“You Got Ruppied” | Jo Koy : Lights Out


My mom will give the worst advice The worst advice… That’s why I had to leave my mom Worst advice I go to the bar And my mom is the first one to call me and go Josep… Are you going to a bar, out der? Are you going… Out der? To those bars… That bar Yeah, I’m going to those bars mom… What? Which bar? Which bar Josep… Which? Like she knows all the fucking bars… I’m just going to a bar… Why mom, why? I gotta go… Because Josep… The reason why I’m asking you… That’s how my mom talks to me… She’s gotta fucking sing Josep… The reason why I’m telling you Why… What bar… Is because there’s people out there Putting… Drugs… In da drinks What are you talking about mom? Drugs Josep, drugs They call it Roopie… Did you say Roopie? Yes Josep, Roopie! You mean Roofie? Yes Josep, Roopie Mom why… Why are you telling… Because Josep, what it is is they put it in the drinks… And it’s a date rape drug Mom, I’m all right… I… I don’t think anyone’s going to ‘Roopie”
me… So thank you… I’m late, I gotta go Thank you for the advice but… I’m going to be okay And then she gets mad Oh ok Josep, you know what? Then just go Go Josep! Go to those bars… And drink several drinks… And put them all over the bar Someone will put a Roopie in one of those drinks You will drink it… Fall asleep… You wake up They are fucking your ass Fucking your ass… And then you’ll wake up… My butt hurts! You got Roopied! Just a side note… any guy thats ever roofied a girl, you’re a piece of shit That’s fucked up… Roofie a girl… That is such bullshit, you roofie a girl Are you kidding me? That’s horrible! Don’t roofie a girl This is what I do… Creepy guys, listen up Don’t roofie a girl, that’s illegal This is what I do When you’re out drinking with a girl, all right? Use the voice that she thinks she hears when she’s being roofied It’s hysterical She doesn’t know what
the fuck is going on Like right when she takes a sip out of her drink Just look at her and go… How are you doing….? What..? What? I said how are you doing? I don’t feel good! You don’t look good either… Hey you guys, Jo Koy couldn’t make it but
thank you for watching the videos but… Oh who am I… It’s me… It’s Jo Koy… Its a mask of me! Who doesn’t have a mask of themselves, right? Everyone does! Anyways, subscribe Subscribe now And you know what? You get to see more videos like these… Right here And more pictures of me with the
mask on Without clothes Wouldn’t you want to see that? I would… Oh my God Josep… You’re dy-ing! I just want you to know that I… Uh… I could have pulled out Drugs Josep… Drugs… They call it Roopie Excuse me person that does not drive my car… Do you know where my keys are?

100 Replies to ““You Got Ruppied” | Jo Koy : Lights Out”

  1. This is so relatable Pinoy moms are the best in the world. Happy Mother's Day to your mom jo koy

  2. β€œPutting drugs in the drinks” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG YOUR MOM AND MY MOM ARE TWINS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. I grew up with alot of good flips. Theyre literally the latinos of asians. Love my Pinoys!! And honestly its so fkn spot on!!β™‘

  4. I once went to Panic at The Disco Concert Last October 2018 and it's my first time watching a concert. And my Mom Told me not to go cause they are selling drinks w/drugs. I Told her "Mom it's a band concert not something like Party Concert with a DJ."🀣🀣

    Years before the concert there's an incident about party drugs in the concert and my Mom saw it on the news. She thought it's the same event that i was going to.

    So Yeah Typical Filipino Moms🀣🀣

  5. lol, filipino mothers they do that! β€œjust go then!" they make you feel so guilty. All Filipino women do that! I’m next πŸ˜‰πŸ˜€

  6. His joke about a Filipino mom is on POINT!!! LEGIT!!! So f*ckg hilarious 🀣 🀣🀣

  7. Omg! It’s so true! Filipinos have this thing where they β€œsing” their words. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. My first time hearing him. My students told me about him. Very funny. Mom's are always good material from whatever ethnic group you are.

  9. If that was my mom? She would have said "Bahala ka sa buhay mo kung mapahamak ka diyan basta sinasabi ko sayo mag inggat ka ah"

  10. Yeh he makes his mom come alive in his sketches. I'm hooked on Jo Koy now! He's just so funny because he does it with love.

  11. LMAO!!! I started doing this to my son after seeing this. It cracks us both up. If he says he’s going to the store, I ask him which store? To the gym? Which gym? OMG! It’s crazy.

  12. My son can so relate with this one.He is 24 now and I still check on him where he is at nights that I don’t see his car outside.πŸ˜‚

  13. Stupid dumb like Jim carry with the part on the creepy impression of a creepy guy……….yuck but screammmmmmmmmmmmm out laughing couldn't catch my breath…..I didn't expect that…..?Goodness your a winnerπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ΌπŸ˜˜πŸ’žβ€πŸ’‹πŸ˜˜πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  14. So I'm watching this video and my neighbor comes out of her house looking for who ever is saying this. And she's like "My mom said this." She's Latina

  15. While I was in the Philippines for work I had a few co-workers offer to take me out. One of them pulled me aside and really quietly said "make sure you see your drink get opened and where it is at all times." I was so confused why he was giving me this advice. He told me "look, you stick out and your kind of a trophy around here." Never been more uncomfortable going out haha. Nothing happened but I couldn't help but be paranoid for the rest of the time.

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