Trump May Be Brought Down By Two Calamitous Phone Calls


WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE
LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I DON’T– I DON’T THINK I’M TELLING ANY TELLS OUT OF SCHOOL
HERE WHEN I SAY THAT DONALD TRUMP IS IN TROUBLE. BUT THIS TIME IT’S DOUBLE
TROUBLE THANKS TO TWO PHONE CALLS:
ONE WITH THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE IN WHICH HE ASKED FOR
DIRT ON JOE BIDEN, AND ANOTHER CALL WITH THE PRESIDENT OF
TURKEY IN WHICH HE SOLD OUT OUR ALLIES THE KURDS. I ASSUME, I ASSUME FOR DIRT ON
JOE BIDEN. IN THE END, TRUMP MAY BE
DEFEATED BY HIS GREATEST WEAKNESS: HIS ACHILLE’S MOUTH.( LAUGHTER )
IT’S ALL DETAILED IN THE EPIC POEM “THE IDIOD.”( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
YEAH. IT’S A HOMER JOKE. IT’S A HOMER JOKE.>>Jon: HOMER SIMPSON IS THERE
IT’S THE IDIOT AND THE ODDITY. BUT THAT’S JUST THE TIP OF THE
DUMB-BERG, BECAUSE TRUMP’S CALLS WITH FOREIGN LEADERS HAVE LONG
WORRIED AIDES, LEAVING SOME “GENUINELY HORRIFIED.” SO, THESE FORMER AIDES WERE
HORRIFIED, BUT THEY’RE JUST TELLING US NOW? WELL, IT’S LIKE THE SIGNS SAY:
“IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING TWO YEARS AFTER WE
COULD DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.”( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
AND IT’S NOT– IT’S NOT NEW. IT’S NOT– WE’RE ALL DOOMED! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A
WHILE. JUST A COUPLE WEEKS AFTER TAKING
OFFICE, TRUMP GAVE VLADIMIR PUTIN A CALL THAT FORMER
OFFICIALS DESCRIBED AS OBSEQUIOUS” AND “FAWNING,” WHERE
“TRUMP WAS LIKE, ‘OH, MY GOSH. MY PEOPLE DIDN’T TELL ME YOU
WANTED TO TALK TO ME!'” (AS TRUMP)
“I MEAN, SO FEW PEOPLE WANT TO. SOMETIMES I GET SO LONELY, I
CALL THE RECORDED LINE FOR KARS4KIDS JUST TO HEAR A HUMAN’S
VOICE. ♪ 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS
BE MY FRIEND TODAY ♪ SOME OF TRUMP’S CALLS WERE JUST
BIZARRE, LIKE ONE CALL WITH CHINA’S PRESIDENT XI, WHERE
TRUMP REPEATED NUMEROUS TIMES HOW MUCH HE LIKED A KIND OF
CHOCOLATE CAKE. CHOCOLATE CAKE? WAIT, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT
BEFORE?>>WE HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE THAT YOU’VE EVER SEEN, AND PRESIDENT
XI WAS ENJOYING IT.>>Stephen: I THINK I SEE WHAT’S
HAPPENING HERE– XI ONCE TOLD TRUMP THAT HE LIKED
CHOCOLATE CAKE, AND NOW TRUMP WON’T STOP BRINGING IT UP IN
AN ATTEMPT TO BOND WITH HIM. IT’S LIKE TELLING YOUR AUNT THAT
YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A FROG WHEN YOU’RE EIGHT YEARS
OLD, AND GETTING FROG PRESENTS FROM HER FOR THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE.( LAUGHTER )
BY THE WAY, AUNT GLORIA, THANKS FOR THE NEW APRON. “TIME’S FUN WHEN YOU’RE HAVING
FLIES!” I LOVE EXPLAINING THAT TO
PEOPLE. NOW, THE MOST STRIKING POINT
