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Comedy Brings Happiness
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why am i 4th?!?
With my dad goes to the store they ask him do you want your milk and a bag and he says no leave it in the carton
Half of these aren't jokes, still enjoyed it though. 🙂
"Daddy, I'm cold"
"Go to the corner"
"But why, dad?"
"Because it's 90 degrees"
Ba dum tss
It would be appreciated if they went in age order .
"I'm reading a book about anti gravity – It's impossible to put down!" 😄
"Hey, you're funny.""Oh yeah?""Yeah, funny smelling." Every time.
I love these vids
After eating at a restaurant. "Excuse me waiter, do you have carry out service?" — "Yes we do sir" — "Oh, thank God, because I ate too much, and going to need to be carried out of here." Waiter shakes head and walks away.
are you my father is a good dad joke haha (:
"Maybe soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish." That's my dad's go-to joke every time.
2:07 She looks/sounds like she is way past her age
Just saying, not hating. Cheers 😊
that guy is 18?? damn
Here's a good one!Dad: Knock Knockme: Who's ThereDad: Europe….. LOL Make sure you say it out loud
What is your funniest dad joke? Comment and let us know!
Omg that guy on 0:31 is 18?? Wtf, he looks like a man while my 18 years old friends just got their puberty
I thought of Jin…
what did the sheet say when it feel of the bed?…
Half of them don't know what a dad joke is apparently 😂
i had a boyfriend named matthew and my dad did the same thing hahahahahah
well well well , why can't I hear jin's widow cleaning laugh hmm 😂
there was like one dad joke in this entire video
Who else was annoyed when the kids didn't say actual dad jokes just something funny their dad does
I would post my best Dad joke… but YouTube comments won't let me upload a picture of him. :-/
SO MANY BISCUIT JOKES UHHH
This is mine:
Me : Dad I'm hungry
Dad: hi hungry I'm dad
Me: dad I'm serious!
Dad: I thought your name was hungry
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
dad: no I'm dad.
;DDD enjoy ur day evrybody
Here another one when I was like 5 or 4 my dad says:
Would u like water or milk
Dad: milk or water?
I was so stupid back then
My dad always tells people this phone joke about colors. He says "Greeen, greeen, yellow? yellow? PINK". Supposably the green is the phone ringing, the yellow is asking who it is and the pink is him hanging up but he has to explain the joke to everyone literally every time so idk why he still uses it
My moms best Joke is "You supose to be a blow job, but I was tired and lazy that day" :,(
"Daaaaaad. I'm hungry!"
"Nice to meet you, Hungry. I'm Mark".
My grandfather's favorite joke to tell was: "A termite walks into a bar, and asks, 'Is your bartender here?'".
This isn't necessarily a joke, but my father's personality in a nut shell. I'll preface it with this: 1) We lost him 12 years ago to kidney disease/Diabetes and 2) We were eating at a Red Lobster where the tile floors were extremely slick.
So it was about a week before my father passed. The family was eating at Red Lobster, and were getting up to leave after paying the bill. Knowing that he was going to die soon, my father didn't gave a damn what people thought of him. So, he proceeded to pull his shirt up over his head, exposing his pale, big bowl full of jelly stomach. He then grabbed his cane, and pushed himself–still in his chair mind you–out of restaurant as though he was rowing a boat.
I want my ten seconds back
Nobody said any dad jokes….
my dads failed attempt at marriage was pretty funny
ALL DEF DIGITAL DID IT FIRST but nice twist with the multiple age groups.
"How do you make holy water?""You boil the hell out of it."
Why must melons get married in church? Because they cantaloupe. (Can't elope) I'm not a dad and my dad never told jokes. So there's my contribution. Taa Dah
dad you look beautiful, would you sx with me
daughter to dad: "This year, I'm getting 6 periods at school"Dad to daughter: "maybe that's a talk you should have with your mother" 😂
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down. -____-
It is too long to write here but it is not funny at all yet, everybody loughs!
my dad just mispronounces EVERYTHING
Jr: Mommy, Mommy, why does Daddy keep running away from us…????…Mom : shut up and keep shooting!
Jr: Mommy, Mommy Daddy's throwing up in the bathroomMom: That's Okay…Jr: No it's not…Mom: Why????Jr: Because Johnny's getting all the big pieces!!!
Jr: Daddy, Daddy, why do I keep running around in circles???Dad: Shut up, before I nail your other foot to the floor!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired
what do you call a magical dog? a labracadabrador
the 13 yo looked like shes 17 and the 17 yo loked like shes 13 lol
My best dad joke is when he went to prison, divorced my mom, and left his children including me 😁
My dad is literally like Carlton from fresh Prince of Bel air , he's such a joker 😂😂😂
this type of video makes me pause and think of my own answer
Do you know WHY 7 ate 9?
Because he was getting his 3 square(d) meals for the day.
Kids aren't funny. The teen+ were.
I love how happy these people look thinking about their dad's! It's so sweet. That kids reaction to the interrupting cow though is great, she looks so unimpressed lol. My dad has way too many dad jokes..
I like the one where he goes to the store a midnight and doesn't come back.
My dads top two
Me: I'm hungryDad: Nice to meet you Hungry, I'm Ray.
Or when he's swimming –Someone: How's the water?Dad: Wet
What is the funniest food?Eggs. Because they crack you up.
"Im bored, hungry, tired, etc."
"Hello bored, hungry, tired, etc., I'm dad!"
"I'm hungry"" Hi Hungry, I'm dad" "😑"
if i say to my dad im thirsty he always responds i'm friday come over saturday and we'll have a sunday
Where is Jin when you need him XD
"Dad I'm hungry""Hi hungry I'm dad!"
Tell Jin For The Best Dad Jokes 👌😂!
Alright, maybe its because Im a 17yo teen, but his (in my eyes) childish and nonfunny jokes bother me so much. The worst thing is that he tries too hard to be 'funny', and then laughs way too hard at himself. He still makes the same jokes as 12 years ago, thats why I find it childish.
This is just regular teenager behaviour from my side, right? I really hope he will ever change, but maybe he will when I do.
I fuckin hate that 7 year old
I mean i can only do swedish dad jokes: så om du är svensk här är ett Göteborg skämt…….. Vad sa göteborgaren till det arga star wars fanet?? Ge daj
he is pretty punny
A drum set fell off a cliff…
… bah dum tsss
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 was a six offender
I guess my best dad joke is, who?
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 7 8 9" my dad's joke
"I'm hungry" "Hi hungry, I'm dad"
She has big 😧
"What is your best dad joke" "Not really" 😐
My dad is extremely sarcastic and all his jokes involve sarcasm or insults. Hence now all my jokes involve sarcasm or insults.
this was not what i expected
Dancing guy at the end 🙂
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