– Are you taking a
(beep) selfie right now? – (whispering) Three, two, one, no. (upbeat music) – You’re doing good honey. You’re doing good. – Okay. – Hello, I’m Dr. Ben and I’m here to do your pelvic. – Nope. Female doctor. Ugly doctor. Any other doctor. – Do you have to urinate? – I don’t think so. – I’m just gonna gently
push on your bladder. Okay! – I haven’t eaten anything in 15 hours. – You’re glowing. – I will never want to
remember this moment. – I’m guessing seven pounds, nine ounces. – I think it’s a ten-er. – Loser buys quesalupa? – After this, I can not eat Mexican. I’m sorry. – I don’t want to do this anymore. – I can’t do this. – I’m not ready for a baby. – I’m ready to go home! I’m gonna go home now! – I’ll come back when I’m feeling a little more ready. – Get your hand, out of me! – I can’t, you’re contracting. Relax. – Oh, it looks like the
baby pooped in the pool. – I shouldn’t have looked. – Oh beautiful, do you want a mirror? – You don’t want a mirror right now. You look beautiful. – I don’t feel well. – Oh, that makes sense. We’re moving most of your organs. – She’s gotta stop pushing. She’s gonna rip her asshole. – Honey, I need you to stop pushing. – Do you feel my fingers? Push right there. – (strains) That’s awkward. – This is the best day of my life. – (crying) I hate you so much! – Push like you’re pooping. – I don’t wanna poo! – Just go, poop is part
of the program here. (screaming and cheering) – It doesn’t feel like I’m pushing! – Is that supposed to happen? You’re gonna fix that right? (baby cries) – We did it. (baby cries) – Um, excuse me, is anyone gonna give me my baby? – Okay, you ready to
deliver your placenta? – [Woman] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. (beep) that.