ABOUT TRUMP’S PHONE HABITS ARE HOW DIFFERENT THEY ARE FROM HIS
PREDECESSOR’S. AN OFFICIAL FROM THE OBAMA
YEARS SAID, “WHEN I WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE, PREPARATION FOR
THESE CALLS WAS TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY,” BUT “IT APPEARS TO
BE FREESTYLE AND AD-LIBBED NOW.” OKAY, SO TRUMP IS MAKING THIS UP
AS HE GOES. HE’S BASICALLY DOING DIPLOMACY
LIKE AN IMPROV TEAM. “OKAY, EVERYONE, WELCOME. BRING THE LIGHTS UP. I’M ABOUT TO CALL A FOREIGN–
ALL I NEED IS A SUGGESTION OF A COUNTRY AND SOMETHING TO TARIFF! ANYBODY? I HEARD SWITZERLAND AND CUCKOO
CLOCKS? WE TAKE YOU NOW TO A
PROCTOLOGIST’S OFFICE… ON THE MOON.”( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE OVER MORE THAN JUST THE PHONE CALLS,
BECAUSE HE JUST LOST A BIG COURT RULING HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. ON MONDAY, THE PRESIDENT WAS
ORDERED TO TURN OVER HIS TAX RETURNS TO THE MANHATTAN D.A.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.>>Jon: GOT TO GIVE THEM UP
NOW.>>Stephen: THAT WAS BUILDING
UP. THAT WAS BACKING UP ON US.( APPLAUSE )
THAT WAS A LONG TIME COMING. I THINK THE WHOLE AUDIENCE
JUST HAD A SIMULTANEOUS W-4-GASM. FOR NOW, TRUMP’S LAWYERS ARE
APPEALING– AND THAT IS THE ONLY TIME I’LL EVER USE THE WORDS
“TRUMP” AND “APPEALING” IN THE SAME SENTENCE. BUT THE RULING IS PRETTY
EXTRAORDINARY WHEN YOU READ IT. APPARENTLY, TRUMP’S LEGAL TEAM
ARGUED THAT A SITTING PRESIDENT CAN’T BE PROCESSED FOR ANY
CRIME. THE JUDGE WASN’T HAVING IT,
SAYING IT WAS REPUGNANT TO THE NATION’S GOVERNMENTAL STRUCTURE
AND CONSTITUTIONAL VALUES, AND THAT “THE PRESIDENT’S CLAIM OF
ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY CONCEIVABLY COULD ENABLE THE GUILTY TO GO
FREE.” TO WHICH THE DEFENSE REPLIED,
(AS TRUMP) “BING, BING, BING, BING, BING! NOW YOU’RE GETTIN’ IT.” THIS GUY IS GOOD!”
NOW, WE’RE ALSO LEARNING–( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
BING! BING! BING! BING, BONG, BIG, BONG, BING,
BING, BANG, BONG. WE’RE ALSO LEARNING ABOUT
ANOTHER OF TRUMP’S FIXATIONS: LIE DETECTOR TESTS. ACCORDING TO FORMER WHITE HOUSE
OFFICIALS, THE PRESIDENT IS SO OBSESSED WITH LEAKS, THAT “HE
HAS FREQUENTLY DISCUSSED WHETHER TO ORDER POLYGRAPHS OF WHITE
HOUSE STAFFERS.” TRUMP ORDERING A POLYGRAPH IS
LIKE KEITH RICHARDS ADMINISTERING A DRUG TEST. ♪ I CAN’T GET NO
URINE SAMPLE ♪( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP WANTED TO USE THE LIE DETECTOR TO FERRET OUT WHITE
HOUSE LEAKERS, BUT SO FAR, AIDES HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PERSUADE HIM
NOT TO LAUNCH SUCH A DRASTIC STEP, ARGUING IT WOULD BE
COUNTERPRODUCTIVE, MAINLY BECAUSE ANY TIME A POLYGRAPH
COMES WITHIN TEN FEET OF TRUMP, IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES.

