What is in Pumpkin Spice? Comedians Review What Ingredients are in Pumpkin Spice


– [Interviewer] Cloves and allspice. – Okay. – Allspice? Like the deodorant? (laughs) ♪ Blazo, Blazo la la la la la ♪ – [Interviewer] Do you
think there’s any pumpkin in Pumpkin Spice? – I did until you asked me that question. – I don’t know. What is
the spice of pumpkin? I’ve always wondered that. ’cause, isn’t it just
like this disgusting goo that’s on the inside
of it, and like seeds? – You ever really smell the pumpkin, does it smell like this? – No. (laughs) – Yeah, exactly. – I guess it makes sense that
that’s what Pumpkin Spice is made out of, if you just take the
seeds. But then where does all the goop go? It’s a
philosophical question. I really … Where does all the goop go? – [Interviewer] So what do
you think is in Pumpkin Spice? – Lies. (laughter) – The aura of pumpkin and like White Claw. – With a dash of privilege. (laughs) – It’s got like a mix of spices. Like cinnamon, clove,
allspice. A bunch of things. – I knew it tasted like a red-headed girl. – Shh. – Wait, so it’s not made from pumpkins? – Nah, I don’t think there’s
any pumpkin up in it. Nope. – Nope. It’s just the spice. (laughter) – Stop lying like that. Why would I think it’s not pumpkin in it? – So they just call it that because it’s the spice used in pumpkin pie? – Yes, that’s completely the reason why. – [Interviewer] So correct. It’s amazing. You have three of the five spices. – Okay. – [Interviewer] Cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves and allspice. – Okay. – [Interviewer] So you
have three out of five. – Well there you go. – Wait, allspice? Like the deodorant? (laughter) – Oh that is so gross. – [Interviewer] No, that’s Old Spice. – Oh. (laughter) – I thought it was vanilla. Some kind of pumpkin
perfume that they put on it. – So only one fifth of Pumpkin
Spice can get you high, the nutmeg, right? You guys
never got high on nutmeg? – No. – Well I tried to, but
it didn’t work so then I just freaked out and I called the people that
just tell you to throw up. I thought you just ate it, apparently you gotta like heat it into
like heroin-type stuff to it. (laughter) – [Interviewer] Who do
you think created modern Pumpkin Spice craze? – Bad men. Houdini. All those guys. – Dick Cheney. – Elvis Presley. – The FBI. – MC Hammer. – Martha Stewart. – Ryan Seacrest’s mother-in-law. (laughter) Before she changed her
name to Martha Stewart. – Betty Crocker? – Oh, white girls. – Johnny Appleseed. – Probably black dudes. – Pumpkin Spice Latte
in a box, with a stick. – [Interviewer] You’re
fishing for white girls. – We just threw it out there, yeah. – [Interviewer] Actually,
it was Peter Dukes at Starbucks. Starbucks
started the craze in 2003. Ryan Seacrest’s mother-in-law
is Martha Stewart? – Shhh. ♪ Blazo, Blazo la la la la la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo la la la la la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo la la la la la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo la la la la la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo la la la la la ♪ ♪ Blazo, Blazo la la la la la ♪ Blazo!

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