. Okay, listen. Get [bleep] off me. My credit card number
is 0074-5403-0098. The expiration date
is 12-20! And then–and then the–
oh, yeah! The security number is 084! So run the damn card right now! Right [bleep] now! You run it right [bleep] now,
asshole! [suspenseful music] (Colin)
Thank you for your business. Well, I hope
you learned your le– [phone beeps]
[gasps] [screaming] These new call scripts
are really great. Yeah, I know, right? [phone rings] What the [bleep]
do you want, Kathy?

100 Replies to “The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer – Key & Peele”

  1. Honestly, I would love if the telemarketer would hang up on me as soon as I said I wasn't interested. Then I don't gotta listen to them trying to fight for me to stay on the line. XD

  2. The video was funny some of the stupidity in the comments however was not and the commenters should have choked on instead of posting

  3. Haha so funny some bill collector got me to pay a bill when I was a kid I defaulted on my first credit card and he talked like serious shit to me till I set up a pay arrangement haha 😆

  4. Lmao I have to watch this before work bc this literally happened the other night…he called the choice line 3 times to speak to us and it was a lay down and he was looking for me to do business he thought we were a scam

  5. You know what? this is funny as a skit, sure, but knowing the average human psyche, this would probably work at least 20% of the time.

  6. idk why, but i just love hearing my name on popular shows :3
    When he answered the phone and said: "Hello this is Gavin" I had the biggest smile for no reason.

  7. “These new call scripts are great”

    “Yeah I know”
    Ring ring ring
    “What the f**k you want Kathy”
    Only if this were possible

  8. I'm sorry sir but your credit card limit is only $25,000.00. Would you like to use another credit card for the remaining 4 packages?

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