100 Replies to “Trump May Be Brought Down By Two Calamitous Phone Calls”

  1. Yo Stephen, don't joke about kurdish civilians being killed over a good for nothing goofy president, that YOU elected.

  2. Alternative Joke to the point about Trump improvising calls:

    Trump voice: "Welcome to Treason is it Anyway? Where everything made up and the Kurds don't matter."

  3. If you think that "going with your gut" is a reasonable way to make judgments and decisions, you might just have the room temperature IQ that 45* does.

  4. Trump is a late night talk shows greatest and worst asset. Greatest because there is endless material. The worst because there's to much material and only limited time we miss half the funnies.

  5. Whatever Putin has on Trump (besides money laundering) must be SUPER SPICY.

    I'm betting it involves a bedroom, Ivanka, and a mushroom.

  6. Good news for you no one cares about whatever f*** they're trying to impeach him for 2020 people will still vote for him cuz look at the alternative lunch Democrats have been in office for 40 years that f*** the country up

  7. so, the american closed their eyes when chemicals were used against the Syrian people and watched while close to a half a million got killed in the last few years, they ignored Turkey repeated call to create a save zone in the north for the refugees, and only now they opened their eyes and want to protect their agents? what a punch of cheap hypocrites.

  8. Jesus, impeach the crook and then hang him for his crimes already! Stop wasting the nation's time. We got better things to do.

  9. Im surprised and please if somone has knowledge with reference prove me wrong, how can everyone think that its solely trump's idea and decision to withdraw troops from syria leaving kurds at the mercy of turks!
    Why is it being stated that one phone call from Erdogan convinced trump to do this???
    American people are more simple minded than their president himself for believing this seriously!
    These decisions are made collectively! And America has a longggg history of using others for its benefit then abandoning, nothing new or astonishing here, infact it was as expected.
    Its a matter of policy and THIS is America's policy since ages.

  10. Pathetic- Funny how Hollywood creeps and liberal media loved Trump when he was a Democrat but now he is a republican they call him a lying racist Nazi.

  11. Please learn how to pronounce President Xi’s name correctly. Trump manages to get it right and you insist on repeating your mistake immediately after.

  12. How does he got into the oval office in the first place?

    What are you Americans expecting from him when you voted for him?

    To be honest, this is on you!

  13. 4:07 How dare you, Stephen!  We all know who trump's lawyers are, there's nothing appealing about them, least of all rudy!

  14. We joke, trump is 'stupid', we move on, the Kurds get slaughtered, next joke! I sometimes wonder if these marvelous shows help us deal with problems rather then act. Is it enough to continuously acknowledge trump is crazy, dumb, and Russian?
    Kurdish people are being killed by Turkish forces this very moment- thanks trump- you ass

  15. Life must defend itself from these rabid, russian republicans murdering creation here and overseas using our children as soldiers, slaves and cannon fodder in their war to OWN people and OWN the dirt beneath our feet.

  16. Given Trump's habit of throwing allies in front of the bus, his 2020 slogan should be "Trump 2020 or I'll take you down with me."

  17. Hey Debora you study and study all you want trump supporters don’t play their cards until the last hand remember 2016 Hillskank had a 90 percent chance all the so called experts 90 percent chance.and bam look what happened.Never fuck with us deplorables!!!!!!!

  18. This is no longer about proving that he's guilty. He did that with the transcript he released. This is about bringing down so much f#$king evidence that republicans are dragged kicking and screaming into holding him accountable.

  19. How long have you guys been doing this? Trump still isn't out of office and you've been pushing the same nonsense going on 4 years. It's like your fans have memory loss.

  20. Trump seems to never sleep, his face is usually flushed and red, he is sweaty and babbles in incomplete sentences, is he abusing adderal?

