[BELL RINGS] It’s nightfall. [CLOCK TICKING] [LONG-REACH LIGHTER IGNITES] [TAPPING] He awakens! [WHOOSH] [THUD] [CREAKING] Very cool, master. Very scary. Thank you.
[MUSIC PLAYING] NANDOR: (CALLING) Nadja!
Laszlo! Yeah? Yes? NANDOR: Can you come downstairs
for a second, please? The problems with
living with other vampires are the vampires I have
chosen to stay with. NANDOR: I wanted to talk about
general hygiene in the cell. Last night, there were all these
people down there, half drunk. Well, where did
they find the alcohol? No, they were half drunk. They’ve been half drunk. If you’ve got something to
say, then damn well say it. It’s not hygienic! [MUSIC PLAYING] NADJA: Nandor is
like a big turkey. NANDOR: Can we pay with that? I’m so sorry,
sir, you can’t be throwing ancient coins at me. Yeah, multi credit card is– Stab this man. –fine. NANDOR: Guillermo
is my familiar. (YELPING) Woo hoo! GUILLERMO: I’m not a killer. I find people who
are easy to kill. They are virgins? I don’t see how
that’s relevant. [MUSIC PLAYING] Ugh! That’s werewolf piss. To werewolf! Colin, what are
you doing in here? This is my bedroom. My name is Colin Robinson– Hi, Deb– And I am
a energy vampire. We either bore you with
a long conversation– Hey, Don– or– Don!– we enrage you! [PENCIL SHARPENER] [MUSIC PLAYING] Something terrible is coming! I’m going to fucking kill you! (SCREAMING) Ahhh! Master, this is
pretty macabre. Eh. Ha. (SCREAMING) Ahhh! [MUSIC PLAYING] I’ve got my cap
caught in the door. NADJA: Well, yank it out. (YELPS) Hugh! Fuck! MUSIC: Ow!