Tinder for Kids!


KNOW, WE’RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A NEW BACHELOR UNTIL JANUARY, WHICH IS A SCARY THING. SO, IN THE MEANTIME, WE’VE TAKEN MATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS. WE’VE DEVELOPED A NEW DATING APP TO HELP KIDS CONNECT IN THE MOST MODERN OF WAYS. ♪ ♪ HELLO THERE.>>HELLO.>>Jimmy: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>MY NAME IS LILIANA.>>Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOU?>>I’M 5 YEARS OLD.>>Jimmy: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>MIKE.>>Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOU?>>4 YEARS OLD.>>Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?>>NO.>>Jimmy: YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?>>YEAH. HIS NAME IS WIGGLY.>>Jimmy: WIGGLY, THAT’S NOT GOING TO WORK OUT, RIGHT?>>RIGHT.>>Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF TINDER?>>NO.>>Jimmy: YOU’VE NOT? TINDER IS AN APP ON THE PHONE. YOU LOOK AT PICTURES. YOU SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU LIKE’EM. YOU SWIPE LEFT IF YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED. LET’S LOOK AT SOME PEOPLE.>>WHICH ONE’S LEFT?>>Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT HER? I’LL SHOW YOU WHICH IS RIGHT AND LEFT. WHAT’S ILA. I LOVE MY MOMMY AND DADDY AND BABY SISTER SHE SAYS.>>NO.>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE SWIPE LEFT. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS KID. MASON, HE SAYS I CAN SAY THE ALPHABET AND TIE MY SHOES.>>I LIKE HIM.>>Jimmy: VERY GOOD. WHAT ABOUT PATRICK? I USED TO WET THE BED, BUT I DON’T ANYMORE.>>I LIKE HIM. HE LOOKS LIKE SPIDERMAN.>>Jimmy: HE DOES LOOK A LITTLE LIKE SPIDERMAN, YEAH. EVA?>>NO.>>Jimmy: KELSEY?>>NO.>>Jimmy: ELISA?>>NO.>>Jimmy: LILIANA?>>YES.>>Jimmy: OH, LET’S SWIPE RIGHT ON LILIANA. WHAT ABOUT THIS KID WITH THE BOW TIE?>>I LIKE HIM.>>Jimmy: LET’S LIKE HIM. IT’S A MATCH. HE LIKES YOU TOO. LOOK AT THAT. THERE YOU GUYS ARE.>>COOL.>>Jimmy: YOU WANT TO GO MEET MIKE?>>MM-HM. I CAN’T WAIT TO BE ON TV.>>Jimmy: IT’S JUST LIKE T”THE BACHELORETTE.”>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>OW, OW, OW.>>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST TODAY?>>HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>I’M CONCENTRATING.>>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST TODAY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COME BACK! COME BACK! COME BACK.>>Jimmy: LOOK WHAT I GOT. I GOT HIM. DON’T WORRY, I GOT HIM.>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE BOTH VERY SILLY. DO EITHER OF YOU KNOW ANY JOKES?>>I DO.>>KNOCK KNOCK.>>WHO’S THERE?>>Jimmy: YOU GET IT? THE COW IS NOT PATIENT. SPEAKING OF COWS, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK OR COULD I GET YOU AN ICE CREAM SHAKE OR?>>ICE CREAM SHAKE!>>ICE CREAM SHAKE.>>Jimmy: YOU GUYS TALK TO EACH OTHER, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. IF YOU WANT TO HOLD HANDS, GO RIGHT AHEAD.>>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST TODAY?>>IS THAT REAL?>>Jimmy: IT SURE IS REAL.>>WHOA!>>AND IT’S FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO ENJOY TOGETHER.>>Jimmy: MM-HM. YOU WANT TO GET UP AND, THERE YOU GO. OKAY, THIS IS VERY ROMANTIC. WELL, I THINK I’M GOING TO LEAVE YOU TWO TO ENJOY THE REST OF INJURE SHAKE TOGETHER, OKAY? AND REMEMBER, SHAKE IT, BUT DON’T?>>STEAL IT.>>Jimmy: GOOD ENOUGH. I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE IN LOVE RIGHT NOW.>>NOPE.>>Jimmy: I’M VERY GLAD YOU’RE IN LOVE.>>NO, NO.>>Jimmy: I MEAN, I’M GLAD YOU HAVE BECOME FRIENDS WHO ARE DEFINITELY NOT IN LOVE BUT ARE ALSO DRINKING A SHAKE TOGETHER WITH YOUR FACES ABOUT AN INCH APART.>>SO, WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST TODAY?>>Jimmy: I’LL LEAVE YOU GUYS TO FIGURE THAT OUT.>>HEY, YOU’RE DRINKING ALL OF IT.>>Jimmy: I GUESS YOU NEVER, WE’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HE HAD FOR BREAKFAST, BUT THAT’S OKAY. MUSIC FROM MAREN MORRIS, HUGH BONNEVILLE IS HERE AND WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

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