  21. For those who were unaware or forgot…

         During his campaign, Dirty Donnie Trump set the precedent that he was willing to solicit information on a political opponent from a foreign power by BEGGING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION FOR THE RUSSIANS TO HACK AMERICAN CITIZENS TO FIND HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAILS FOR HIM! And then they did so, VERY shortly thereafter. It very much seemed like he was just sending the signal for a prearranged favor from Putin to take place. I'm sure one can find the video – unedited – in lots of places, but millions of American Citizens WATCHED IT HAPPEN, including myself. I said at the time that what he was doing was illegal and he should be arrested. So am I surprised that he's been caught doing this again? Not at all. Here is the appearance I write of:
    https://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/trump-putin-no-relationship-226282

        By the way… he claimed that he has nothing to do with the Russians, but his OWN SON admitted to a group of potential investors that a majority of the investment in their corporations comes from Russians. That is, no doubt, why he refuses to make his Tax Returns public like every other President has done for a very long time: because those papers would tie him to Russian Oligarchs. Also, Trump's first trip to the USSR took place in 1987, and it is a historical fact that this happened. He claimed to be looking for "business opportunities" at the time. (He was at least 80 million dollars in debt at the time, as well.) At this time, Vladimir Putin was a KGB Agent, stationed at the "gateway to Russia" in East Germany, (through which a traveler to Russia would have to pass) posing as a TRANSLATOR FOR FOREIGN BUSINESSMEN; though his real mission – as he himself admitted – was to seek out foreign businessmen who could be bribed, bullied, blackmailed, or convinced to turn against their own countries and become assets for the KGB. Trump has had a LOT "to do with the Russians" in the past, including several attempts to build a Russian version of Trump Tower. Here's some information on that:

    https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/19/trump-first-moscow-trip-215842

        Then there was the ABC News Chief Anchor George Stephanopoulos interview, where Dirty Donnie admitted he would accept information against an opponent from a foreign power rather than immediately INFORMING THE FBI AS HE HAS LEARNED HE SHOULD IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE COMMITTING A FELONY. He knows better and he was even informed better on National Television. So he has no right to claim ignorance – he has committed actually more than one Felony while in the Office of President, but this admission set the stage for him being unable to claim he is ignorant of the consequences. Below find the ABC Video:
    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/id-exclusive-interview-trump-listen-foreigners-offered-dirt/story?id=63669304

         Below please find the transcript of the phone call with the President of Ukraine, with Dirty Donnie Trump exerting pressure on the Ukrainian President to seek information for him on Joe Biden. (Please note that the "not verbatim" issue is actually a disclaimer given due to the inability for some accents or speech impediments or poor connections on the phone to be properly understood by transcribers. However, there was no problem understanding Donnie, as he speaks English. It has nothing to do with transcribers changing wording.)

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/read-transcript-trumps-call-ukraine-president/story?id=65849015

         People who have paid attention to the world for most of our lives already knew that Dirty Donnie Trump (also known by locals in Atlantic City in the 1990s, while he was laundering money for the Russian Mob through his casinos, as "Don the Con") was not only capable of conspiring with a former KGB Agent but would happily do so as long as it paid him, and we are not surprised by any of this. It was almost inevitable the moment that some Republicans in power decided that winning an election was more important than serving their country.

        What worries me is that the military aid to Ukraine that Dirty Donnie held up by Presidential Order in JULY of 2019 had already been cleared to be delivered by our own government. The defense undersecretary for policy, John Rood, wrote in a May 23, 2019 letter to Congress that "On behalf of the secretary of defense, and in coordination with the secretary of state, I have certified that the government of Ukraine has taken substantial actions to make defense institutional reforms for the purpose of decreasing corruption” and the Department of Defense certified that all conditions placed on the delivery of the military aid had been met. This SHOULD have meant that the funds would be released on schedule, BUT Dirty Donnie's order in July delayed that at a CRITICAL time in Ukraine's battle against Russian-backed Separatists! This is the SAME CRAP RUSSIA PULLED IN CRIMEA. Vicious Vladimir Putin is trying to break off chunks of Ukraine to reabsorb the land into Russia as satellite states, on his way to making another version of the USSR… only this time without any pretense at all about a government that gives a damn about its people.

    https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2019/09/29/trump-claim-on-stalled-aid-for-ukraine-draws-new-scrutiny

        And last but not least….

    https://www.cbsnews.com/live-news/donald-trump-impeachment-inquiry-latest-updates-today-2019-10-03

         Yet ANOTHER commission of Conspiracy to Commit Treason on the part of Dirty Donnie Trump.  Asking a foreign power to investigate your political rival is a TREASONOUS ACT. Especially considering the repercussions that are LIKELY – and everyone with a brain knows it – from China.  It's amazing how Dirty Donnie is trying to target every one of Russia's enemies with this sort of thing right now, almost as if Vicious Vladimir Putin told him to move the USA toward enemy status with them, so that Putin could invade Ukraine without consequences (which he tried to do when he invaded Crimea) and weaken the US Economy further by damaging our relationship with China even more than he already has. When will Dirty Donnie's actions that are so obviously beneficial to Russia end?  Unfortunately, given that he's known Vicious Vlad since 1987, those treasonous actions probably won't stop until he's out of office. And even then we'll have to comb the White House and every government building with every means we have to find all the bugs they will have inserted during the Dirty Donny/Vicious Vlad private meetings – when AMERICAN media were not allowed in, but RUSSIAN "media" were welcome. I would honestly not be surprised if they planted micro-bombs in the Oval Office. It is just Vicious Vlad's style.

         Dirty Donnie Trump didn't just "collude".. he is guilty of CONSPIRACY to COMMIT TREASON. And people who paid attention know it. Eventually he will be facing the consequences of his actions, one way or another… even if it's just a Russian Mob sniper's bullet when Vicious Vlad decides it's time to clean up his mess. Trump had better hope he's imprisoned by the USA. Putin will have no need for him after he's no longer President, and Vicious Vlad doesn't leave witnesses alive. He's already gotten all the American National Security secrets that he needs from Dirty Donnie Trump. Now he's just using him to distract the world and ruin the USA.

  22. "…repugnant to the nation's governmental structure and constitutional values…"
    "…the President's claim of absolute immunity conceivably could enable the guilty to go free…"

    So he basically just said "This is bullshit" in the most elaborate way possible.
    It is, buddy. It is.

  23. That whole "the head of a government can't be prosecuted" thing that Republican politicians seem to rely on was – for instance – used by Rick Scott when he was governor of Florida to stop investigations into his corporations committing Medicaid fraud. That is why he ran – because he couldn't afford to be caught AGAIN. Rick Scott was CEO – the person who sets business practices – in TWO corporations with HUGE MEDICARE FRAUD convictions that took place BECAUSE OF HIS DIRECTION.

    In the late 1990s Columbia/HCA paid out 1.7 BILLION DOLLARS in fines and reimbursement resulting from the Medicare Fraud Crimes committed during Rick Scott's tenure as CEO. He was forced to resign from Columbia/HCA in 1997, just four months after the investigation into the corporation become public knowledge, because RICK SCOTT'S BUSINESS PRACTICES RESULTED IN FRAUDULENT BILLS SENT TO MEDICARE AND PAID BY TAXPAYERS, and that endangered the company. When Columbia/HCA settled with the Government, just the crimes that the investigators had DISCOVERED ended up costing the corporation 1.7 Billion dollars! And then, later on, when Rick Scott created a new company, HIS NEW CORPORATION WAS CONVICTED OF OVER TWO MILLION DOLLARS OF FRAUD! He then changed the name of his company, breaking it up into several names to help buffer the damage when his companies are caught committed fraud or other crimes again. His clinics – which are apparently all over Florida – were changed from Solantic to Care Spot. Even more investigations, this time into Scott's corporate fraud crimes against Medicaid, were underway when he decided to buy the Florida election for governor and stop all investigations against him with the power of the governor's office. And now, this corrupt greed-monger is in the Senate! And he's a heavy supporter of Trump, of course.

    It's as if Dirty Donnie's criminal mafia has taken over our government, one Republican seat at a time. Where are the honorable Republicans that believe in the Laws of our Country? Unfortunately, not running for political office. It seems like they have all either retired recently or – worse yet – suddenly developed an incurable illness and died off or had "an accident." If I were any honorable person in politics right now, I'd be bringing all my food and drink from home, because there are a lot of criminally-minded people in politics these days and they are busily poisoning our Nation. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THEM… starting with voting out Republicans until their party learns this lesson – We the People are not going to allow any Mafioso-Minded Crook to take over our government! Not any part of it! And if you support them, you lose your political power.. Period! Hopefully all parties will see that lesson and remember it when they choose who to run for office.

  24. Bill Clinton did a quick pro blow and said he didn't have sexual relationship with that women.Dems have been lying ever since brainwashing people

  25. Seriously what makes you think Trump is going to hand over his tax returns at this point? You think barr is really going to enforce this?

  26. Hey ken Harris which President left 1.1 billion dollars in on pallets on a airport tarmac. 2 which president whispers into a Russian Presidents ear while in a hot mike saying I will have more flexibility when I win the election??Which President armed the Mexican cartel in a little operation called fast and furious?Come on you know the answer!!!!!!!

  27. "A sitting President can't be prosecuted for any crime" … why is a sitting President even contemplating committing a crime?

  28. Err, the transcript discredits Schiff fairy tale phone call….the whistleblowers are confirming Schiffs “4 Pinocchio” lies…can you impeach a POTUS based on whistleblowers lies?!?

  29. https://medium.com/basic-income/there-is-no-policy-proposal-more-progressive-than-andrew-yangs-freedom-dividend-72d3850a6245

  30. I'm truly fearful there could be a genocide in Turkey against the Kurds. The Turks have committed genocide before and the Kurds have been a victim of genocide before.

  31. To all you young fellers out there, we used to have something called "late night comedy". The host would tell jokes and have interesting guests on. Now all we have are leftist echo chambers where useful idiots laugh at preapproved intervals. Welcome to 1984 everyone.

  32. And now he's pulled us out of Syria and left our allies vulnerable to attack which has happened. He's following Putin's orders. "Beyond Reason: Mental Retardation: "An Overview." This article explains why Trump is so anxious to please Putin. Mentally retarded people often trying to please people in authority. And many don't understand what morals are! They simply don't understand that their actions hurt people and they don't care that they do. Trump knows about Putin's sex tapes on him and the young Russian hookers. But he's still thinks of Putin as a friend and he doesn't understand that Putin is using him. He won't believe it. It's the reason that after Putin did those gas experiments on some British people (a man and his daughter died and many more are sick) that Trump still called Putin and congratulated him on being voted in again. Even though his aides begged and begged him not to do it. It's why the draft dodger hasn't a conscience about being one. His Father did that for him. And it's also why a Proffer in the college Trump went to says Trump was the stupidest student he ever had. Trump has cheated his way through school and he's illiterate! He can't even sign his name correctly. Not one letter is clear. Look at it. One retarded man even admitted to a murder he didn't do because he wanted to impress the police. There are many examples of people who look as normal as we do getting executed for a murder they didn't do. One guy who was going to be executed in a few minutes asked a person there what he should wear to the funeral. 🙁 His funeral! 🙁 He didn't understand he was doing to be killed. 🙁 It's also why he openly cheated on his wives and even let people take pictures of him with the porn star and the playboy bunny. He doesn't understand what morals are so he thinks it's OK to have sex with other women, married or not. It also explains his bragging on that Hollywood Access tape. The woman he was talking about was a married woman but that means nothing to him. He doesn't believe he's a womanizer. That's why he put in another womanizer on the Supreme Court. And I believe it's why he has so many followers. They've done the same things he has. Cheated on their spouses and lie all the time so they are right at home with Trump. And he's always desperate for praise and anything to feed his ego. It's why he had that man sit across from him at a Cabinet meeting and praise him up and down. And that wasn't even enough! He had someone put a poster of himself on the table between them. It never ends. And he's cost us hundreds of millions by having unnecessary rallies even when he'd been elected. He missed the rallies he'd had before where he just make up stats that were lies but his followers just cheered him and applauded him. And he ordered his aides to have rally after unnecessary rally forcing the Secret Service to protect him all the time. I feel sorry for the Secret Service that are forced to protect a man who they know is retarded. And he takes all these unnecessary trips to Scotland and to other of his golf courses. I could go on and on. Please read it. You'll see it makes perfect sense. He just understand that Putin loaths him and hates America as does Kim Jung us. Now Putin and Xi are muzzling their countries just like the Kims have done for decades controlling information into their countries and out of their countries. Google in now against the law in China because Xi is wanting to control and brain wash the Chinese people. There is a video on Netflix about a Chinese billionaire who bought a closed down factory in Ohio. Watch it. It's an eye opener. He promised the workers all kinds of benefits and slowly took most of them away and now the American workers are getting paid $14.00 an hour. Please watch it. It's sick what the Chinese say about Americans. Songs

  33. I live in West Texas and two people in HEB today one had a maga hat and the other had a re-elect trump 2020. I am like I wouldn't be wearing those right now. Ughh welcome to West Texas

  34. Stephen made a 'Double Trouble' joke, and I don't know if it is SUPPOSED to be a reference to Pokemon's Team Rocket or not.

  35. Get him out of the White House a.s.a.p,people of the USA….and go help out the Kurds…..promises made,promises KEPT,remember? Do the right thing …

  36. Time to start a non political 3rd party. Demand a delay in election until we take a vote on eliminating electoral college and switching to a direct democracy thats controlled by WE THE PEOPLE, we would decide who to impeach…

  37. None of the conspiracy theories leveled at Trump by the Democrats and their media lackeys over the last 3 years have been correct. Why would you think the latest conspiracy theories hold any water? When are you going to figure out that he's in a different league, that you're chasing Trump's laser pointer?

  38. How many people will die because of this coward in the WH? And he wont spare a moment thinking about them. Piece of dog shit

  39. Polygraph? Is that still a thing in US justice?

    Well, in a country where teachers are forced to teach "Intelligent Design" alongside evolution theory, where MPs spend up to 90 per cent of their business time begging for contributions, and where sex education in many states consists of "Don't do it, or God will punish you" (thus producing the highest percentage of illegal abortions in all industrialised countries), only the sky is the limit.

    Of stupidity.

  40. Can the "Late Show with Stephen Colbert" tune please be tuned down in volume? It is so loud compared to the actual show. Like this comment if you agree!

  41. I am disappointed to see the supporters of the "The Pussy Grabber" aren't putting forward any kind of argument to support their hero,……………. Abuse for his critics of course but no reasoned thought put forward to justify his appalling behaviour.

  42. Really? The president ought to be immune from prosecution of any crime? Heck, under those rules you couldn’t prosecute Hitler or Mussolini! 🙄😳

  43. …he does know that you can practice for a polygraph, right? Something about deliberately reliving a past trauma to get a spike, and general meditation stuff to suppress one, or something like that. They measure how stressed you are while coming up with an answer, not whether it's true or not. That's why a lot of more science-based jurisdictions don't consider them valid legal evidence. They kinda work on people who have no idea what they're doing (especially if they believe in lie detectors, since they freak out more when asked a question with a damning answer), but they're pretty unreliable against trained people or those with excellent control of their own stress levels.

  44. The Russians May have given the Turks a copy of the Golden Shower video, which was described to Trump., and scared even more pee out of him !

  45. According to American law any attempt of interfering in a presidential election by a foreign power must be met with a declaration of war.

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